Been drinking veggie shake every morning for a month. Sht is actually the truth

[Apollo 13]

Think I'm gonna replace my cheap as Oster blender with a refurbished Vitamix or get that Oster VERSA 1400-watt from Costco. That Oster Versa blender cost less and looks better. As long as I don't small pieces of Kale I'll be fine.

[WarrNation]

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That doesn't look healthy...at all.

[xnitemare]

PM me your best recipe for reps.

[BigRedLL]

Foam woes. Just made a 'smoothie' with a green bell pepper, jalepeno, handful of baby kale, handful of baby spinach

ended up with half cup of dark green liquid on bottom and half with a light green thick foam on top. what veggie caused this? waiting for the foam to go down, taking forever

Peppers and possibly jalepenos. They hold a ton of water

[rocketfish]

PM me your best recipe for reps.

this.. I want to try, someone PM their best tasting recipe and I'll rep on sight for life If i like it

[iwant2beswole]

aw fuk might start doing this

[WellHungOver]

Foam woes. Just made a 'smoothie' with a green bell pepper, jalepeno, handful of baby kale, handful of baby spinach

ended up with half cup of dark green liquid on bottom and half with a light green thick foam on top. what veggie caused this? waiting for the foam to go down, taking forever

Does it help if you stir it or shake it up? I've been doing this for a couple weeks now and I gotta be honest, they're getting harder to get down. Today's was thick at the top and almost water at the bottom.

[Lettucebrah]

I found that my nutri-bullet stopped being as effective after a few weeks of blending

I'm only adding blueberries and mixed berries + some pineapple atm and it just doesn't blend that good at all

[Paralex]

Does it help if you stir it or shake it up? I've been doing this for a couple weeks now and I gotta be honest, they're getting harder to get down. Today's was thick at the top and almost water at the bottom.

sounds like you guys need to simply stir it with a spoon or something.

i've been using in my shake the following:
1-2 big mangold leaves incl. the white stem of course
a handful of spinach
1 celery stick (holy fukking strong taste, started off with 3 and ended up adding only one to my shakes. horrible.)
1 carrot
100g pineapple
some 200ml mango / peach juice
3-4 strawberries
1 kiwi
ice cubes & water

it comes out alright, but i don't really like the kiwi. the kiwi and pineapple / mango juice is just for the taste.

what do you guys suggest replacing / adding to my shake above?

[Paralex]

I found that my nutri-bullet stopped being as effective after a few weeks of blending

I'm only adding blueberries and mixed berries + some pineapple atm and it just doesn't blend that good at all

you should try adding some form of liquid; water / juice

[british123]

Can I just shove a whole broccoli with water in a nutribullet?

[Lettucebrah]

you should try adding some form of liquid; water / juice

My bad, I meant to include water in my post

[james21561]

I bought a Nutri bullet and never use it. Guess I guess I gotta break it out...

[WellHungOver]

sounds like you guys need to simply stir it with a spoon or something.

i've been using in my shake the following:
1-2 big mangold leaves incl. the white stem of course
a handful of spinach
1 celery stick (holy fukking strong taste, started off with 3 and ended up adding only one to my shakes. horrible.)
1 carrot
100g pineapple
some 200ml mango / peach juice
3-4 strawberries
1 kiwi
ice cubes & water

it comes out alright, but i don't really like the kiwi. the kiwi and pineapple / mango juice is just for the taste.

what do you guys suggest replacing / adding to my shake above?

Mine today was:

Celery
Spinach
Carrots
Half an apple
Flax
Cucumber

Think I need to add more fruit to make it taste a little better.

for a sec then the foamy fiber sh*t goes back up to the top.

This is my problem too. I make mine in the morning and take it to work. It's usually separated by the time I get to it. The trick I guess is to just down it as fast as you can.

[memoiree]

k den

[NYPat]

this.. I want to try, someone PM their best tasting recipe and I'll rep on sight for life If i like it

Why not just post them itt?

