think fwb wants to hold my penor while i piss?(pics)

[bw0434]

Funny as fuk reply lmao. Op gave no fuks

Yea literally was in my bench set. Got her ridicoulous question and just texted back not even thinking . Prob crushed her dreams of her holding my pee pee while I go pee pee

[oe7Leo]

let me hold ur wiener

k baby, only if i can hold yours

(you're a tranny right?)

Hahaha phuck brahs maybe I done goofed. She blows me all the time and we phuck all the time so not like I needed this to do it.

Just seemed weird to me and didn't even think and just texted that. I'm usually a sarcastic phuck so don't know why she took it so Srsly. Still waiting for black Jesus to save me

this was clearly a gateway toward full-on water sports OP

you could have pissin all over this girl by now

[vizioso]

When a girl wants to let her freak flag fly, you let her, even if you're not into it. It's a potential gateway to something more interesting, and opens the door for reciprocation.

Black Jesus has the answer. It's not too late to amend your previous response.

[Jon8than]

I don't know about you guys but it takes me about 3 minutes to get my stream going when surrounded in a urinal so I can imagine it'd be close to an hour with someone else holding it.

what!?

[Marronis]

Yea literally was in my bench set. Got her ridicoulous question and just texted back not even thinking . Prob crushed her dreams of her holding my pee pee while I go pee pee

No worries, girls like this always act like you hurt their feelings but always end up coming back. U aight.

[Snipes91]

she wants to know what it's like to stand up to pee and aim and all that chit

why you gotta be a dick to her like that

[Superection]

what!?

When you're in a urinal with no walls separating other people and people are right next to you and others waiting, it takes me a while to get going. I wouldn't be able to piss on command with someone holding it.

[GhenghisPWN]

Seems phucking weird. He's already banging her so it's not like he won't get his Dick wet if she isn't allowed to do this.

[bw0434]

Will look for more pics for u brahs while we wait

[OmgNewb]

tell her to tongue your ******* while you pee, much better

[dhawkeye1980]

Are you R Kelly?

[Metonic]

Lmao in for response

[Lefticle]

OP I did this a couple months ago, pissed everywhere


Would not recommend

[betterthangoode]

OP I did this a couple months ago, pissed everywhere


Would not recommend

do it into the tub. problem solved.

[buildingbrah]

'only if you kneel in front...i'm into watersports like that'

is the most sensible answer

[TypeZero]

Looks like the kinda bish to pinch your cawk while you're in mid piss to stop the stream.

[sambrah77]

[AJ7123]

When a girl wants to let her freak flag fly, you let her, even if you're not into it. It's a potential gateway to something more interesting, and opens the door for reciprocation.

Black Jesus has the answer. It's not too late to amend your previous response.

And this is why girls go for older guys. Wtf at OPs response. Anytime a hot girl is asking to hold your penis, let her.

I've always wanted to do this as well.

[Flapjacko]

And this is why girls go for older guys. Wtf at OPs response. Anytime a hot girl is asking to hold your penis, let her.

I've always wanted to do this as well.

Hello I can't see my penis, can you make sure its functioning?

[Superection]

Looks like the kinda bish to pinch your cawk while you're in mid piss to stop the stream.

Wait is this actually a thing?

[ss415]

And this is why girls go for older guys. Wtf at OPs response. Anytime a hot girl is asking to hold your penis, let her.

I've always wanted to do this as well.

hnnggg

[Superection]

And this is why girls go for older guys. Wtf at OPs response. Anytime a hot girl is asking to hold your penis, let her.

I've always wanted to do this as well.

****ing sloot always thinks she should get what she wants. **** off.

[Marronis]

And this is why girls go for older guys. Wtf at OPs response. Anytime a hot girl is asking to hold your penis, let her.

I've always wanted to do this as well.

OP's response is solid. When a girl says something dumb you gotta call them out on it or they will keep talking dumb. Ask if u can hold her vagina when she pees OP

[thatguy219]

you're such a ******* op. it sounds like you're an immature 15 year old just learning about sex.

[mechan9]

3 pages and no pics of OPs penor?

[RevolveX]

I'm struggling to wrap my head around exactly what she wants to do.

I can understand if she was into watersports/humiliation and genuinely just wanted you to piss on her... but she's asking to "hold" your penis whilst you piss? Has anyone even heard of that or seen anything of the like on porn?

It's certainly a unique fetish, I'll give her that. Unless she has legitimate penis-envy and is one of those girls that fantasises about having a penis... which is still odd.

And whilst I laughed at your response, I think you were a bit of a dickhead. It probably took a fair amount of courage to approach you about her fetish/fantasy and you literally gave her the exact response she was worried about, haha. Better just to go along with it, man.

[KGB125]

strong response by OP

reminds me of me and my GF's texts

and btw its probably more common than you think. First girl that asked me was when I was still in HS. In all I have had probably 8 to 10 ask about it...

[Jape15]

OP's response is solid. When a girl says something dumb you gotta call them out on it or they will keep talking dumb. Ask if u can hold her vagina when she pees OP

It was hardly a "dumb" question.

She obviously was curious about something and was brave enough to ask it. OP strongly over reacted. if you are not into something that is fine... But you can definitely be more tactful about how you say no.

This is pretty vanilla and you can now bet she won't bring up any of her freaky fantasies due to fear of rejection and unwarranted backlash.

[prime853]

Hahaha phuck brahs maybe I done goofed. She blows me all the time and we phuck all the time so not like I needed this to do it.

Just seemed weird to me and didn't even think and just texted that. I'm usually a sarcastic phuck so don't know why she took it so Srsly. Still waiting for black Jesus to save me

youll need BJ to save you from that one, was a harsh fukin response, or maybe im just used to weird questions like that from my ex

ex always loved holding my cawk, she practically worshiped it. id let her

[qurs]

Never heard of this **** before but I guess it's real: