You are now thinking about HER (GTFIH)

[BradyBConner]

Who is she brahs?

I had one shot and I fuking blew it, saw her with another guy today, not sure if they're together.

Dreamt about her on the bus, got hot and heavy and was fuking crushed when I woke up. Damn...

Get it off your chest *******s

[Ayudha]

Nuh.......

[MandigoBrah]

who?

[wishbrah]

FWB

texted me today saying I can do anything to her. Currently memorizing that 18 yr old sloot thread where op dominated the chit out of her in a hotel room

[Chindrew]

*Turned gay because I couldn't get girls crew*



maybe you can zuk the dream guys' dink?

[dekg1400]

tfw when nobody pops into your head no matter how hard you try

[_Ishy]

tfw when nobody pops into your head no matter how hard you try

tfw when nobody pops into your head cause you're trying real hard

[Trogdor27]

blonde swiss girl i used to sneak out at 2 am back in middle school to go lay down and cuddle with in the furnished shed in her backyard....those were the days sloots are such basic sloots these days

[BradyBConner]

Forgot I was on the misc.

Cumguzzling twinks

[Ravishing_Rick]

i was already thinking of her before seeing this thread
but it wasnt negative like i missed my chance

[TouchMeBrah]

His name was proudmanlet and we met at a 7-11 half past midnight

He was the most dreamy guy I had ever seen. As we both reached for the Diet Mountain Dew our eyes met, and he proceeded to whisper in my ear "I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed".

It was love at first sight.

We went to my place, he hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed his pecs and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw him off me, and he quickly returned to the passenger seat, where he would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.

My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six men lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each guy climaxed when my cock came within five inches of his, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

They orgasmed after hearing my voice. Proudmanlet in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. He sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left him in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlife. Be honored.

[xtrah]

shes the best bro

would do anything for her
shes proven shed do anything for me

when you know you know
going to make that sloot my wife (in 8-10 years)

[dekg1400]

tfw when nobody pops into your head cause you're trying real hard

can't let my brain think im a beta **** who spends his time thinking bout girls brah

[jaypoal]

seen her couple of times but don't know her name

[7uck3r]

Thought you were talking about the movie "her" so that's all I'm thinking about right now...

[Irredess]

I still love this bish that dumped me.. been NC for a week or so and got 10 texts from her just now.. saying she's not okay, too hard, can't stop thinking about me .. staying NC not giving her any chance to hurt me again .. feels kinda good

[Decisionzzzz]

Girl I recently met who went to my high school and was super chill. She knew all of my friends and just had a really cute personality. We would just lay around and snuggle all day after classes and fuk like animals. It was like a FWB, but I started to really like her. We had a good thing going until one of her old boyfriends came back and she decided that she wanted to be in a relationship with him.


I didn't fall in love with her, but the thing we had was so fuking perfect.


fuk brahs ;(

[notbadnotbrad]

fwb who just got out of a relationship...may just go no contact because I'm starting to get feels and I don't have time or energy for that chit

[KINGOFCARBZ]

i have her. feels good man

[stevie12345]

TFW new oneitis every week.
Make eye contact and imagine rest of our lives together crew.

[7uck3r]

Fuk when he finds out shes been talking to thousands of other people at the same time and is like " It doesn't mean I love you any less" cuts me up.

Good movie, 9/10, 5 star thread too for bringing it up

[WeekndOrNah]

I've been thinking about her for months.

We literally have the world in common with each other... but she has a long term BF fuuuuarkk ='(

I've tried numerous times to go NC / minimal contact (I work w/ her and we collaborate on a huge project) but it never works because she always ends up texting me or striking up a conversation for me and I have them feels every single time.

Some things in common w/ her that I love and want to wife:
-Works out a LOT (more often than me even)
-Doesn't like carbs
-In fact, she cuts carbs from daily macros to drink--usually craft beers
-Loves cooking and food (I work as a professional chef part-time while in school)
-Future doctors (and we're both very intelligent)
-Something stupid about us both: We both have speech impediments. I have a slight stutter and she has a slight lisp. lol

[stevie12345]

I've been thinking about her for months.

We literally have the world in common with each other... but she has a BF =(

Dunno why i lold so hard at this.

[foreveravirgin]

That 1 girl back in college. We made eye contact and it was on from there. She came so close to leaving her bf for me. But instead they're now engaged with a kid.

[WeekndOrNah]

Dunno why i lold so hard at this.

Bruh literally have never met a girl with so many awesome qualities and things in common with me. Check my edit

[ElJefe423]

Talked to her for a while, I developed a huge crush on her, but then we just stopped talking. Just started talking to her again, now she seems interested.......so how the tables have turned

[stevie12345]

Bruh literally have never met a girl with so many awesome qualities and things in common with me. Check my edit

fuk the bf to assert your dominance. Its the only option op good luck report back with results.

[Pablo237]

Dont think or text her. Seeing her soon tho.

[7uck3r]

I reckon the book analogy is really good too, works on so many levels when talking about peoples lives

[Brahhphomet]

I've been thinking about her for months.

We literally have the world in common with each other... but she has a long term BF =(

I've tried numerous times to go NC / minimal contact (I work w/ her and we collaborate on a huge project) but it never works because she always ends up texting me or striking up a conversation for me and I have them feels every single time.

Some things in common w/ her that I love and want to wife:
-Works out a LOT (more often than me even)
-Doesn't like carbs
-In fact, she cuts carbs from daily macros to drink--usually craft beers
-Loves cooking and food (I work as a professional chef part-time while in school)
-Future doctors (and we're both very intelligent)
-Something stupid about us both: We both have speech impediments. I have a slight stutter and she has a slight lisp. lol

Das it mane

I haz gf. This thrad is null and void.