Tinder Thread Part IX: The time is upon us

[weightsloveme]

Wow I took BRBs advice and set up an account with an attractive chick. I also wrote a profile so it looks like a real chick and not a spam bot. So far after 5 minutes of logging in I have 80 something matches. I need to run autoliker with botinder.

Out of the 20 or so openers it was all "You are beautiful" or "hi" or mentioning something about where she's from.

I've got to look at a few of my female friends' Tinder accounts. 98% of the guys are boring, lame perverts. There's very little competition as most guys have no idea how to trigger attraction in a woman.

[PoolBoyG]

Need some help with this girl brahs. Matched on tinder, sent her something stupid and she unmatched me, I remade tinder and we matched again so I messaged her. I ended up convincing her to come over that night, we ended up drinking and she slept over and we smashed 3 times. She let me raw dog, she told be I was big (no e-brag only 6.75-7"x 6" around), and that I was the best she ever had. She kept asking me how I was so good in bed and that she didn't want this to be the only time. She squirted in my bed twice. Funny part is that I didn't get her number until the morning after, so I texted her the next day and she wasn't very talkative over text but I know she was busy with night classes and had a presentation/meeting and was tired as hell cause we only slept for like an hour and a half cause we were smashing so much. Then she went out of town yesterday until Sunday or Monday, haven't texted her in two days cause shes 600 miles away. Should I text her again or nah?

[bmk6]

So just get number and ask when free, I usually pitch the date idea when getting the number so this could actually work, but I just like getting contact photos because I have so many numbers I forget who people are.

Yeah otherwise it's hard to keep track. It makes you look bad asking. I always got "I don't send nudes" or "oh you forgot what I look like?" 1/3 of the time. instead do a screen shot of their tinder profile pic and when you add it to contacts you can crop it.

[bmk6]

Intresting how attactive were the matches on average? This is so true if you open up with "hi" or "hey" you will be buried by hundreds of other guys saying the same thing.

I think most guys get hung up on how attractive they are and it just destroys them. You don't have to be attractive to have good results on tinder. Aside from getting plastic surgery you can't change this. What these guys need to work on is how they talk to women and how they present themselves. Having nice clothes that fit well, well hygene and grooming, looking fun in pictures, and just taking care of yourself in general will put you ahead of most of the guys I'm seeing on tinder. That and not being boring as ****.

edit: Also spelling correctly and using proper grammar. I can only imagine these guys "typng lk ths 4 tinder" are not able to pull anything better than a 400 pound woman with 5 kids.

edit: it's confirmed, having a set of tits is hundreds of times better than BRB's bot. Just 30 minutes after logging in I have just as many matches as BRBs bot got me in a week.

[AlphaPimp]

What should I do if the conversation sucks? We had a couple brief conversations these past few days, but shes giving me short replies and being boring. I waited after a day and sent a message and got a response still but shes being dull as ****. I know she finds me attractive and I even have her snapchat, so what should I do? She doesn't respond to my snaps anymore so I stopped sending those her way too.

[aznhockeybrah]

So I dunno if it's broken at the moment for me, just started using it so I don't really know. But, I swiped a ton of girls spoofing in NY. Haven't gotten a match yet. I should restate that I had problems spoofing but I should have corrected it with the brah earlier who helped me. Are you supposed to swipe and then wait? I turned my notifications on but I have checked and no matches yet. :/

[bmk6]

What should I do if the conversation sucks? We had a couple brief conversations these past few days, but shes giving me short replies and being boring. I waited after a day and sent a message and got a response still but shes being dull as ****. I know she finds me attractive and I even have her snapchat, so what should I do? She doesn't respond to my snaps anymore so I stopped sending those her way too.

Why are you so hung up on a girl you can't have a conversation with and is boring? Spend your time finding a girl who you click with.

[JayC24]

aw fuk bye

[bmk6]

aw fuk bye

Could have been testing you.

[aznhockeybrah]

Just realized that it went back to my city. Wtf. Is there a reliable fake GPS that I can use to get matches with, not just swipe random girls lol...

[ClaudeGiroux]

Could have been testing you.

possibly this

how did you proceed?

[x8Pauly8x]

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aw fuk bye

"Type 1 ginger that took MT2 for 5+ years and now getting mistaken for African descent" crew

I can't be the only one here wondering how the fuk you look with a tan like that and orange hair lol.
Unless you dye them...

[ClaudeGiroux]

are there any autolikers that work anymore? is Tools for Tinder legit?

[x8Pauly8x]

are there any autolikers that work anymore?

I sometime use the one in google chrome. Its working fine for me. I let it run for a day or two and then matches start popping non stop.

edit: Its call 'Flamite'

[JayC24]

Could have been testing you.

possibly this

how did you proceed?

will update later, sounds like she's srs

I can't be the only one here wondering how the fuk you look with a tan like that and orange hair lol.
Unless you dye them...

mt2 turned my scalp hair a medium brown color, facial hair almost black. i think my eye color may have changed also, can't confirm that though lol.

