think fwb wants to hold my penor while i piss?(pics)

[bw0434]

So one of my fwb texted me this. Was at the gym while I got it and didn't think and just answered. Suppossedly I was an arsehole

Text

http://imgur.com/NHl5pHM

Girl

http://imgur.com/RRRuPu3

Seems like a pretty dumb thing. Don't see the point. Should I text her back and go for it or ignore this bish for her biatch arse remark and go on to the next one.

[momason]

damn that sounds hot.

why are you opposed?

[meconfused]

what r u waiting for

[xiuxiu]

let her hold ur wiener

[bw0434]

damn that sounds hot.

why are you opposed?

How the phuck does that sound hot? Would feel like I'm a disabled person who need help. If she said piss in her mouth then maybe yea

[Destor]

Not unusual OP, girls are curious what it feels like

[creton600]

let her hold ur wiener

ill let you hold my wiener, promise its not huge.LOL










but foreal.

[CHARBACK]

sloot's going to do helicopter circles with your dink when you try to aim for the toilet and there will be piss all over.

ill advised plan OP

[COFFEEMUG]

lmfao girl is obsessed with the penor and all of its functions

[BrawnGP]

Ya blew it. Should've gotten her to admit she wanted to and then gotten something crazy in return.

[bw0434]

Maybe I goofed brahs, need black Jesus in here to turn things around real quick, real phuckin quick

[Latslikewings]

tell her only if she used her mouth

[straightflexing]

u dun goofed, get a boner when shes holding your dink and youre in...

[cireb]

Only if you get to hold her labia while she pees

[proudmanlet]

edit: fuuuuuu wizard lol ^

u should've asked her to let u hold her vagina while she does

[ss415]

im pretty sure this would have lead right to a blowjob. i think you goofed op

[400Lb Gorilla]

Tell her you asked a group of highly intelligent peoples' advice on this issue
It was concluded that her aiming your penor during bladder relief was greenlighted
Only condition is she must suck it as soon as flush commences
Her response dictates your course of action



Also, for bonus points, do whatever Black Jesus says to do. He usually has lulzy chit to say on these odd topics

[sambrah77]

Strong overreaction by OP. Let her hold ur dick bro, literally things can only get better after that.

Text her "I may have overreacted, what makes you ask?"

[bcrae8]

send a dick pic

[caliasthetics]

That will be the last time she asks for anything sexual from you ever again lol

OP, you made her think she was a sex crazed lunatic

[BennyJr169]

OP is phuckin stupid

[thercias]

you dun goofed

[jiyv]

fukking lol

this is a terrible way to go about getting sloots to do what you want them to in bed

[sammywatkins]

I have the weirdest bonrar. I envy you OP

[Karn235]

Ask her if you could spread her gloots when she's takes a poop


Wait nvm girls don't poo

[illesBKLYN]

only with her mouth

[whitepaper]

Op, you stupid gorilla.


You think she simply gets off on the idea of her holding your dick while you piss? Clearly this is a lead up to something a bit freakier than that. She opens with a seemingly random and trivial act/question, and you use idiocy to shut it down faster than I shut down my computer when my mom walks in on me fapping to proudmanlet (no homosexuals).

She was going somewhere with it.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Tell her, "Yeah, actually....I want you to hold mine. Think you can contain yourself when he gets hard?"

[LeakyQuesadilla]

surprised none of u *******s are gobbling his dick and telling the OP how "alpha" he is

[bw0434]

Hahaha phuck brahs maybe I done goofed. She blows me all the time and we phuck all the time so not like I needed this to do it.

Just seemed weird to me and didn't even think and just texted that. I'm usually a sarcastic phuck so don't know why she took it so Srsly. Still waiting for black Jesus to save me