RH Chat 26: Hose my fuzzy taco down with splooge, then go NC.

[gorbeth]

Yeah but I'll use Gorbeth as an example but she should have blocked the dude a long time ago

His phone # (two different ones already), email, gtalk, and fb have all been blocked.

This was a new fb account.

[RandomMisc]

His phone # (two different ones already), email, gtalk, and fb have all been blocked.

This was a new fb account.

Is this the creepy snapchat guy??

[gorbeth]

Is this the creepy snapchat guy??

Lolol, no that one was just a bad date.

I also forgot, this guy's snapchat is also blocked after he randomly found me on there.

[RandomMisc]

Making my ugly christmas sweater today, and roomie and my bro both want me to make them one now. I can't do roomie's though... his girl made him a poverty one for a party last weekend and would be helllaaaa butthurt about it.

My bro wants lights on his. They have an xmas tree at work, and some grump comes in every day and unplugs it. He hardwired it so it couldn't be unplugged... guy started turning it off at the fuse box, lol. So he wants a shirt that runs on batteries so the guy can't do **** about it.

[AJ7123]

Making my ugly christmas sweater today, and roomie and my bro both want me to make them one now. I can't do roomie's though... his girl made him a poverty one for a party last weekend and would be helllaaaa butthurt about it.

My bro wants lights on his. They have an xmas tree at work, and some grump comes in every day and unplugs it. He hardwired it so it couldn't be unplugged... guy started turning it off at the fuse box, lol. So he wants a shirt that runs on batteries so the guy can't do **** about it.

I'm going to an ugly sweater party on Saturday and I don't have an ugly sweater. Wat do? How does one make an ugly sweater? I don't care enough to spend more than 15 mins on this.

[spectre86]

So... logged into ********, and there is a request from miscer ex's current girlfriend.

I do not know this woman. Did not know her name. Have zero mutual friends. Nada. Only realized it was his girl after looking at her pics, trying to figure out who this random friend request was from... and having a "woah, wait, is that miscbrah??? ****, he looks different..." moment.

Have not spoken to him in close to 4 years. Have not seen him since April of 2010. Haven't even interacted on here/the other forum in a few years.

Feels weird man. Accepted the request... should I be scurred, brahs?? Hold me.

Semisrs though... that is weird as ****, right?? Why would this chick be adding me?? And why now, they've been together like 3 years it looks like...

Probably should have disregarded, but now I'm curious.

Lol, she unfriended me already. Maybe just wanted to see the stuff I have on private?? Or was creepin and sent it accidentally? That was definitely odd and anticlimatic.


I'm on baking hours right now. Christmas cookie time, m8. If I'm in a groove, I don't stop. Lol

lulz... women.... weird. you should hit him up and see what its all about :P

You people seriously have this many problems with ********? Maybe I am just not hot enough

i had one add me. we had some mutual friends. she was hot. i asked one of my buddies about her and he said stay away shes crazy. so i accepted the request. i was at work and went to lunch. got back and got back on fb and i had like 15-17 notifications. she went through and just liked everything. i message her jokingly about her creepin on my fb. we talk for seriously like 3 minutes and she said i would make cute babies and asked me about wanting kids. blocked/deleted/threw computer out the window.

Lolol, no that one was just a bad date.

I also forgot, this guy's snapchat is also blocked after he randomly found me on there.

his love for your is like a candle. if you ignore it, he will burn your house to the ground. :P


glad its friday. 4 day weekend the next 2 weeks for me. really looking forward to 2015. flying to florida to see my dad in may around my birthday. gonna head down to AZ for a few days around spring break to see my best friend. then going down to cali around april to kick it with 1987GN.
Hopefully in summertime, the new hospital should open and ill transfer up there. wanting to buy a house when im 30.

[bitty_bish]

i had one add me. we had some mutual friends. she was hot. i asked one of my buddies about her and he said stay away shes crazy. so i accepted the request. i was at work and went to lunch. got back and got back on fb and i had like 15-17 notifications. she went through and just liked everything. i message her jokingly about her creepin on my fb. we talk for seriously like 3 minutes and she said i would make cute babies and asked me about wanting kids. blocked/deleted/threw computer out the window.

You really hurt my feelers doing that.

[gorbeth]

I'm going to an ugly sweater party on Saturday and I don't have an ugly sweater. Wat do? How does one make an ugly sweater? I don't care enough to spend more than 15 mins on this.

Go topless and paint something ugly on your bare skin.

Profit.

[jimbong]

I'm going to an ugly sweater party on Saturday and I don't have an ugly sweater. Wat do? How does one make an ugly sweater? I don't care enough to spend more than 15 mins on this.

Ugly Sweater Parties are becoming such a thing that I think a lot of stores sell "ugly" sweaters on purpose for people wanting one. I check around your local mall, I bet there is a shop dedicated to them or one that has a decent selection.

