Tinder Thread Part IX: The time is upon us

[pssyslayer69]

my one and only tinder smash... major slut

[TheIronAsylum]

lmao literally every review on tinder app is 1 star keep up the good work bring the schit holes down and gett his fixed

[sa7soon]

How come you aren't doing this for girls in *****? There has to be some there for you to get.

Won't work. Tinder dead zone. I only got about 3-4 matches in an equal amount of days after resetting my account, my normal amount is 30-40 in that number of days.

I number closed 3, 1 went NC after I pitched the meet. Now trying to keep these 3 interested till I get back and failing miserably.

All illicit sites (Porn, etc), are blocked here and I've recently heard that you can't see pictures on Tinder while swiping from the area, which effectively leaves everything to your bio and lowers it's use dramatically.




@pssyslayer69, I just remembered that I actually do have 1 smash off tinder from before I came offshore. Before I got good at tinder I somehow got with this Irish chick in *****. She was a Physical Education teacher that loved Volleyball, dat ass was incredible.

I wish I still had the convo, I invited myself over to her place at ~ 1 AM (she lives alone), she said "Sure, but it's not for sex". LOL, okay...

[PlateauTooSoon]

Sooo close to making it last night. Match at midnight, she opens me, convo goes good, basically tells me she's DTF, but the Carolinas still called.


(scroll from the bottom pic up, album is out of order)
imgur.com/a/WfH3e

I didn't notice the "we're both hot" message, wouldn't of brought up the Star Wars and reading if I did. She must of found someone hotter or had last-minute sloot regrets.

I reopened on this Vday match a few days ago. Looool, there is defiantly some validity to the 'social proof' PUA theory. In an effort to creatively get around giving her my ********, I inadvertently dropped a bomb of a line that got her super intrigued in me. It wasn't even my intention! haha


Me: "Since you fall asleep pretty quickly when its late, I'll message you earlier in the evening from now on"

Her: "I guess I had my notification turned off for the app so I didn't know I had a message oops"

Me: "It happens. You free saturday night, or do you wanna take it a little slower? I'm flexible "

Her: "Well I'm in ****** for a journalism conference this weekend haha"
Her: "Are you serious about actually wanting to see me or no" (about 16 hours passed since her last message, I was at the concert girl's dorm then had work)

Me: "Yes. Late reply because I got home from work and needed to unwhine."
Me: "When your not in ******, are you in the ****** ***** or do you travel to here"

Her: "Yeah I live in ********"

Me: "Oh okay, I'm in *****. So whats your preference, slow and safe or fast and risky?"

Her: "When it comes to relationships? Depends on the person"
Her: "Do you have a ********?"

Me: "We'll have to find out what kind of person I fall under. I do but I don't add from here unless its moved into exclusive dating" (BOOM)

Her: "So are you dating multiple people right now?"
Her: "Totally fine if you are im just curious"

Me: "I'm fwb with one, and I might have a date with someone else next weekend."

Her: "Oh nice"
Her: "Are these people you met on tinder?"

Me: "Yeah. I like how we're breaking the ice and getting more real with each other here, what is your tinder experience so far"

Her: "Well this is my first time really using it and you're the only person I'm really talking to on here" (Oh I got her now)

Me: "Haha natilee I'm not naive, you and I both know that's a lie"

Her: "No it's not. Guys will message me and say hi and I'll say hey but then it dies. You're the only one that's kept conversation alive"

Me: "Oh yeah, I know what you mean. I've seen friend's and other date's tinder accounts before and most guys repertoire of words consist of 'hey' 'what's up' 'how are you' and 'dtf?' Lol"

Her: "Yeah hahaha. Exactly. So that's why I say you're really the only tinder person I'm actually talking to."

Me: "Okay, that's more believable in that context haha. Too bad I don't have a lot of time to talk to you, quite busy this whole week but ill try to drop messages here and there so tinder isn't such a disappointment for you."
Me: "Anyways, gotta go, talk to you later."

Her: "Haha yeah I don't want it to sound like I'm trying to impress you and say I'm only talking to you lol. I just don't really use tinder as a platform to talk to people but it's worked out this far haha"
Her: "I wish we had a different medium to talk on but I understand your reservations. Alrighty talk to later"

Me: "Feel free to drop your number here if you wish, I'd rather text too"

Her: "###.###.####"

(Carried it on to text messages and agreed to get in touch on the weekend for arranging a meet since we were both busy for the week.)


