Best Borat quote ever.

[Keltron]

He's following a politician who's going door to door campaigning for votes. They knock on a door and a women opens up. Borat says, "Is your husband home? We need to speak to someone who can vote."

The woman says, "Women can vote in America."

He says, "In Kazakhstan we say first is God then man then horse then dog then rat then WOMAN then.. ehhh.. how you say.. kratsuli.... like little.. *makes crawling critter gesture w/his hand*"

You guys should check it out, it's hilarious.

[Cass40]

Oh this brings back memories. I had seen previews of Borat, and as soon as it came out, we went to see it. I didn't know anything about the character nor that he was putting people on (I thought they all were actors), yet still was totally blown away. I was laughing the whole movie so much that I fell off my chair.

[Keltron]

Oh this brings back memories. I had seen previews of Borat, and as soon as it came out, we went to see it. I didn't know anything about the character nor that he was putting people on (I thought they all were actors), yet still was totally blown away. I was laughing the whole movie so much that I fell off my chair.

Honestly, the movie was OK but if you watch clips from the actual HBO show it's way funnier.

I did see the movie in theaters though. People were afraid to laugh at the anti-Jew jokes but I laughed my ass off. They didnt understand that the actor is Jewish himself. What you're actually laughing at isn't the jewish jokes but the foolishness of the character's anti-semitism.

[Cass40]

I think it was so funny to me because I didn't know anything about it. Had it been a familiar character, or had I known how popular it ended up being, my expectations might've been higher.

It just totally took me by surprise. I'd never seen anything like it.

[Squid24]

Oh this brings back memories. I had seen previews of Borat, and as soon as it came out, we went to see it. I didn't know anything about the character nor that he was putting people on (I thought they all were actors), yet still was totally blown away. I was laughing the whole movie so much that I fell off my chair.

OMG no...could not turn it off and send it back quick enough...

[Keltron]

I think it was so funny to me because I didn't know anything about it. Had it been a familiar character, or had I known how popular it ended up being, my expectations might've been higher.

It just totally took me by surprise. I'd never seen anything like it.

Check out the tv show clips!

This one is hilarious. He actually gets drunk IRL in this segment because he downs like 7 glasses of wine.


My favorite part is when he sees the black waiter and says, "He is your slave?"
"No, no.. he's not a slave. We don't have slaves anymore"
"Why not?"
"Well there was a law that was passed that made having slaves illegal... yeah.. which was a good thing IMO."
"Good for them but not good for you!"

[Cass40]

Check out the tv show clips!

This one is hilarious. He actually gets drunk IRL in this segment because he downs like 7 glasses of wine.


My favorite part is when he sees the black waiter and says, "He is your slave?"
"No, no.. he's not a slave. We don't have slaves anymore"
"Why not?"
"Well there was a law that was passed that made having slaves illegal... yeah.. which was a good thing IMO."
"Good for them but not good for you!"

lol awesome

I showed it to my husband, he's from Jackson Mississippi. He said he used to play there where it was shot (the university club) all the time!

[Keltron]

lol awesome

I showed it to my husband, he's from Jackson Mississippi. He said he used to play there where it was shot (the university club) all the time!

LOL did he have a slave when he was there?

[Cass40]

LOL did he have a slave when he was there?

No, but people really are still like those guys there. It's unbelievable.

[NorwichGrad]

My favorite line is when the lady said her husband was " retired". Then he thought she said "retarded."

[Keltron]

My favorite line is when the lady said her husband was " retired". Then he thought she said "retarded."

hahahha yeah! And then he says under his breath, "I think is very nice of you to let retard sit and eat w/you." hahah

[Cass40]

They didnt understand that the actor is Jewish himself. What you're actually laughing at isn't the jewish jokes but the foolishness of the character's anti-semitism.

People are idiots. Also, the funny thing is that the guy is like super intelligent, went to Oxford etc. yet he always plays this ignorant character and people think he doesn't know anything.

[Keltron]

People are idiots. Also, the funny thing is that the guy is like super intelligent, went to Oxford etc. yet he always plays this ignorant character and people think he doesn't know anything.

He's a fukkin genius. He knows how to get people to showcase their idiocy. Have you ever seen him as Bruno (excluding the Bruno movie).

[Cass40]

He's a fukkin genius. He knows how to get people to showcase their idiocy. Have you ever seen him as Bruno (excluding the Bruno movie).

I think so..but I think the movie was pretty funny too. I mean the hotel scene ...and I used to work at a hotel ayyy

[Keltron]

I think so..but I think the movie was pretty funny too. I mean the hotel scene ...and I used to work at a hotel ayyy

The bruno movie was meh IMO. His Bruno on the show is much better. He tried too hard with the gay stuff in the movie. In the show, he uses it as a back drop.

[GnomusMaximus]

When I graduated college I had a soccer scholarship. The team I played on imported it's players from Poland during the 80's. I was like one of three kids that spoke English. Borat speaks Polish throughout the movie (Cohens parents are Poles I think) not Kazak (which I imagine is close to Russian). They were JUST like that as weird as it sounds I swear they were. When I saw that movie I literally rolled on the floor laughing so hard I cried because it reminded me of all the nutso crap I went through with those guys. The driving scene was like a play by play of trying to drive with those guys. It was like a documentary on my college years.

[Corbi]

Despised the Bruno movie, wife and I saw it in the theater and we both felt raped due to the price and how rotten of a flick it was.

[FlaIronMind]

[Keltron]

When I graduated college I had a soccer scholarship. The team I played on imported it's players from Poland during the 80's. I was like one of three kids that spoke English. Borat speaks Polish throughout the movie (Cohens parents are Poles I think) not Kazak (which I imagine is close to Russian). They were JUST like that as weird as it sounds I swear they were. When I saw that movie I literally rolled on the floor laughing so hard I cried because it reminded me of all the nutso crap I went through with those guys. The driving scene was like a play by play of trying to drive with those guys. It was like a documentary on my college years.

lol no ****? I love the driving scene. "Will you be my boyfriend?" haha

Despised the Bruno movie, wife and I saw it in the theater and we both felt raped due to the price and how rotten of a flick it was.

Yeah, it was definitely a big let-down for me too. Some dumb woman brought 5 or 6 kids w/her.. from toddler to about age 10. I wont blame her too much for not knowing but once you realize there are close ups of swinging dicks w/talking urethras you get up and walk out. This dumb woman stayed there w/the kids until the end.. dafuq? lol

[NorwichGrad]

You cannot not bring up Ilya when you talk about K-Stan. knowwhatimsayin?

[Keltron]

You cannot not bring up Ilya when you talk about K-Stan. knowwhatimsayin?

Ilya's a beast for sure. His speed through the third pull is just ridiculous.

[DocHoss]

Borat speaks Polish throughout the movie (Cohens parents are Poles I think) not Kazak (which I imagine is close to Russian).

Actually, Kazakh is a Turkic language, not at all related to Russian, though written (now) in Cyrillic .