[Paralex]

Mine today was:

Celery
Spinach
Carrots
Half an apple
Flax
Cucumber

Think I need to add more fruit to make it taste a little better.


This is my problem too. I make mine in the morning and take it to work. It's usually separated by the time I get to it. The trick I guess is to just down it as fast as you can.

yeah doesn't sound like your shake tastes too great. kiwis add a strong kiwi taste which isn't too bad maybe you should try adding one.
btw do you add the leafy part of the celery? is it of any meaningful nutritional value?

[WellHungOver]

yeah doesn't sound like your shake tastes too great. kiwis add a strong kiwi taste which isn't too bad maybe you should try adding one.
btw do you add the leafy part of the celery? is it of any meaningful nutritional value?

I always put it all in there. Apples with seeds and stem and all. I have a beast of a blender so I'm not worried about it not blending. I don't know if it adds any nutritional value or not but I'm sure it doesn't hurt.

[Unbreakable09]

Recently replaced my Nutribullet 900 with a Nutrininja w/ Auto-IQ after I saw the video from consumer reports. I like the Ninja much more.

Here's the shake I make every morning which tastes pretty good (in the 32oz cup):

~70g of Kale
~50g of Pineapple
~100g of Banana
~100g of Blueberries
Half serving of Chobani strawberry greek yogurt
14g of Walnuts
Water and sometimes I'll add a Splenda packet

Tastes legit and definitely makes me feel better every morning. Idk why or how some of you are making smoothies made of pure greens like celery or peppers.. sounds awful.

[confusedbrah10]

i have a nutri bullet and for a few days in a row i was chucking heaps of veggies in and drinking a big veggie shake everday, i felt great. not sure if placebo though. but ever since i stopped i dont feel as good.

[AfroPope]

My go-to is kale, spinach, mixed berries, chia seeds. Strong recipes ITT, will print out all 25 pages and take when I go grocery shopping.

[winsoneator]

been doin this ish for about a month now. skin is a lot better. more sex drive.

[FearThisjake]

blueberries: 1cup
strawberries: 5 or 6
half an apple
8-10 baby carrots
lots and lots of baby spinach, like 4 handfuls
2 handfuls of red kale
1 beet, peeled
asparagus, 6-8 total, cut off the bottom about 2-3 inches up
broccoli, lots

I basically fill up the entire ninja blender

and like 30-40oz of water

I do that once a day

edit: brahs, I see tons of people with mainly just fruits... more veggies brahs, more veggies. I mean, they probably taste good, but that's because they're loaded with sugary fruits.

mine tastes like ****ing kale and dirt. jack lalanne said it best "if it tastes good, spit it out"

[Holmbrah]

made a shake this morning with 200g brocolli and 100g banana. chit actually tasted good

[Holmbrah]

what do you do with the rest of the grams of banana

threw it out

[J1n]

just got my pro900. cant wait to make a big ass 32oz smoothie and compare it to the other.

ever since i started this, my sh*ts have been getting smellier and smellier. my entire apt smells now, took 5 sh*ts today. think im gunna tone it down a little

LOL i have noticed the same. not only that but my farts are super potent. i fart less but when i do its all those farts im not having combined into one potent putrid fart.

[TedBuckland]

Bought too much frozen stuff so to fit everything in the freezer I decided to dump like 300g's of raspberries into my smoothie

Ended up with Kale, Avocado, like 300g raspberries, banana nectar, some coconut milk

tastes like a sour raspberry explosion, would not recommend

[rocketfish]

made a shake this morning

used some random recipe from pinterest.

I didn't use kale because I didn't have it

it was something like, banana, apple, spinach, broccoli, and a scoop of peanut butter (i used a little but of milk and ice)

probably a little fatty, but tasted good and at least got some veggies in my system without it tasting like dik

[Comply_or_Die]

make it every morning, dem greenz

[WellHungOver]

make it every morning, dem greenz

Yeah I've had a green smoothie every day for the past month. Feels good man. There's a groupon right now for refurbished vitamix blenders right now for anyone interested.