The kicker? I did some Insta snooping and see that she has "Jesus." in her bio, goes to a private Christian university, and is an admin and assist. editor for a Christian website. LOL. And here she is, all keen on going out with a tinder guy who told her he is ****ing and seeing multiple people. Now I really wanna smash her, it will feel sooooo good knowing that I'm blasting a load all over the face of a devote Christian.

[bullockss]

Poland is officially conquered, got these in the last two days. Posted 3 of them earlier the rest are new. Will vacation there soon, srs.


Made a pretty tour guide line, works great so far.

I spoofed poland before too. When u said they barely give their number before i thought it was odd since i got alot lol its pointless talking to them tho even tho im going in the summer. spoofing is only good if ur gonna be there in like a week or else the lust will fizzle out. Got tons on whatsapp.

[PlateauTooSoon]

HOLY FAWK, I can't believe the coincidence that just happened to me on one of my Tinder convos right now. I gotta get pics of the convo somehow, this **** would legit go viral on imgur/reddit, that's how good this whole thing was. Wow.

Edit: Tomorrow I'm going to log onto my account through my friend's smartphone to take screenshots of this. Oh man, I can't wait to show this off.

[deadliftbrah19]

Trolling moar Tinder mansloots with:

Him: DTF?
Me: Sorry I don't ride the cawk carousel. C'mon you've gotta to have better game than that

Him: Hey do you do hookups?
Me: I don't sample the boner buffet


99% of Tinder guys have the worst game on the planet. They are beyond pathetic.

[sa7soon]

I spoofed poland before too. When u said they barely give their number before i thought it was odd since i got alot lol its pointless talking to them tho even tho im going in the summer. spoofing is only good if ur gonna be there in like a week or else the lust will fizzle out. Got tons on whatsapp.

I was barely getting numbers because I was being too cocky/aggressive for Polish girls. Fixed that and the numbers started to flow. Got 7 in 2 days and I have 4 more on the way (they are a done deal, I can tell).

I had absolutely cringeworthy Tinder game before, I spoof to because I work offshore (no females in 100 mile radius lol) and for when I would need good game back in civilization.


I still cringe looking at screens of my old game (opener from her bio):

take screenshots of this

Intrigued. In for results, will neg if disappointed.

[BRBMakingMoney]

Poland is officially conquered

Interesting. Some of that stuff wouldn't work with your typical US/Australian/English chicks.

Where are the chit tests? where are the endless hoops? where are the endless games and acting like they are god's gift to men?

Maybe the general rule of thumb should be to always be a little less nice and a little more confident than the chick you're dealing with. If she's hitting you with chit tests, throwing hoops, stringing you along and acting like the world revolves around her then be the world's biggest cocky a**hole.

but if she's being nice, friendly, open and modest then be the same and throw in a bit of confidence and you're set.

I wonder how they differ in person though, might have to invest more IRL time to get them into bed? I don't know, any Polish brah's here to aware us?

[rampitup]

I can't be the only one without an 'i' button. It's annoying as ****. Not cos I wanna read bios, but I wanna see distance. I'm on that 20km radius but only swipe yes to 8km time.

Also, matches gone down since getting premium. wtf?

Would you guys ever go to a girls house party. I got a 'rampitup you're so funny, come to my house party tonight?'. I bottled it cos **** trying to game her in front of a big waiting crowd. Plus, pressure to be as funny irl - no thanks geoff.

I told her I was already out -which i was - and to message me when her **** mates had left, hoping for the late night drunk smash... no dice. Gonna try get her out this weekend then if not NC. I ****ing hate chasing, maybe to my detriment but I feel like a ******* trying too hard. I'm of the opinion not to chase uninterested girls but after reading BRB i'm thinking the only way to hotter girls is persistence.

Potential new opener..

'Quick intelligence test, 1 million now or 1 billion in 20 years?' - it's different, qualify them, interest, could lead to a range of topics and tbf i am more interested in girls that can answer **** like this than your every day basic sloot.


Potential new bio

'Move back from the camera so I can see how fat you are' - lol not srs.

