Ask a carny anything, I mean ANYTHING!!!!

[chasintail]

I tried not to get annoyed and laugh at everything that pisses me off.

Some rides you can speed it up and make it go longer, my ride you can but I don't.

The speed is set for safety if I raise it someone can get hurt and I'll go to jail.

Usually I keep it going. You got to get over your fear sometime. If it looks serious I'll stop it.

I used to be scared of rides so I understand.



I have a trailer and a truck yup. I live in a house during the 2month off season.

My show travels to Texas, Arizona, and California.

Last time was a threesome about two weeks ago. It was my first threesome too.




Lol not really. It's not my cup of tea but it'd save me money.

Still waiting for my turn. All time fantasy and a carny has fukked two girls at the same time and I have not pulled this off yet.

[Creaso]

what drugs do you take

I don't take drugs.

I can get tested anytime by the DOT

Also we have a random and pre employment drug testing program at my show.

But I know a lot of carnies and people in general love glass and pot.

whats the least amount of money you've blown someone for?

Lol contrary to popular belief I don't blow people for money.

But I'll let you blow me for 2 grand.

ru friends with morgue? if not no care

Unaware feels bad man.

[chasintail]

DYEL, carny?

[Creaso]

does it really piss carnival folk off when ppl equate to circus? like is there lot of bad blood between carnies and circus ppl?

It can. I mean sometimes we have two together but usually we don't. We don't dislike circus people really. We just don't ride elephants and walk trapeze.

Best way I can explain it is some foreigner asking you if you're Canadian when you are American.

It's not necessarily a bad thing but I'm not a circus person so it can be a little annoying.

[Creaso]

DYEL, carny?

I do still lift and my 1rm squat is more then yours. Mirin bench though. However I don't lift for strength anymore just aesthetics.

Still waiting for my turn. All time fantasy and a carny has fukked two girls at the same time and I have not pulled this off yet.

I look like dexter I'm funny. You'll make it bro.

I've also ****ed a suicide girl and dated another pin up model.

[squatz4ndOatz]

Do you do this for the money or the hell of it?

[chasintail]

I do still lift and my 1rm squat is more then yours. Mirin bench though. However I don't lift for strength anymore just aesthetics.




I look like dexter I'm funny. You'll make it bro.

I've also ****ed a suicide girl and dated another pin up model.

Das it mayne. Where do you get to lift if you're on the road all the time?

[Creaso]

Do you do this for the money or the hell of it?

I do it because my dad wants me to take over the family business and so he can get another ride and a promotion.

I'm going to be the electric if ever thing goes as planned within the next 5 10 years.

The money will be a hell of a lot better with a CDL another family owned ride and doing the electric.


I want to retire to Hana, Maui and start some sort of nursery for exotic plants and cacti.

[Creaso]

Das it mayne. Where do you get to lift if you're on the road all the time?

I bought a bench 185 pounds of weights a bar bell. A dumbbell set with 30 lbs of interchangeable plastic weights and 2 30 iron DBS, 2 35 iron DBS and a 50 lb DB.

Didn't get it til the end of last season so I didn't work out as muh as I wanted to.

I also have a membership to golds in the offseason.

Next addition I'm going to make a power rack and reinforce my bench as well as getting a ab board and a roman chair.


Set up and slough is a hell of a work out too.

[tengotaco]

Any funny stories while on the job?

[Creaso]

Any funny stories while on the job?

The ride was ending it was still spinning slowly and this 10 year old kid looks at me and gives me the thumbs up as he throws up all over himself three times in a row lolZ.


This one chick flashed me her tits while the ride was going at 2 in the afternoon. Then she mooned as she was getting off.

I liked that a lot thought it was funny.
Some black dood was Hitting on her after and she just told me I'm ****ing sexy.


Was working the oc fair some ex porn star called me a fluffer and told me I'm a pro at it lol.

[Parlor_Mob]

What's the percentage of fat people you see when you're at work?

Have you hooked up with other carnies?

Do you own a trucker hat?

[Creaso]

What's the percentage of fat people you see when you're at work?

Have you hooked up with other carnies?

Do you own a trucker hat?

Never really thought of that, conservative estimate 70 percent fat people.

How fat are we talking though?

Yeah but only the young ones. Usually the temporary ones who only work one spot.


Last year I hooked up with a South African with double d's she had some sick ink too.

I don't wear hats. I have a checkered beanie though.

[Parlor_Mob]

Never really thought of that, conservative estimate 70 percent fat people.

How fat are we talking though?

Yeah but only the young ones. Usually the temporary ones who only work one spot.


Last year I hooked up with a South African with double d's she had some sick ink too.

I don't wear hats. I have a checkered beanie though.

Thanks for the answers. Solid thread.

I'm ttalking about rolls of fat with double chin and all. Like Mama June from Honey Boo Boo

[Creaso]

Thanks for the answers. Solid thread.

I'm ttalking about rolls of fat with double chin and all. Like Mama June from Honey Boo Boo

5-15 percent bro. Most people are fat but not that fat.

