Post weird s**t you did when you were a kid (reps for laughs)

[DLTBB]

ITT: Tell us about strange s**t you used to do when you were a kid.

I used to pick my nose and wipe my bogeys (or boogers for American brahs) on to the arm pits of my shirts/sweaters etc. Then one day my mum was like WTF is all these crusty yellow **** on your school sweater so I stopped, lul. Share your stories and I will bestow my greens upon you if it is lulzy.

[Masterbetaa]

used to wet toilet paper and throw it on to the ceiling when i was 8.

[DLTBB]

used to wet toilet paper and throw it on to the ceiling when i was 8.

LOL I used to do this actually. And throw it at the wall too. Wow, strong WTF. Repped.

[BACCuS91]

Boys

[Gurung84]

Fapped on the school bus...

I need to stop doing it I think

[eMan0n]

talk in a British accent

[caj]

Used to get a full glass of water from the fridge right before bed, drink what I wanted, and throw what was left across the kitchen into the sink.

never missed until one time my Mom walked into the kitchen just as I was throwing it and it startled me. Water went all over the floor. Mom was pissed.

[Damageboy]

SUPER SRS - at the age of 12 me and my uncle always went to Construction Sites and we pooped all over the walls and wipe on the walls (also we tried to write things with our ass'es poop on the walls.)
i swear its true.

[zackarykapowski]

Would answer to no one unless they referred to me as Batman.

[ON3amongTH3M]

dont really have any but ill post for this miscer

[TheFuarkingBoss]

When i was in the shower i used to sit on the floor and rub soap all over the same 4 tiles and I thought if I rubbed long enough it would open a gateway to another place.

[eMan0n]

dont really have any but ill post for this miscer

what did I just read?

[DLTBB]

When i was in the shower i used to sit on the floor and rub soap all over the same 4 tiles and I thought if I rubbed long enough it would open a gateway to another place.

LOL'd, repped.

[Bababouie]

used to wet toilet paper and throw it on to the ceiling when i was 8.

I used to do this at school in the 3rd grade always tried to get as many as I could in a day




But I used to bite off my fingernails and throw them behind the couch it took a couple years for NY parents to find it and at that point there was probably thousands

the sound of the vacuum trying to suck them up will haunt me forever

[EnglishAsian]

ITT: Tell us about strange s**t you used to do when you were a kid.

I used to pick my nose and wipe my bogeys (or boogers for American brahs) on to the arm pits of my shirts/sweaters etc. Then one day my mum was like WTF is all these crusty yellow **** on your school sweater so I stopped, lul. Share your stories and I will bestow my greens upon you if it is lulzy.

Dude I used to do this...! I would wipe it across the walls, then one day my mum walked into my room and fcking flipped out lolz. Then I got questioned why I did it, I had no definitive answer... then I stopped.

[J90]

I used to put ants in spider webs and when the spider came out to get the ant, I would shoot the spider with a bb gun.

I hated spiders, still do.

[BruceW92]

put my controller on my balls whilst playing san andreas, and then used the gatling gun for maximum vibrate

[DLTBB]

put my controller on my balls whilst playing san andreas, and then used the gatling gun for maximum vibrate

LOL I had a friend who used to do this on his GF's vag with his XBOX 360 controller using a turret on COD4.

[datbuffguyuknow]

When i was in the bath and needed to piss. Id piss in a cup, leave it beside the bath and empty it into the bath tub sink when i was done.

I continued to do this just about every time i had a bath for most of my childhood.

Pissening.

[HughWotM8]

When I was a kid I used to throw my frisbee over my back garden gate and then go and fetch it, I'd do this for hours until my mom made me stop.

also not really a kid but I recently got a new bed, with the old one I used to pick bogeys and stick them to the inside of the frame, took the old bed apart two weeks ago infront of current GF and there was a THICK yellow crust of bogeys, I'm talking 200+, about a foot and a half wide on the frame.

I took it downstairs past my mom and she said "WTF IS THAT YOU CREEP", more than likely thinking it was dried spunk.

[Treme]

Used to hide behind trees when i got boners in pre-k

[BrofessorXavier]

I used to bite my shirts for some reason, so I would just walk around with wet marks on the collar of my shirts.

[Chahn]

I played with talcum powder. Used a hair dryer in my bathroom to blow it all over the place. And in another room I poured it behind the fan and it would be like smoke, filling the whole room.

I remember once when I was like 4 these kids caught an injured bird. I saw one of the guys holding it in his hand. Instead of petting the bird I pet his hand.

Trying to recall more.

[JayRoddy]

We were living on a street with lots of kids so for some reason we had one shared garage where everyone could put their bikes into.

I used to sneak in there and sniff and lick a particular girl's saddle....

[gharamlifter]

-was too scared to get up at night and go to the washroom to pee...so i used to piss in the plants....until one day my mom lost her temper because one of us was wasting pepsi by pouring it into the plants and killing them. the dish you put the plant pots in has some black slime in it. so i started pissing in containers in my room and then stealthily pouring them out in the toilet later on. except i didn't always get a chance to. so one day my mom found several litre size jugs full of piss in my closet. iirc, she even knocked one of them over. in order not to kill me with embarrassment, she scolded me for hoarding stale "apple juice" while not being able to hide her smile...

-had OCD when i was younger. it gradually developed into real chit in gr. 8. but it started in gr. 3 with not being able to step on the cracks on the sidewalk. mom sent me to the store across the street to buy milk. on my way back, i was so absorbed in not stepping on any cracks, that i wasn't watching where i was going and ended up getting lost on the other end of the neighbourhood. family bertstared me when i got home and had to explain why i was half an hour late.

-used to pick nose in bed and wipe on wall. when we were moving, we pulled aside the bed....and saw the wall, it was groce as fukk. small yellow boogers crusted all over one area on the wall on one side of the room.

-had to share bed with brother when we were little. he always heats up like crazy and my legs are always cold. wud entangle my legs in his to keep them warm.

[Web27]

Whenever I felt like I needed to chit, I had a fascination with holding it in (which is why I got so constipated on the reg), and I would run underneath a table in our living room which was like a hideout (had a long table cloth where you couldn't see out) and sit there, straining to hold the poo in. I legit took a dump every 4+ days. I reckon I did this from ages 4 to 9

[724hp]

in kindergarten me and my buddy travis would play with this girl named sarah's pussy. serious. was fingering and rubbing pussy in kindergarten. never heard of anyone starting that young.

[hight0wer1]

used to sneak into girls locker room in p.e class to sniff at their pants, would always act like i have to go to the toilet in class when we were exercising. one time i proceed to go into the girls locker room, grabbed a pant when suddenly my teacher walked in while i was sniffing at dem pants. we just looked at each other; what were 5 seconds felt like 2 minutes to me. he then just turned around and acted like nothing happend, he never ever called me out on this.

[KINGOFCARBZ]

i went commando from 1st to 5th grade. fukking beat that

[FadedBrah]

Fingered myself when i was 9 and got caught by mum

Ran naked around the house, door bell rang, went outside and guests saw me...they came in laughing i ran back but it was too late. This was when i was 10

Use to light up everything whenever i saw matches, almost burned the neighborhood power transformer! A guy was watering his garden, he came and stop the fire...funny thing is they never found out who did that

Use to ring random people's door bells and run away

Throwing pebbles at running cars with bros and then running away

Went downhill on a friends bicycle which had no brakes, bumped in the middle of main road divider and flipped upside down in the air...almost got killed srs

Fuark man i didnt knew what i was doing