'Swipe right to see if you're in the top 15%' - intrigue them, cocky? 10 might be better but I like the idea of being cocky but it's quite funny imo to be like 'nah i'm a realist top 15% will do'


One line that has worked 100% but means you have to play the long game is this, after a short while of conversing, 3 or 4 messages in 'Well sloot, you don't look like you would have the self esteems issues needed to sleep with me for the amount of effort i'm prepared to put in, but you seem cool, wanna be friends?'

Every single time. Any variation of 'friendzoning' a girl is good. But be prepared to continually be aloof to her advances unitl eventually giving in or else it loses it's effect if she knows you're BS'ing about friends. That line is gold cos it's a compliment but also a neg, it shows you have options (other girls that will **** you easily) but she's also 'cool'.

Thinking of using this line more often and then pitching a meet but 'purely as friends tho'. The opposite of what IDEL said about creating a sexual reality but idk.. I think it could create an interesting dynamic where you have the girl trying to f you. Then again, could actually friendzone yourself ayy lmao.

[LieutenantGains]

Interesting. Some of that stuff wouldn't work with your typical US/Australian/English chicks.

Where are the chit tests? where are the endless hoops? where are the endless games and acting like they are god's gift to men?

I'm Polish and go there a lot, the girls there are so so much better than in the US. They'll actually approach YOU and flirt. For the most part they don't play games. They kind of like being WKd to a certain extent, meet a new girl and tell her jesteś piękna and das it mane.

[semelc]

Only swiping right contributes towards your limit.

I may be on RC with you but take my measlies. Thanks brah.

Go on fiverr.com and get 5 accounts verified. Spoof one in each city and a day or so before you're ready log in and grab all the instant swipes (should be at least 30). You won't even need to worry about the swipe limit because unless you have horrible game which I doubt from seeing your posts 100 matches would be more than you would have time for.

That's a plan. Poverty reps inc and I'll make an update for each city I hit. Should be fun, the two day rampages through cities let you have a lot of fun w/ backstory, etc.

[RTone]

The kicker? I did some Insta snooping and see that she has "Jesus." in her bio, goes to a private Christian university, and is an admin and assist. editor for a Christian website. LOL. And here she is, all keen on going out with a tinder guy who told her he is ****ing and seeing multiple people. Now I really wanna smash her, it will feel sooooo good knowing that I'm blasting a load all over the face of a devote Christian.

Good luck brah, out of all my dating, I've dated 3 xian girls and 2 wouldn't even kiss on the first date. I've only had 1 other girl not...

[sa7soon]

Interesting. Some of that stuff wouldn't work with your typical US/Australian/English chicks.

Where are the chit tests? where are the endless hoops? where are the endless games and acting like they are god's gift to men?

Maybe the general rule of thumb should be to always be a little less nice and a little more confident than the chick you're dealing with. If she's hitting you with chit tests, throwing hoops, stringing you along and acting like the world revolves around her then be the world's biggest cocky a**hole.

but if she's being nice, friendly, open and modest then be the same and throw in a bit of confidence and you're set.

I wonder how they differ in person though, might have to invest more IRL time to get them into bed? I don't know, any Polish brah's here to aware us?

Being cocky with Polish chicks is actually bad. That's why I wasn't having any luck the first day, that's also why I took out the "kiss you good night" part of my line. Though that most likely means a ONS and sex on the first date is out of the question. But the fact that there are no games is extremely refreshing.

Some guy wrote a BANG "Country" series for a few countries, read up on the Poland part and he wrote it exactly how I perceived it through Tinder and how the brah below confirmed. He's got a bunch of countries on there, comparing how easy/difficult it is to bang women from each. Going to read a few of them and backpack through them lol.

I'm Polish and go there a lot, the girls there are so so much better than in the US. They'll actually approach YOU and flirt. For the most part they don't play games. They kind of like being WKd to a certain extent, meet a new girl and tell her jesteś piękna and das it mane.

Thanks for confirming, brah. How long does it normally take to get one in the sack? My guess is 2-3 dates, unless it's a night of clubbing..

[Nole92]

If I set my Discovery up to 100 Miles, is that a dis-vantage if other girls have their at less miles? Cuz I live 30 miles from the two near cities.

Up to what miles do girls usually set?

[xXBOUSSXx]

If I set my Discovery up to 100 Miles, is that a dis-vantage if other girls have their at less miles? Cuz I live 30 miles from the two near cities.

Up to what miles do girls usually set?