[XxMerlinxX]

Have you ever stabbed anyone?

Have you ever had carnal relations with a midget?

Can you actually win the "Shooting Gallery" game?

How many fried food products do you eat in a day?

How much do the prizes really cost?

[TibiConfidas]

You seem like a pretty cool guy

What were your aspirations in your teenage years and what are they now?
Do you ever resent being born into a family of carnies?
What's something you learned over the years you've been on the road that you want to tell people about?

[Creaso]

Have you ever stabbed anyone?

Have you ever had carnal relations with a midget?

Can you actually win the "Shooting Gallery" game?

How many fried food products do you eat in a day?

How much do the prizes really cost?

Never stabbed anyone, been cut by my ex though.

****ing a midget is a dream of mine. I want to spin her on my dick like a record, unfortunately they are circus people. I know a old carny that spun a midget on his dick before.

You can win any game on the west coast east coast may be a little different though. Are you talking about the shoot the star out or shooting targets?

I try and stay away from fried food but if I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat id go for 350 a day.

The big ones are 16 bucks but we buy in bulk thousands upon thousands at a time so it probably costs more one at a time.

You seem like a pretty cool guy

What were your aspirations in your teenage years and what are they now?
Do you ever resent being born into a family of carnies?
What's something you learned over the years you've been on the road that you want to tell people about?

I wanted to be a botanist but my mom told me to **** off cuz it was only for weed.

I want to have enough to start my own business a nursery specializing in exotic plants and cacti. I also want to retire in Maui.

It's the only life I know.
It kinda blew leaving every summer and missing hangin out with all my friends but I don't know how life would have been different cuz it's all I know. I actually had it a lot better then some of my friends and acquaintances.


Every where is the same basically and everyone has at least one doppelgänger.

Almost no one really gives a **** about anyone else when you find someone who cares about you, never take it lightly.

[XxMerlinxX]

Never stabbed anyone, been cut by my ex though.

****ing a midget is a dream of mine. I want to spin her on my dick like a record, unfortunately they are circus people. I know a old carny that spun a midget on his dick before.

You can win any game on the west coast east coast may be a little different though. Are you talking about the shoot the star out or shooting targets?

I try and stay away from fried food but if I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat id go for 350 a day.

The big ones are 16 bucks but we buy in bulk thousands upon thousands at a time so it probably costs more one at a time.

Why did your ex cut you?

Do carnivals not have sideshow attractions anymore?

I was talking about shoot the star out. I shoot competitively but that chit drives me insane.

Have you ever seen fried butter or is that only a southern thing? On a related note, what're the ingredients to the fried mushroom batter?

What's the most you've ever seen someone win in one day?

[Creaso]

Why did your ex cut you?

Do carnivals not have sideshow attractions anymore?

I was talking about shoot the star out. I shoot competitively but that chit drives me insane.

Have you ever seen fried butter or is that only a southern thing? On a related note, what're the ingredients to the fried mushroom batter?

What's the most you've ever seen someone win in one day?

She's crazy. I played "wish you were here" by pink Floyd on guitar.

Sideshows give the carnival a bad name. So we phased them out. On the west coast at least.


One shot at a tlme go around the star in a circle and basically cut it out. It's really hard but it can be done.


Sounds gross. I've heard of it never tried it. Man no idea. My friend owns a fried pickle stand never asked bout recipes though.

In oc fair Asians leave with 50 gallon trash bags of toys. Multiple 50 gallon bags.

[Sho7Ty]

Do a barrel roll.

[Creaso]

.If a bald guy was running around your background completely naked with his left pinky toe the only visible toe, John Cena wristbands, and a Hulk Hogan T-shirt, while rapping a Kanye West verse and kicking your lawn-mower, what would you do?

Go no contact.


On a side note our games were used in the SOA carny episode.

[Hercules925]

Go no contact.


On a side note our games were used in the SOA carny episode.

i logged in specifically to ask if one of your carnies have ever raped anyone, in reference to that very episode.

i know the truth now op.

stay away from my daughter you phuck

[Epilerik]

Do you ever meet girls at the carnival then take them back to the carnival as a date?

Who's your sister?!

[Creaso]

i logged in specifically to ask if one of your carnies have ever raped anyone, in reference to that very episode.

i know the truth now op.

stay away from my daughter you phuck

We actually do Megan's law.

[anonymous]

Are you also a gypsy? Do you put curses on people and chit? If so, why?

[Creaso]

Are you also a gypsy? Do you put curses on people and chit? If so, why?

Naw.

Almost every carny I know is not a gypsy or circus folk.

I make people have fun. Does that count?

[anonymous]

Naw.

Almost every carny I know is not a gypsy or circus folk.

I make people have fun. Does that count?

Ye. Can you make me an animal balloon?

[Creaso]

Ye. Can you make me an animal balloon?

Lol I can do smiley faces.

[5ammy]

do you have to pay for liability insurance on your ride? has anyone ever been injured on your ride?