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Thread: 48 year old Salma Hayek.....
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12-29-2014, 07:11 PM #1Registered User
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48 year old Salma Hayek.....
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12-29-2014, 07:12 PM #2A Registered Mesomorph
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that fat old chick ass
i love those asses
its like the ass get fatter with age
her ass better than her tits now, is that even possible?*۩*legendary misc status*۩*
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12-29-2014, 07:13 PM #3I am become fat.
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would eat her chit and jack off with my own puke later.
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12-29-2014, 07:14 PM #4Mrs. Black Jesus
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I'd sell my soul to have her body. Now THATS a curvy bish
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12-29-2014, 07:14 PM #5ʕºᴥºʔ ʕºᴥºʔ ʕºᴥºʔ
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Wood bury.
Again and again.
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12-29-2014, 07:14 PM #6Registered User
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12-29-2014, 07:15 PM #7Registered User
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Hng so ****ing hard at them teds when she was on 30 Rock
The above post is a 100% complete lie
Gettin' emaciated
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12-29-2014, 07:15 PM #8No Shoes Nation
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yessssOriginally Posted by Azmine
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12-29-2014, 07:15 PM #9Better than you
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Yup.. would.
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12-29-2014, 07:15 PM #10Do not go gentle.
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You mean her body then. Age, and gravity are starting to take their toll. Would still destroy for all mankind.Originally Posted by Azmine
I'd sell my soul to have her body. Now THATS a curvy bish
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12-29-2014, 07:16 PM #11Banned
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Would bury/10
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12-29-2014, 07:19 PM #12I am The Semen Demon
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Woodburysooooofukkinghard/10
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
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12-29-2014, 07:20 PM #13▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼
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I will only ever marry a sloot if she looks like a prime Salma
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12-29-2014, 07:22 PM #14Mrs. Black Jesus
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Aye, such the plight of women after 30s.Originally Posted by Ascendent
However, for having kids her abs/hips still looking fantastic.I want to forget mistakes they've helped me make
It's better to be broken than to break
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12-29-2014, 07:25 PM #15Do not go gentle.
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Eh, Jennifer Aniston doesn't seem to age. Nonetheless, would literally play out every fantasy I've ever had of Salma if given the chance.Originally Posted by Azmine
Strong progress, btw. Keep it up.United States Marine Corps [Sep. '01 - Mar. '13]
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12-29-2014, 07:25 PM #16Registered User
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Her Ass is holding up
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12-29-2014, 07:26 PM #17Hairiest ass on the misc
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48? Fuk i feel old
LEO
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12-29-2014, 07:26 PM #18Super Spreader
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Tfw when you don't know how the movie "Bandidas" ends because you end up fapping and falling asleep halfway through...
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12-29-2014, 07:27 PM #19Hairiest ass on the misc
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Wild Wild West. Hnnng
LEO
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12-29-2014, 07:29 PM #20CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Bish is older than me.
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12-29-2014, 07:29 PM #21
Brb looking better than 90% of 20something girls.
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12-29-2014, 07:33 PM #22confirmed rollbread
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would ram my snickerdoodle into her batcave and hibernate for the winter
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12-29-2014, 07:33 PM #23👽👽👽👽👽👽
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No way she is 48? I feel old as fucc now.
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12-29-2014, 07:38 PM #24Banned
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Must be your lucky day...you see me n my coven are looking for a soul in exchange we will tap into the dark lords powers so that he can grant you your requestOriginally Posted by Azmine
I'd sell my soul to have her body. Now THATS a curvy bish
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Pm me
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12-29-2014, 07:43 PM #25Registered User
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I find her to be acceptably jubbly.
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12-29-2014, 07:44 PM #26Registered User
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12-29-2014, 07:45 PM #27Registered User
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Would smash so hard I would bring her ovaries back to life
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12-29-2014, 07:46 PM #28Registered User
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ah man i wanna hump her and give her the best 30 seconds
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12-29-2014, 07:47 PM #29sheesh
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12-29-2014, 07:50 PM #30Rep Power: 23870
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No fappers hate her
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