I logged how many times I masturbated in 2014. And to who. Guess the total.

[Zbrah17]

Maddy oreilly and jayden James on my birthday. Not bad OP not bad

[Kronwall]

morin

[Cruiser4life]

oh my god

[axiom15]

op you stickied yourself on the first page

[shyheimz]

Five star seal of approval.

[CoreMaster75]

Mind blown at how many people only fap like twice a week... What's up with your testosterone? If you have a chick, how many times do you **** her per day?

[RThoe]

Lmao in

[JediRN]

There we go!! I wanted OP to run some fckin pivots! Maybe we can get some pie charts or histograms up in here??? lol

OP averages 1.44 fap a day over the entire year and tends to tug it out more on mondays

this is why I misc.

any data available one the amount of protein lost? I'm thinking it's like a quart (thats about a litre you metric system fgts) of that gains butter lost to the universe

[thsker]

OP went on No Fap for my birthday. I am honored that you resisted your urges for my sacred day OP!


Edit: OP, what was the title of the file you saved your log under?

[gangaslayer]

Lost it at the pornstars fapped to each time.

[memoiree]

lmaoooooo im dying

[DrTynanol]

op went no-fap on my bday




too bad still gonna fap

not srs......


...semi-srs

[cux]

Additional analysis

Proof of SADD

[winterbulk]

this is why I misc.

any data available one the amount of protein lost? I'm thinking it's like a quart (thats about a litre you metric system fgts) of that gains butter lost to the universe

Idk if anyone else has posted this so I'll give it a go. According to wikipedia (won't post a link because don't want to go to camp) the average ejaculation is between 0.1 and 10 milliliters. We'll assume that OP is in the middle at 5. 5 x 524 = 2620 millilitres or 2.62 litres. For the Muricans thats 88.6 ounces. According to examine per 10 ml theres .5 grams of protein. Because we're assuming OP is 1/2 of that .5 x (524/2) = 131 grams of protein or about 5.5 scoops of gold standard. Someone double check my math though.

[Tetrahydro]

lol @ sticky

[JediRN]

Idk if anyone else has posted this so I'll give it a go. According to wikipedia (won't post a link because don't want to go to camp) the average ejaculation is between 0.1 and 10 milliliters. We'll assume that OP is in the middle at 5. 5 x 524 = 2620 millilitres or 2.62 litres. For the Muricans thats 88.6 ounces. According to examine per 10 ml theres .5 grams of protein. Because we're assuming OP is 1/2 of that .5 x (524/2) = 131 grams of protein or about 5.5 scoops of gold standard. Someone double check my math though.

Sounds like it was worth it.

I just wanted to know for research purposes.

yeah that's it.

[Tweedurr]

Das fukkin it mane.

[Bonkies]

hahaha

ded


178 - 4/8 - Lizz Tayler
179 - 4/8 - Jynx Maze & Mischa Brooks


Ty for making my Bday special bruh

[TorakFirenze]

Brah u have a fukn problem.

Also 1x Kayden Kross, 0x Mia Khalifa, 0x Caprice das not it mane

[cux]

Idk if anyone else has posted this so I'll give it a go. According to wikipedia (won't post a link because don't want to go to camp) the average ejaculation is between 0.1 and 10 milliliters. We'll assume that OP is in the middle at 5. 5 x 524 = 2620 millilitres or 2.62 litres. For the Muricans thats 88.6 ounces. According to examine per 10 ml theres .5 grams of protein. Because we're assuming OP is 1/2 of that .5 x (524/2) = 131 grams of protein or about 5.5 scoops of gold standard. Someone double check my math though.

For scale:

[SYKO227]

How many 2 liter bottles do you have filled up? At least we know who to turn to with "who is this girl?"

LOL all that jizz made the thread sticky.

^wizard speaking of bottles

[FOSteven]

how the fuk you masturbate to siri

You could be an accountant if you didnt fap and log all day

which date was Siri's anal scene?

Post forearm pics

110 - 3/7 - Gina Lynn & Lela Star
111 - 3/15 - Jamie Jackson

OP tried no fap.

This thread has been stickied... What a great day to be alive

extracted the data.. working on relevant fapanalytics

interesting tred there.. from thursday onward op has peaked consistently.. IE op's sperm counts have surged tremondously

is this achievable natty?

You fapped to Siri on my birthday. Holy fuk

Idk if anyone else has posted this so I'll give it a go. According to wikipedia (won't post a link because don't want to go to camp) the average ejaculation is between 0.1 and 10 milliliters. We'll assume that OP is in the middle at 5. 5 x 524 = 2620 millilitres or 2.62 litres. For the Muricans thats 88.6 ounces. According to examine per 10 ml theres .5 grams of protein. Because we're assuming OP is 1/2 of that .5 x (524/2) = 131 grams of protein or about 5.5 scoops of gold standard. Someone double check my math though.

Was going to do the birthday fap, but not sure if it's safe to type this into google.... (ISIS LOVE)

I love the misc

[Lolip0p]

pie charts posted


EDIT: Fap Pie Chart!!

Pretty even for individuals

[zak2210]

485 - 10/22 - Professional Compilation
lol


mirin variety op

[datboidere]

Lol'd hard at the "Expect to be banned in [PORN THREADS]" sticky being gone. Was gonna ask if it doesn't apply anymore but mods deleted that thread.

Mods get to change the rules when they break it

[LeakyQuesadilla]

do you have any hobbies? (srs)

if i jerked off that many times. i would have no motivation to do anything

[Morati]

OP didnt fap on my birthday(9/2)...my soul is safe.

This thread is both funny and sad as fuk, cant decide lol

[disphugginflip]

When I discovered MFC, and Chaturbate, my fapping game has changed. No more professionals models, no more production values. Just sloots slooting it up for nickels.

[Sportacus88]

524 times and not once to Katerina Hartlova, Christy Marks, Shione Cooper or Hitomi Tanaka.

How can you possibly be unaware of them, but have girls like Siri and Gianna Michaels on your list?

My mind is blown.

[Takezaki]

Someone should make a flow chart. I wanna know who's your number 1.