Spoof to the city and set your radius to no more than like 40 miles. Any girl that sets her distance is 100 miles is not going to actually meet up (my opinion cause that's a long drive to meet someone you've never met before)

[Wu-Massacre]

please tell me you fuk bois aren't actually paying for the premium bullshiit

[Nole92]

Spoof to the city and set your radius to no more than like 40 miles. Any girl that sets her distance is 100 miles is not going to actually meet up (my opinion cause that's a long drive to meet someone you've never met before)

That's a great idea, gonna give it a try when my 12 hours no swipe ends lol.

[Denihm]

So I made a fake account with some 7-8/10 broad's pics and have been getting about 50 matches for 100 swipes swiping selectively, sickening.

About 98% of openers are boring generic beta crap like "Hey ", "Hi xx", "Your cute" [sic] or "I hope you don't mind me saying this but you are gorgeous/have a beautiful smile/amazing eyes!xx" and the ones I bothered to respond to just asked how I was etc. It's no wonder average guys can do well on here provided they use an interesting opener and don't have the personality of a dishcloth.

A few people have used this

Apparently it was on Lad Bible but I can't believe people respond to something so dull.

Lastly I matched with a few chicks too and I was wondering how I should open them? Tempted to use "Does this mean we're girlfriend and girlfriend?"

[RTone]

A few people have used this
http://i.imgur.com/SKZtHRo.png
Apparently it was on Lad Bible but I can't believe people respond to something so dull.

Wow that's soo bad. A lot of girls actually tell me my bio + openers are unique, awesome, the best thing they've read, etc.

[Nole92]

Got an average Italian's match, she said she is not looking for FWB. (didn't even knew what that was, she had to look up at Google lol).

I said we can work it out anyway but she hasn't responded.

[VitaCrave]

please tell me you fuk bois aren't actually paying for the premium bullshiit

lol

[rampitup]

I'm going full scumbag here. Spoofed to Munich to hopefully get some to practise a more direct style on but i'm gonna hit up some of my existing matches, hope they notice and ask where I am, then tell them i'm away on business for a few days. Let's see if we can produce some thirst.

[Gooseman314]

Anyone else being super selective with their likes since the new update? Can't waste any on potential fatties.

[TheIronAsylum]

boom^ fuk tinder all this was was a desperate ploy for them to make profit while there app was dieing before it completely died out

that said my limit timeout went up and the swiping has been a schit show theres chick from all over the us in my range now almost no way of telling its a joke why the **** would i want to match with a chick across the country such bs

[bullockss]

**** man some sloots spose to come over tonight but ever since i updated the tinder app last night once tinder plus was forced on my phone i cant even login app keeps crashing. So annoying i dont have her # or anything. tried deleting app, and everything still keeps crashing. fml.

[Mj-drewfan32]

lol at the reviews on google play. 1 star of peace. the amount of jimmies being rustled is so funny. I would possibly pay (its just $10) but the bots make this app intolerable. still use it though since a couple of broads are interested.

[im_balrog_baby]

I'm not a "swipe right every time" guy but this is motivating me to set my mile radius lower, cut out ages that aren't working (the oldest I can usually get is 1 year older than me unless it's a girl fishing for instagram follows), left swipe any girl who's swiping from another country, and left swipe any girl who says she's a vegan or Mormon or something. So I guess in that sense I should get more high quality matches now, which might be good for Tinder. The major problem though is that I thought I hit my limit way too fast yesterday. Even if I make those adjustments it just didn't feel like that many swipes.

Also, when I was reading about Tinder Plus a few weeks back, they were saying that the swipe limit was gonna be something that most users would never encounter because it was mostly an anti-bot measure. Kinda chitty that they basically lied. Price ranges are vastly different too. Paying for Tinder just feels wrong, but I'm getting the offer at $5/month and most other people are seeing $10. If I get it at half price maybe it isn't such a bad deal

[otterakl]

Honestly not bothered by the update. I never come CLOSE to 100 right swipes in a day. I usually swipe till I hit 5 matches (usually takes me 15-20 mins) and then I fire on those. end up with 2-3 numbers and plan out the dates.

Pretty simple really.

[TheIronAsylum]

^the bot thing was a lie what they meant was males

the vp of the company is a feminazi and she was quoted saying she wants the dating power or whatever to be back in the females hands on tinder the ceo or prez is a cuckhold ******* so thats whats going down