A little bit about yourself (srs thread) Get to know miscers

[AlexxVann]

- I'm actually 22 years old, only post here because it's a smaller community and I like you guys 10x more than reg misc
- I finished highschool and decided university wasn't for me and started a plumbing apprenticeship.
- Quit my apprenticeship after 1.5 years and had no direction in life
- Got offered a job in sales and started lifting, became successful in job and made good gains in gym.
- Played soccer all my life, currently get paid about $400 per game to play now.
- Have had a girlfriend for 5.5 years who is perfect (not all sloots gun sloot boys)
- We bought a house together when we were 21, currently live in that now with our 2 dogs.
- Life is good boys, succeeding in everything due to positive mind and good work ethic.

We're all going to make it, post something you don't think people know about you.

[poptarts]

- Played soccer all my life, currently get paid about $400 per game to play now.

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[AlexxVann]

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Explained a little bit in a previous thread;

Basically play in a league called State League 1 and get paid roughly $400 per game. Only get paid during the season, so 22 weeks of the year. I train 3 times a week and play on a Saturday. Quite good money for the small amount of time I actually have to dedicate to it.

[TimeToMakeGains]

im the #1 tmisc kissless virgin

[BuLkTrOn4000]

-15 year old average teenage boy
-lives in the most chit city of the united states
-loves the average life in this chit cozy city
-watching the waves on rest days
-cozy pool parties
-the city is too quiet sometimes
-loves hanging out with friends and cozy sleepovers

[AlexxVann]

im the #1 tmisc kissless virgin

My homeboy Kolo will come back to reclaim the throne, don't get comfortable.

-15 year old average teenage boy
-lives in the most chit city of the united states
-loves the average life in this chit cozy city
-watching the waves on rest days
-cozy pool parties
-the city is too quiet sometimes
-loves hanging out with friends and cozy sleepovers

Ambitions in life? Or not decided yet?

[therippedbrah]

-16 years old
-Born in Nepal, moved out here at 5 y/o
-Dig football, basketball, track and investing in stocks
-No GF, its allabout the hit it n quit it life for now until I find a non slooth like you Bruh
- Wanna get super swole b4 college to raise my esteem and make pullin slooths easier
-pretty wealthy family background so my parents are always busy therefore basically not much family connection
-goal is to be a radiologist or surgeon
-4.5 Gpa crew ayee
That is all my fellow miscers.

[therippedbrah]

Bought a house at 21?
Brah you made it.

[lisamona]

-16 year old from FL
-Also a soccer player
-Was extremely talented when 14 years old, made ODP and was going to travel to europe in the summer to play in tourneys
-Had to stop due to bad joint pain
-Picked up bodybuilding
-Adjusted certain foods in my diet (wheat, diary, sugar)
-Hip pain is gone
-Going back to soccer in April
-Starting cut in January and hoping to get shredded and conditioned by April, and then get my skills up to do iD camps over the summer and go to a good D3 school in New England
-In International Baccalaureate at my school (like AP but a bit different)
-Very smart (5.2 HPA)
-Virgin

[RiceBrah93]

Do you consider yourself as good as CR7?

[BuLkTrOn4000]

My homeboy Kolo will come back to reclaim the throne, don't get comfortable.



Ambitions in life? Or not decided yet?

will try to serve in the army,if not,the fire department

[callan91]

I have never posted in teen misc before as I thought I would be labelled a ****phile...
















whoops

[Varsity55]

-18 years old
-soon to graduate highschool then go on to become a paramedic/firefighter
-want to own a business to make real money
-been lifting for 3 years but had to quit every year Bc of football
-footballs over and I can't wait to get huge

[IDefineMyself]

-18 years old
-Played basketball all my life, never actually practiced on my own once.
- Had natural talent, if i would have practiced probably would have got scholarships
- competed in swimming up until middle school
-Socially awkward til highschool
-Perma feels skinny
-Going into army
-Going to study to be a doctor
-Only on Tmisc cause i'm waiting to go into army and have no life til then.
-Once I got bigger everybody respected me and turn heads in public

[AlexxVann]

Bought a house at 21?
Brah you made it.

Yeah mate, found myself in a good finance state with good job security and thought it would be wise to buy into the rising house prices in my area as soon as I could.
Had to make a few social sacrifices but it's well worth it. Nothing better than owning your own home, I'd advise you to never rent, live with your parents until you can afford to buy. I'm blessed to have quite wealthy parents who are always there for me financially if I needed the help (have never needed it yet) but were also willing to let me live there board/rent free until I was 21. They paid for all my food, medical, gym, everything, my salary went towards savings and activities I wanted to do on weekends.

Do you consider yourself as good as CR7?

Obviously not;

-Also a soccer player
-Was extremely talented when 14 years old, made ODP and was going to travel to europe in the summer to play in tourneys
-Had to stop due to bad joint pain

I did the whole overseas soccer tours when I was about that age. Portugal and Spain mainly; Impressed an under 15s coach at Sporting Lisbon academy where we stayed for 4 nights but not enough to land any type of deal that would be worth leaving home/school for.

[Azthetic]

-21 years old
-200k house
- im an electrician making bank brah
- me and my bro are rich
- i make 25$/h
-My dad contracts out his own truck. he makes 100,000 dollars a year just by using his own truck.

