Little things that make you rage

[rafkalf]

my little dick

[freddibnah]

how that thing at the top of Google puts videos in a drop down thing on the right, and not 1 next to images

[playsintrafficc]

my little dick

this fuark. my anoose can barely even feel it.

[CLASSIK1]

When i'm weaker than the week before on a certain lift even though im bulking.

When GF don't answer my txt but she's logged on FB

When peoples make noise when they eat or eat with there mouth open. Fkin pigs man i swear cant stand it.

When someone takes my equipment/machine even though theres my gym bag right in front of it. Usually older guys that think the world revolve around them.

When a mother phucker is in the left lane and goes to the same speed as the one on the right lane so youre stuck behind them, over rustles my jimmes

[Aerojh]

$3 a month and no commercials ftw.





Things that make me rage can be summed up in one sentence:



People that get in my way, slow me down, or negatively affect me.




Stey the fuk out of my way, that is all.

What really rustles my jim jams is who people who walk slow as chit when there is others behind them

[irmocool]

when i discuss someones flaws and they bring up my wrongdoings from years ago ---mainly happens with sloots

when i'm talking about something and interrupted with something that has nothing to do with the issue---mainly happens with sloots

[rjcranium]

People who get mad when I roll through the stop sign and go first.
People who don't stare at their expensive iphone screen all day long.
People who get mad when you interrupt them.
Cars that don't completely stop when I jaywalk.
People who won't stare back at me in public.
Selfish people who wear headphones when they play Peruvian music.
People who won't utilize the equipment in-between my sets.
Guys with rustled jim jams.

[IncomingGains]

-Slow walkers
-People talking/texting at the movies(holy fuk that pisses me off HARD)
-People who let the water run full power from the tap while they're doing something else
-Girlfriends who like to chit-chat of the phone for extended periods of time(>15 min)

[Pablo237]

-when girls text me dumb chit like they are funny but are really socially retarded
-2-3 word texts.

[Vastusaurus]

when pedestrians press the button to cross when there is no moving traffic, immediately cross the road, then traffic arrives and has to stop at a red light with nobody crossing the road because the ****wit pressed the button when they didnt need to. makes me rage every time

ads on youtube used to annoy me until i DL'd adblock plus, 1000% recommend

[MaxxSteele]

People who complain about chit, usually same type that feels entitled.

also classics like loud eating, bad hygiene in work settings (cos you have to be with them), people walking with their dogs unleashed until they see you and frantically try to re-leash the dog (always huge) while it trips the fuk out at my dog and I..



omfg in those drive-thru's with 2 ordering lanes...

and you go into the one that looks the shortest, but 1 or 2 fuks manage to sneak in front of you, knowing you were there first. on drive thru note.. people that order for a fukkiin family through a drive thru. brb 15 minute wait for one car instead of 3 people getting in and out in 5.

straight bs.

[atceric]

What really rustles my jim jams is who people who walk slow as chit when there is others behind them

Sends me up a cot dam wall.


I will get specific, your driving down the highway, and the person in the left lane isn't passing anyone. ITS A FUKING PASSING LANE!!!! NOT A DRIVE HOWEVER THE HELLL I WANT LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inconsiderate scum.

[j1nevertogthr]

Cross threaded bottle caps
Banana peels that fuking peel wrong
Acne under facial hair
Depressed people around me
That feeling in my dink when I'm dehydrated
Swallow pills and they feel like they're stuck in my throat

[invrlose123]

People who don't close their fuking mouth when they chew
Fat people who are loud as fuk
fat people with tattoos
fat people wearing tights/yoga pants
fat people with disgusting facial piercings
skinny people who think they're ripped because they have a concentration camp six pack
parents who let their kids have tantrums and "punish" them by ignoring them
people who coast down the ramp merging on to the freeway and merge at 60km/h and then get up to proper speed
people who come down the merging ramp in a cluster of three cars forcing me to lane change so that they can get in
people who dont enter the intersection when turning left
people who use the word "bae" on social media
girls who attention whore on social media
girls who fish for comments on social media by calling themselves ugly
girls posting pictures of themselves that are obviously showing off their tits/ass and then acting like its just a normal picture
ugly girls who think they're even human beings
people who brag about wasting large amounts of money at the bar
people who brag about wasting large amounts of money on smoking weed
people who brag about smoking weed
people who feel the need to tell the entire world that they smoke weed
people who stand on your heels while waiting in line behind you
people who can't spell basic words
people who feel proud about being stupid
people who think their cushy job is difficult
the typical swag**** kids who post dumb chit like "Treat your girl like a princess" on social media
people who share religious things on social media
people who say "skrype"
people who say "Scoop me"
people who say "sauce me the (insert object here)"
people who cant stay off their phone for more than 30 seconds

