Went full beta over Uni sloot (srs) (story time) (feels) (hold me brahs) (pics)(reps)

[KJacko90]

Cliffs?

[Rndm]

OP, please don't get too drunk. You're obviously not very experienced.

Just take it easy and have a good time, you don't want to look like a fool.

Bring this one home for the misc, brah.

[TooBusyMirin]

WHy the fuk dont you put the fkn updated posts in the fkn OP? YOu stupid motherfuker. Negged for making people click on dozen fkn different pages you stupid kunt

Because you cant edit posts after 48 hours, *******

[BoneBagg]

OP here. On mobile.

Just bumped into miguel not along ago, asked him if plans are still up, he said yes.
It's all or nothing today.

I'm in my last class of the day atm..
Getting on the subway right after and heading home for a meal and shower.
Fuaaaaaarkkk, nervous as phuck as time goes by.

Here's a ninja pic of a strong feminist in my class right now lmao (on mobile so not sure if it'll embbed)

In for results mane.

God speed

[namechange]

Lol at this entire thread...

[moviebrah]

Smash your oneitis brah and worst case scenario you can set up a threesome with the other two while Miguel is balls deep in your girl

[Verint]

LOL I can't hold myself from laughing every time someone mentions Miguel, he's a star in this thread

[Bigbuster1]

isnt that you're girl in the background of the pic?

[calibriate]

I hope you have some good news for us brah.

[ThatOneBigKid]

I believe in you OP! We all do.

[datdudeaf]

in for miguel

[jamielark50]

LMAO OP went full beta over a female with busted ass teeth...LMAO OMG FAIL OF THE YEAR, I wouldn't even acknowledge that crap

[icedtea52]

Come on OP we're counting on you. Miguel's just begging for it





wait wut



srs tho smash ana

[wheyman12]

Because you cant edit posts after 48 hours, *******

Yet he was able to edit the OP telling which pages the updates where on?

Yeaok.jpg. Retard

[Rndm]

Yet he was able to edit the OP telling which pages the updates where on?

Yeaok.jpg. Retard

within the 48 hours ........



smh.

[wheyman12]

within the 48 hours ........



smh.

Are you actually this retarded? Like for real? Or do you just play one on the internet?

[Brosynthesis]

If you dont make it OP may as well purchase some formaldehyde, a jar and use a kitchen knife to remove your dink and keep it preserved for memories of your failure to use it on your oneitis.

or become a necrophiliac and have her after her time passes on and she leaves Miguel. Ever heard the song Deathmask Divine by The Black Dahlia Murder? Yea

[Oatmeal12]

Op you numba 1. Don't think any different, make you sure dance your ass off like nobodies watching brah

[Benmben1]

My Angus is tingling in anticipation for the update..






























.. Homo.

[TheWorldIsUrs]

-op decides to fail the final on purpose just so he could re take the class again next year with her and perhaps get closer to her

[IsthisreaLife]

It's 6pm Portugal time and i'm counting down like it's new years. Tonight is the night, good luck OP. We're all praying for you.

[WillNotMakeIt]

I'm gonna get ready, so this is my last post for today, wish me luck.
Despite the amount of detectives, I'll TRY to deliever some NINJA pictures, don't worry brahs!

Brah I don't mean to sound full blown homosexual even though I am hehe what do you look like ?

5'7, 73kg, tanned, 5/10 misc standards.. no pictures.
enough detectives as it is.

anyone else nervous as fuk? dont get nervous for my own dates but cant keep my mind off our brah going to battle tonight

No one's more nervous than I am brah, trust me lol

If you dont make it OP may as well purchase some formaldehyde, a jar and use a kitchen knife to remove your dink and keep it preserved for memories of your failure to use it on your oneitis.
or become a necrophiliac and have her after her time passes on and she leaves Miguel. Ever heard the song Deathmask Divine by The Black Dahlia Murder? Yea

Lol'd irl.. thanks for putting me even more nervous srs

Op you numba 1. Don't think any different, make you sure dance your ass off like nobodies watching brah

Thanks brah! Let's do this!

Are you actually this retarded? Like for real? Or do you just play one on the internet?

not sure if srs...
You can only edit posts 48h after its creation.. so I can't edit the OP to post updates there.

isnt that you're girl in the background of the pic?

Nope.. just another feminist, who's a friend of the feminist on the picture.

OP, please don't get too drunk. You're obviously not very experienced.
Just take it easy and have a good time, you don't want to look like a fool.
Bring this one home for the misc, brah.

Don't worry brah, I know my limits.
Obviously I won't drink the entire vodka bottle I posted a few pages back.. It'll be shared between us.

[YaBoyOhmz]

its happening guise,
someone


































































hold me

[Brosynthesis]

reppped OP.

dont be nervous, like i said in rep comment. carpe diem, remember you are mortal. she is too. you are both equal in terms of the mortality. the ultimatum is death, so she is not above you (yet until she rides you brah) - fear nothing.

[Oatmeal12]

someone post updated cliffs for reps

cliffs of updates

-op chills with girl at starbucks, awkward but ok
-invites chick to chill friday, chick responds shes going to the club with **** named miguel and ana who miscers think is hotter than ops original chick, invites op
-op accepts the invite, and is more nervous than beta in a club; ie: going down tonight.

and now we wait

[KidJRay]

Fuaark this is the moment we've all been waiting for. 42 pages after the initial beta fukc up, OP is now facing his greatest challenge in the ultimate battle. This thread is like a damn TV drama. This chit is like DBZ, taking ages to get to the good chit. Good luck brah!!

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

I'm gonna get ready, so this is my last post for today, wish me luck.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MsVxRydau5

[canuck604]

OP, listen up. You have been through a lot already. You've purposely failed a class, wasted money (albeit not too much), and taken time out of your life and future just for a chance to hook up with/GF a girl. Now your approach and conversation with her has been borderline autistic and at times cringeworthy. But guess what? All that doesn't ****ing matter. After all the bull**** that you have spewed in an attempt to get with her, she STILL, I repeat, STILL is interested in you, even to the point in voluntarily asking you out to spend time with her.

Remember, at one point you two were not talking anymore and it seemed like you would never even see each other again.

She could've just rejected your attempt to invite her over and simply said she was busy, but no, SHE WANTS YOU TO COME. Opportunities like this don't come so easily in life, especially after all that you and her have been through.

Tonight will be the culmination of all those events. This is your chance to shine, and prove that you are capable of bringing this home. Just remember, you aren't just doing this for yourself. You are doing this for yourself, for your pride as a man, for Laura, and even for the MISC. We all have your back on this, and we all want you to succeed. Now go out there tonight, have fun, entertain her, but most important of all, ****ing take what is yours.

[CitizenZERO]

In for OP getting wasted and telling her about failing the class and Black Jesus and the Misc.

[MulattoBrah7]

Good luck opie, and don't you ever forget about Black Jeezus.