[JHCL1990]

HOW TO KNOW 150% IF A GIRL IS A BULLSH!TTER:

She will ignore you when you try to confirm your date. An example would be asking her: "9pm tonight?" Then you get ignored. Delete these numbers immediately.

Also, I don't know about anyone else, but I haven't gotten laid off Tinder in what seems to be a looooooong time. I always think the teasing, bullsh!tting and flaking can't get any worse, but then it gets worse. I don't know if it's the winter or what, but I've gotten a F*CK TON of numbers and literally ZERO lays from this sh!t. Did f*ck a sexy black girl from OkCupid last night, though. One of the best asses I've ever seen. Srs. But in terms of Tinder... I get dirty pics and even videos from girls, but when it comes to meeting they just bullsh!t around it.

[x8Pauly8x]

mt2 turned my scalp hair a medium brown color, facial hair almost black. i think my eye color may have changed also, can't confirm that though lol.

uwotm8?

Damn I was unaware mt2 was that strong wtf.
Dude you got to post a pic at least lol. scramble your face if you want but I gotta see that lmao

[bruistopher]

JayC24, always had me thinking he was a brutha for a minute, lol.

[Slyrz]

think an auto liker finally toasted my account lol

anyway for me to reset back to normal or is making a new account the only option?

[JayC24]

uwotm8?

Damn I was unaware mt2 was that strong wtf.
Dude you got to post a pic at least lol. scramble your face if you want but I gotta see that lmao

1st pic was 2009 i think, 2nd pic was summer of last year. chit is power, easily more responsible for increase in aesthetics than gym has ever done for me, and i was skinny fat before lifting lol.

[JayC24]

think an auto liker finally toasted my account lol

anyway for me to reset back to normal or is making a new account the only option?

delete account and start over, i always use auto liker and delete/reset after 3-4 days. rinse and repeat.

[x8Pauly8x]

1st pic was 2009 i think, 2nd pic was summer of last year. chit is power, easily more responsible for increase in aesthetics than gym has ever done for me, and i was skinny fat before lifting lol.

holy crap!
Can confirm. Tanning help a tone bringing out good feature. Lean+Tan=Aesthetics overload

[bmk6]

will update later, sounds like she's srs

Tell her the butt doesn't count.

[Kerkush]

Weirdest thing just happened, I've had tinder on my android phone for a while and always got a decent amount of matches but has slowed down in the past weeks. Switched to iPhone and remade account but no change at all, decided to install tindaliker and the matches have dramatically improved. 50 first day and the app let's you not like the whales so it's not like the 50 are girls I would unmatch right after.

[bmk6]

holy crap!
Can confirm. Tanning help a tone bringing out good feature. Lean+Tan=Aesthetics overload

I think this is something important that no one ever mentions. I think tanning gets a bad stigma because of the douches that overdo it and you can tell they tan. I'm going to look into it and start going for a short period once a week. Every little bit counts.

[awwchit]

Wow I took BRBs advice and set up an account with an attractive chick. I also wrote a profile so it looks like a real chick and not a spam bot. So far after 5 minutes of logging in I have 80 something matches. I need to run autoliker with botinder.

Out of the 20 or so openers it was all "You are beautiful" or "hi" or mentioning something about where she's from.

man walks on the moon

now just think you probably have a queue of about 1000 guys who swiped you right

now just think you're so gay for doing this

[x8Pauly8x]

man walks on the moon

now just think you probably have a queue of about 1000 guys who swiped you right

now just think you're so gay for doing this

Not gonna lie, if this thread turn into some cringe chit where guys pose as female im dropping a few poverty negs and im out of here...
Thread is good and helpful. Lets keep that cringe chit where it belong, the beta/cringe thread.

[aznhockeybrah]

Seriously, can anyone give me steps on how to spoof properly? I can only swipe but I don't think girls swipe me back hence the no matches... I always get reset back to my city after a little while. Weird as f.

[x8Pauly8x]

Seriously, can anyone give me steps on how to spoof properly? I can only swipe but I don't think girls swipe me back hence the no matches... I always get reset back to my city after a little while. Weird as f.

It could be due to your phone gps being too strong.
On my phone I can set it so it doesn't update itself too much. Hard to explain but some gps will also use wifi and data plan to update itself hence the constant spoofer going on and off.

[bmk6]

It could be due to your phone gps being too strong.
On my phone I can set it so it doesn't update itself too much. Hard to explain but some gps will also use wifi and data plan to update itself hence the constant spoofer going on and off.

Yeah that's where I got the idea. Some guy was catfishing getting guys to cyber, I agree it's pretty gay. Anyone who doesn't think it's a good idea to see what other guys in your area are opening with is an idiot though. If you want to hook up with hot chicks on tinder you need to see what other kinds of messages they are getting and adjust your game accordingly.

If anyone on here who actually contributes want to see the account before I reset it tomorrow PM me. Right now it's 1800 matches