[ElJefe904]

Lolol, no that one was just a bad date.

I also forgot, this guy's snapchat is also blocked after he randomly found me on there.

brb trying to add you on snapchat to send random pics

I am so ready for the weekend! Traveling again to Minneapolis. Freaking love that city

[RandomMisc]

Aj, just safety pin some felt cutouts or little stuffed animals or something to it. Roomie's chick just got $5 thrift store sweaters and hot glued little pom pom balls on in the shape of a wreath with a bow at the bottom. It's good enough.

[RandomMisc]

Ugly Sweater Parties are becoming such a thing that I think a lot of stores sell "ugly" sweaters on purpose for people wanting one. I check around your local mall, I bet there is a shop dedicated to them or one that has a decent selection.

Also tHis. Even kmart and walmart have some this year.

[gorbeth]

his love for your is like a candle. if you ignore it, he will burn your house to the ground. :P

lol, this is spot on.




Ps, we'd make cute babies. Do you want kids?

Question guys... when i start dating again, when is too soon to state that I want a whole litter of kids? Like a minivan full, including back bench seat. I mean, I'm a pediatric nurse, it will be assumed that I want children, right? Not srs about this question. I will make it known at the appropriate time.





Spectre86: I want a whole litter of D1 genetics children.

Pls respond.

[gorbeth]

brb trying to add you on snapchat to send random pics

I am so ready for the weekend! Traveling again to Minneapolis. Freaking love that city

MICUbeth

Peppering....

Srs though, feel free to add me.

[AdamL00001]

MICUbeth

Peppering....

Srs though, feel free to add me.

in before peppered penor pics

Also, does that add go for anybody? 'Cause it's happening

[jimbong]

Question guys... when i start dating again, when is too soon to state that I want a whole litter of kids? Like a minivan full, including back bench seat. I mean, I'm a pediatric nurse, it will be assumed that I want children, right? Not srs about this question. I will make it known at the appropriate time.

lol

My wife and I never really had the kid talk beyond knowing that we both wanted kids and such. As we are getting closer to the time we are going to start trying it has become apparent that she wants three and I always assumed we would just go for two as each of us come from 2 child families. I just hope I'm not that 50 year old due with 3 daughters(Love you girls but living with one adult female is borderline overwhelming, can't imagine adding three more).

[ElJefe904]

Spectre86: I want a whole litter of D1 genetics children.

Pls respond.

He's too short and white. Combine mine and his DNA. BOOM!

Speaking of that. There is a 6'1 amazing body chick in the dealership right now. I seriously want to make kids with her to see if one is athletic and tall enough to turn pro

[spectre86]

You really hurt my feelers doing that.

<3 its ok your still my fav stalker

lol, this is spot on.

ps, we'd make cute babies. Do you want kids?

Question guys... when i start dating again, when is too soon to state that I want a whole litter of kids? Like a minivan full, including back bench seat. I mean, I'm a pediatric nurse, it will be assumed that I want children, right? Not srs about this question. I will make it known at the appropriate time.


Spectre86: I want a whole litter of D1 genetics children.

Pls respond.

Iv never really wanted kids, but I did with my last ex. who was also a pediatric nurse. lol srs. I actually really did alot with her. Besides her, iv never dated a woman thats made me feel like i want kids. so I couldn treally tell you honestly. right now, no i dont. but as crazy at this sounds, if a woman came along that made me feel that way again, yes i would.

i think you would hate giving birth to our kid though. youd die when the shoulders came out. lulz.


srs answer to your question. its the mindset of the person. as iv got older, i like to lay everything out on the table. if we match, awesome, no wasted time. if we dont match, awesome, no wasted time. i wouldnt put it on blast on the first few dates. but at the same time, if its really importlant with you. i wouldnt expect you to waste a long time with someone if its not an option for them.

He's too short and white. Combine mine and his DNA. BOOM!

Speaking of that. There is a 6'1 amazing body chick in the dealership right now. I seriously want to make kids with her to see if one is athletic and tall enough to turn pro

she said she wanted D1 genetics for her kids, not criminals looting :P lulz. italian genetics ftw.

This guy delivered the laughs.

[Ascendent]

He's too short and white. Combine mine and his DNA. BOOM!

Speaking of that. There is a 6'1 amazing body chick in the dealership right now. I seriously want to make kids with her to see if one is athletic and tall enough to turn pro

There's only one way to find out.

Seriously, I thought the women of this town could not get any crazier and useless. And then I was proven wrong. Can't wait to get out of here.

[spectre86]

There's only one way to find out.