[CynicalAtheist]

Religion and how irrational people are towards it.

[toucanbrah]

people who walk really slow
the 30 second ads on youtube which you cant skip
when you solder iron your dink and cant take regular showers or fap
*******s who say they did really bad on a test and then get 99%

[Tyrannosaur88]

-When some teenager (usually a girl) can't finish a sentence without saying 'like' at least three times or 'you know'. Once on the train this girl talking to her friend behind me said 'like' over 50 times in a period of only a couple minutes. Srs i counted.

-People that can't spell or don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and other simple stuff like that

-Babies crying on plane flights.

-People that walk too slow where it's a narrow path or whatever and you can't overtake them. Hurry the fuk up srs

[prescott3]

- People who ask me how I am. You don't really care

- People who talk over food that's not theirs or that they're sharing

- non english speakers

[iLiRaM]

people that rage over things they can't change anyway

[Dano85]

people who dont use turn signals

people who think its a brilliant idea to drive as far as possible in a lane that ends before they merge

people who think my highway following distance is an invitation for them to change lanes between me and the car infront of me

people who slow down when they know a light is going to turn yellow then go through it anyway once it turns yellow leaving me to have to stop at the red light

[rjcranium]

People who purposely slow down when walking in front of your car.

[Mikexherman]

Children.

[Zerotohero1]

- girls that act super receptive, gives u #, then never picks up or messages back

- taking a shower in the morning when its cold

- when parents say some dumb chit but you dont want to explain to them that they r wrong so you just accept it

- people that cut in lines cuz their friends are there

[VestBrah]

People who don't close their fuking mouth when they chew
Fat people who are loud as fuk
fat people with tattoos
fat people wearing tights/yoga pants
fat people with disgusting facial piercings
skinny people who think they're ripped because they have a concentration camp six pack
parents who let their kids have tantrums and "punish" them by ignoring them
people who coast down the ramp merging on to the freeway and merge at 60km/h and then get up to proper speed
people who come down the merging ramp in a cluster of three cars forcing me to lane change so that they can get in
people who dont enter the intersection when turning left
people who use the word "bae" on social media
girls who attention whore on social media
girls who fish for comments on social media by calling themselves ugly
girls posting pictures of themselves that are obviously showing off their tits/ass and then acting like its just a normal picture
ugly girls who think they're even human beings
people who brag about wasting large amounts of money at the bar
people who brag about wasting large amounts of money on smoking weed
people who brag about smoking weed
people who feel the need to tell the entire world that they smoke weed
people who stand on your heels while waiting in line behind you
people who can't spell basic words
people who feel proud about being stupid
people who think their cushy job is difficult
the typical swag**** kids who post dumb chit like "Treat your girl like a princess" on social media
people who share religious things on social media
people who say "skrype"
people who say "Scoop me"
people who say "sauce me the (insert object here)"
people who cant stay off their phone for more than 30 seconds

you alright there, mate?

[lalanaomi]

when someone dumber than myself wins an argument by using logical fallacies.

Then really, they didn't win.

[43Steelers]

people who drive slow in the passing lane
snub city yuppies
hipsters
sloots
my penis

[guyman123]

-when i go to put the 80lb dumbbells back and theres a pair of 15s sitting in their place.

fukkin this. you *******s that fukkin lazy to walk a couple more steps to put the DBs back?

[threeoneg]

- people not replacing toilet paper...
- little teeth with giant fking gums...

[ShabbaLife]

People who stand and wait with a door open when it's double doors and you could just go through the other door.

I go through the other door every time just to make them look stupid and weak.

[LieutenantGains]