I love the reactions you get when you use a name completely different to your ethnicity. Grabbed a coffee as Sanjeet the other day das it mane. Almost lost it when it got called out. Would recommend.
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12-10-2014, 07:55 PM #1Banned
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Using fake names at Starbucks, etc for the lulz
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12-10-2014, 07:56 PM #2Registered User
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Did you do this where you would swap names with your boys back in middle school and the substitute teacher would be like WTF? FUKKING LOL
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12-10-2014, 07:56 PM #3I lift dead people.
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in before Mike Hunt
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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12-10-2014, 07:57 PM #4
Came expecting funny names, left disappointed
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12-10-2014, 07:57 PM #5Banned
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Next time you go in (if you're white) say that your name is Dayquanicus Jackson
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12-10-2014, 07:57 PM #6Banned
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Lol nah but there were these twins in my class that swapped identities for a whole year and the teacher never realised. Funny as **** when they got called up for presentations and everyone was laughingOriginally Posted by foshizzle57
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12-10-2014, 07:57 PM #7Lmao, just awared myself on this. Absolutely lost it soon as I said it out loud~Originally Posted by JediRN
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12-10-2014, 07:58 PM #8Registered User
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I've used Megatron before
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12-10-2014, 07:58 PM #9Visitor
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Jamal ur coffee is ready
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12-10-2014, 07:58 PM #10Californicatin
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the best is to just tell them daddy with a straight face in resturaunts like this and walk away so they have to call it out
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12-10-2014, 07:59 PM #11Banned
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SanjeetOriginally Posted by VeryMiscular
Anmol
Cessel
Habib
Tyrone
Jamal
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12-10-2014, 07:59 PM #12Registered User
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Moe Lester
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12-10-2014, 07:59 PM #13Nukem
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Mike Hawk
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12-10-2014, 08:01 PM #14Registered User
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12-10-2014, 08:01 PM #15Registered User
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lol pretty cheeky op. Imagine an asian or caucasian S&P crew using the name Tyrone
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12-10-2014, 08:01 PM #16I lift dead people.
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A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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12-10-2014, 08:01 PM #17Registered User
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I used to use Vladimirovich all the time and if the btch wrote Vlad id make her write it out.
Tfw cant use fake name because starbucks gold card
Русский crew
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Chipotle everyday crew
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12-10-2014, 08:01 PM #18Registered User
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12-10-2014, 08:02 PM #19Banned
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lulz...gotta goto a place they don't know you though.
Muhammed would be good for a pale nerdy kid.
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12-10-2014, 08:03 PM #20Banned
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Your mocha frapp is ready Mr. Bueller! Mr. Bueller? Bueller?
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12-10-2014, 08:03 PM #21Visitor
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Last edited by Bigcarllittlewi; 12-10-2014 at 08:14 PM.
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12-10-2014, 08:03 PM #22Registered User
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im using jeffrey dahmer next time for the lulz
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12-10-2014, 08:05 PM #23Banned
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Usually I get a good laugh at the people paying a premium for starbucks drinks and then sitting on their apple writing about their gay experiences at the fraternity house
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12-10-2014, 08:05 PM #24Registered User
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said out loud here too, fukin lol cheekyOriginally Posted by AzzRaze
Actual viking crew
Actually lift crew
Currently no gf crew and gonna stay that way for some years now for self improvement/developement. Gotta learn me,
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12-10-2014, 08:05 PM #25Registered User
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12-10-2014, 08:06 PM #26ayyyy lmao
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Mebeh Al-zaqyadik
Makehn Al-Qainza Ghaneezwatchout your comments boyo ↓
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12-10-2014, 08:07 PM #27Banned
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Almost spat out my drink lmao, weak reppedOriginally Posted by iwant2beswole
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12-10-2014, 08:07 PM #28
myron gaines
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12-10-2014, 08:08 PM #29Registered User
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cant decipher 2nd oneOriginally Posted by iwant2beswole
please translate?
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12-10-2014, 08:08 PM #30Registered User
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Rofl reppedOriginally Posted by lightsarefallin
*positive crew*
*aesthetic voice crew*
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