Seriously, I thought the women of this town could not get any crazier and useless. And then I was proven wrong. Can't wait to get out of here.

cliffs? something must be going on with verizons service cuz i didnt get a text or pics

[Ascendent]

cliffs? something must be going on with verizons service cuz i didnt get a text or pics

Sprint's messing up. This was was legit nuts. Wasn't even my friend, we just happened to meet while I was out at dinner with some old military buddies. We all hung out for a bit, and this girl was (perhaps alcohol induced, it was her 29th birthday) all over me, even invited us to hang out with them later. Except for the fact that she talked in a circle. Same conversations, over and over for a few hours. Then she wouldn't shut up about how young military guys are dicks (which, in some cases is true) and if a guy ever touches her, she'll shoot him with the 9mm she keeps in her purse. Here's the kicker. After we met Merle (from the Walking Dead, he's very nice), she started squeaking like a freaking mouse. Fine, whatever. Then her and her friends went off to smoke, and we continued on with our meal. But when they came back, she literally had no idea who I was. Like none, not name, face, anything. We disappeared, quick. I wasn't trying to get shot by no crazy drunk girl.

Should not have dealt with that from a woman who's 29.

[spectre86]

Sprint's messing up. This was was legit nuts. Wasn't even my friend, we just happened to meet while I was out at dinner with some old military buddies. We all hung out for a bit, and this girl was (perhaps alcohol induced, it was her 29th birthday) all over me, even invited us to hang out with them later. Except for the fact that she talked in a circle. Same conversations, over and over for a few hours. Then she wouldn't shut up about how young military guys are dicks (which, in some cases is true) and if a guy ever touches her, she'll shoot him with the 9mm she keeps in her purse. Here's the kicker. After we met Merle (from the Walking Dead, he's very nice), she started squeaking like a freaking mouse. Fine, whatever. Then her and her friends went off to smoke, and we continued on with our meal. But when they came back, she literally had no idea who I was. Like none, not name, face, anything. We disappeared, quick. I wasn't trying to get shot by no crazy drunk girl.

Should not have dealt with that from a woman who's 29.

dude no homo, did you get a pic with him? he was a badass.

strong behavior from a 29 year old. what a stupid bish.

[Ascendent]

dude no homo, did you get a pic with him? he was a badass.

strong behavior from a 29 year old. what a stupid bish.

I didn't. He's been hanging out with one of the rich Russians I know here, so I probably will at some point in time this weekend. Dude really is awesome. She was crazier than ****, and it made me realize the quality of so many of the women here. I don't smoke, rarely drink. That's a personal choice. But when you're so messed up that you don't remember the guy who's tongue was down your throat, and you have an important job interview the next day; something is amiss.

[gorbeth]

All men in my family are 6'1 and taller. My sis is 6'0. I got the 5'9 gene. but, I'm also much more muscular than my sis. Mom, brother and I have the muscular gene and my dad, other brother and sis have the tall lean jean.

Native Argentinian, Syrian, german, english, and Italian gene crew. I'm a hodgepodge. I'd like to think that natural selection is helping me pick out the better genetic traits of each. Add some dark in there and maybe this is the new master race??

I look a bit on the white, but a little racially ambiguous

[Ascendent]

All men in my family are 6'1 and taller. My sis is 6'0. I got the 5'9 gene. but, I'm also much more muscular than my sis. Mom, brother and I have the muscular gene and my dad, other brother and sis have the tall lean jean.

Native Argentinian, Syrian, german, english, and Italian gene crew. I'm a hodgepodge. I'd like to think that natural selection is helping me pick out the better genetic traits of each. Add some dark in there and maybe this is the new master race??

I look a bit on the white, but a little racially ambiguous

Don't forget African, for natural athleticism and such. Syrian or Persian? I've been there, even saw the temple of Solomon.

[gorbeth]

Don't forget African, for natural athleticism and such. Syrian or Persian? I've been there, even saw the temple of Solomon.

Syrian. I'm a racial mix, culturally- I'm white Ohio farm girl. No roots still in syria.

[Ascendent]

Syrian. I'm a racial mix, culturally- I'm white Ohio farm girl. No roots still in syria.

If you ever get the chance, some parts of the world over there are beautiful. Ball out and take a long trip one day.

[gorbeth]

If you ever get the chance, some parts of the world over there are beautiful. Ball out and take a long trip one day.

I will one day, when I have a job that allows more than 8 days off in a row

[ElJefe904]

If you ever get the chance, some parts of the world over there are beautiful. Ball out and take a long trip one day.

When exactly is your move?

I am so grateful I moved to ND last year. Colder than a bitch sometimes but its wonderful up here

[Ascendent]

I will one day, when I have a job that allows more than 8 days off in a row

I've been lucky in that aspect, at least before the past few years. Then real life hit me, and no time for traveling anymore. Maybe sometime next year, I will.

When exactly is your move?

I am so grateful I moved to ND last year. Colder than a bitch sometimes but its wonderful up here

I'm heading out in February, when the lease on my house runs out. My plan is to drive to Texas, get a bit settled in temporarily (since I'll only be in Austin for a few months), then try to do a bit of driving. I've always wanted to see California, just never have outside of some training in the Mojave Desert. Start my long term move to Dallas in May.