[AlexxVann]

-21 years old
-200k house
- im an electrician making bank brah
- me and my bro are rich
- i make 25$/h
-My dad contracts out his own truck. he makes 100,000 dollars a year just by using his own truck.

Strong ability to respect the serious tag.

Will admit by point 2 I knew exactly who you were talking about and had a chuckle.

[SUAS]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[Mattschill]

-turning 17 in a little less than 3 weeks
-live in the suburbs
-smart as chit but still only 9th in class
-been a competitive swimmr since 6 years old
-hope to get all my high school individual swimming records
-hope to make it to Olympic Trials in an event or two

[James24WR]

-16 years old
- born and raised just
outside of Raleigh North Carolina
- loves nature. Always been sorta a redneck/outdoorsmen
-weird fascination with fish. Loves to fish and owns several aquariums.
- naturally very athletic. Succeeds in just about any sport I try in. Especially football, golf, basketball, and baseball.
- very competitive and hates losing. Firey temper when it comes to competition.
- pretty cool tempered when not playing sports or competing in somthing.
- very very very intense about my favorite sports team. NC State football, basketball, and baseball, carolina panthers football.
- does not smoke or do any drugs. Thinks they are retarded IMO.
- enjoys doing dangerous things. I've tried bull riding, I love rock climbing, noodling, shear jumping, etc.

[MaxGainz1]

14, started lifting srsly about 4 months ago
Want to join the police when im 18 and then become a dog handler to work my way up to senior and make mega dollar.
Wanna travel the world with a girl srs
Rugby is the only sport i am passionate about and really enjoy doing
I also wanna do physique shows or powerlifting when im 16+ and break records but natty ofc
I don't enjoy drinking or smoking/drugs and highly doubt i will ever do the last two
Dedicated to achieve my goals
I also enjoy producing music/ DJing
I want 2 big dogs with beta names e.g princess fluffykins and a small dog or cat with an alpha name e.g Zeus (100% srs)

[Azthetic]

Strong ability to respect the serious tag.

Ok here it is.

Learned my english by playing runescape
18 years old; last year of highschool then cegep(pre uni, 2 years) and then uni (uni in quebec takes 3 years)
I live and Quebec and I dislike french.
I started playing hockey when I was 5, joined a league at 10; I stopped playing 2 years because of concussions; I want to focus on school for now.
I'd like to play poker for a living since I'm quite good at it.
I currently work at Mc Donald's.

[SUAS]

Neg from Alexxvann:
"Rule one of tmisc - respect srs tag"

Weird, I would've assumed the first rule was to be a teen

[meaantje]

-19 year old fa kissless virgin
-born and raised in the Netherlands
-3rd year of university. Studying architecture now
-former 24/7 gamer
-strugeling with depression
-life is a mess
-want to become the strongest mother ****er to have ever walked this earth

Neg from Alexxvann:
"Rule one of tmisc - respect srs tag"

Weird, I would've assumed the first rule was to be a teen

lmao strong butthurt over a neg

[Johneffer]

-16
-17 in 2 weeks
-Natural for the time being
-249 lbs
-25 weeks out
-From New York
-Live in Virginia
-Done 2 bodybuilding shows
-Has a youtube worth watching
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[jgman]

14, started lifting srsly about 4 months ago
Want to join the police when im 18 and then become a dog handler to work my way up to senior and make mega dollar.
Wanna travel the world with a girl srs
Rugby is the only sport i am passionate about and really enjoy doing
I also wanna do physique shows or powerlifting when im 16+ and break records but natty ofc
I don't enjoy drinking or smoking/drugs and highly doubt i will ever do the last two
Dedicated to achieve my goals
I also enjoy producing music/ DJing
I want 2 big dogs with beta names e.g princess fluffykins and a small dog or cat with an alpha name e.g Zeus (100% srs)

Implying they are seperate things lol

[jgman]

16, almost 17
gay, out and proud of who I am
have same bf for almost 2 years now
lost virginity at 13
dog named Max
Want to be diesel mechanic
love outdoor stuff (hiking, climbing, caving, etc)

Please tell me this is a troll account

[Anorexilla]

Short memory.
Love the cold.
Can eat unlimited amounts of ice cream.
Am an Autist.
Short memory.
I have complexes for my shoulders, don't phucking touch them.
I get along better with adults than people around my own age, and have since I was little.
I am pretty much better at speaking English than my birth language.

[HNeeley]

18 Years Old
4 year varsity swimmer (Senior year I was 6'4" @ 154 lbs starting second semester.)
Dreamer Bulked to 228.
Cutting (Currently 208 still too high bodyfat for my liking)
405 DL/ 295 squat / 265 bench (Squat discrepancy is from fracturing my foot).
Certified CPT through NASM. About to become CES.
Started my own business in Corporate Health Management/ Safety Equipment.
^ Just lined up my first contract with 400m/year company (presentation on January 12)
Ambitious, hard working (55+ hours week srs), intelligent (why outsource when you know php, html, css, seo optimization )

EDIT: I also go to school for 12 credit hours/semester.

[Felipon]

-16 years old

- live in Peru

- finished high school and International Baucelleurate 2 weeks ago.

-Gonna study either business of sports or business and administration at the best university in Peru , my dream is to be a soccer manager lol .

- Love soccer but suck at it.

-Been lifting weights for a year with no progress whatsoever.( didn't really commit to a bulk either, didn't know I had to bulk to gain muscle lol total noob)

-On my first bulk.