Doctor just called

[MarinoMike]

I tested positive for clhamydia.

bros they ordered some prescription for me. But will I ever be normal again?

She then said I have to abstain from sex for a week.

I'm losing my mind right now.

[Mistewi]

op u got 2weeks left to live . sorry

[MarinoMike]

op u got 2weeks left to live . sorry

Not a joke dude.



Misc: they told me that I have to inform everyone I've slept with in the past 60 days. But one of the girls I'm on strong NC with. It ended really bad and I don't dare break NC though.

[MeatyJeff]

Not a joke dude.



Misc: they told me that I have to inform everyone I've slept with in the past 60 days. But one of the girls I'm on strong NC with. It ended really bad and I don't dare break NC though.

You cannot be srs, be a phucking adult about it.

[brightbrah]

bros they ordered some prescription for me. But will I ever be normal again?

yes lol. doxycycline? it's just an antibiotic. relax brah.

[rafkalf]

chlamidiabrah

[DarkOmen]

Not a joke dude.



Misc: they told me that I have to inform everyone I've slept with in the past 60 days. But one of the girls I'm on strong NC with. It ended really bad and I don't dare break NC though.

You will be fine after antibiotics.

Well if you don't want to contact all the girls, you can give the info (name/adress) to your doctor and they will send anonymous letters to them stating that they need treatment for chlamydia.

Legally it is totally your right to stay anonymous and not contacting anyone, as long as you provide the necessary information to doctors to make the necessary moves to ensure health.

[MarinoMike]

You cannot be srs, be a phucking adult about it.

Well I don't have her number anymore either. I mean I'm not in the outskirts of north caralina. more of in the capital building.

[AlanStone]

Misc: they told me that I have to inform everyone I've slept with in the past 60 days. But one of the girls I'm on strong NC with. It ended really bad and I don't dare break NC though.

This is why your dumbass has chlamydia.

[cmml]

well i don't have her number anymore either. I mean i'm not in the outskirts of north caralina. More of in the capital building.

if da bish deserves north carolina then the bish deserves chylamydia

[MarinoMike]

if da bish deserves north carolina then the bish deserves chylamydia

I even licked that chylamydia ridden pu$$y. No wonder I had the sore throat from hell immediately following.

[cmml]

i even licked that chylamydia ridden pu$$y. No wonder i had the sore throat from hell immediately following.

lol

[Demgaainz]

dont worry brah, ive had chlamydia 3 times... take the meds and in two weeks u can fuark again, its just like getting the flu, nothing dangerous about it as long as u get treatment!

[bigdogfarmhand]

ur poor vagina

[Dennis71]

take the anti-biotics, it goes away in about 2 weeks



No big deal



Stop stressing







the only thing to be concerned about is the humility of telling the girls you tested positive

[MarinoMike]

dont worry brah, ive had chlamydia 3 times... take the meds and in two weeks u can fuark again, its just like getting the flu, nothing dangerous about it as long as u get treatment!

Okay misc well this is where it gets interesting. Can it be dangerous? because it's been stinging to pee for over a year now.

[cmml]

take the anti-biotics, it goes away in about 2 weeks



No big deal



Stop stressing







the only thing to be concerned about is the humility of telling the girls you tested positive

he can keep it anonymous bro... he's under strict north carolina at the moment.

[Dennis71]

he can keep it anonymous bro... he's under strict north carolina at the moment.

regardless if he is NC or not



Look at it like this.

If a girl you were ****ing tested positive.... Wouldn't you want to be awared?

[weddingsoup]

[MarinoMike]

regardless if he is NC or not



Look at it like this.

If a girl you were ****ing tested positive.... Wouldn't you want to be awared?

No. This girl deserves to be thrown in water. Plus we haven't had sex since January. And the doctor said I only need to inform people I've slept with in the past 60 days.

[MarinoMike]

regardless if he is NC or not



Look at it like this.

If a girl you were ****ing tested positive.... Wouldn't you want to be awared?

Would this be appropriate? "I tested positive for chlamydia. Have yourself tested ASAP. And no I'm not paying for it". Or does the ending make me look butthurt (because I was/am).

[Dennis71]

No. This girl deserves to be thrown in water. Plus we haven't had sex since January. And the doctor said I only need to inform people I've slept with in the past 60 days.

Stop being a butt-hurt *******.
Its inconsiderate as **** to not let someone know they might potentially have an STD




If you haven't had sex since january then why are you even mentioning her?
U said 60 days, yet u brought her up but are on NC with her?

Its been almost a year. get over it.

[Dennis71]

Would this be appropriate? "I tested positive for chlamydia. Have yourself tested ASAP. And no I'm not paying for it". Or does the ending make me look butthurt (because I was/am).

A simple.
"hey, just letting you know I tested positive for chlamydia, you should get tested just incase"



and leave it at that.
lol, shes not gonna make you pay for it. Nor is she gonna ask you

[MarinoMike]

Stop being a butt-hurt *******.
Its inconsiderate as **** to not let someone know they might potentially have an STD




If you haven't had sex since january then why are you even mentioning her?
U said 60 days, yet u brought her up but are on NC with her?

Its been almost a year. get over it.

Because I'm certain it was her and that I've had this for a year. I didn't make that clear.

[MikeDavies84]

It all good mate, it nothing really. Just take your antibiotics (no alcohol or they won't work). DO NOT under any circumstances have sex with the girl you caught it from during that time. If your GF... make sure she is taking antibiotics at the SAME TIME, otherwise you just keep giving it back to each other. I've had it like 5 times.

- Genital Herpes crew
- HPV crew

[KingKringe]

should've said "awe fuk bye" and hanged the phone

[HumptyBrah]

what the **** I didn't know you could get chlamydia from a fleshlight, sorry to hear that OP

[mophatthedamaja]

you've had chlamydia for a year? bruh.....

[RKintaudi]

TIL having an STD isn't as bad or as uncommon as I thought.

Thanks, Misc.

I would stay anonymous OP. If chlamydia is this treatable, no need to make a mountain out of a molehill with females you've gone NC with, gnome saiyan?

[Solgryn]

How could you walk around with an itchy dink for 1 year. mindblown OP.