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11-10-2014, 09:01 PM #241way she goes crew
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11-10-2014, 09:03 PM #242Why be a goofy tree?
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Originally Posted by KCBadBoy
Deal with it.gifAss eaters anonymous crew
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11-10-2014, 09:09 PM #243In My Tree
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That feel when 69 with lights on and see fresh waxed bunghole staring down. Eat it hard.
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11-10-2014, 09:10 PM #244Registered User
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In, loved eating my ex's ass. We were on and off for two years and my biggest regret would have to be waiting until our final 2 months together to chow on teh angus. First time i did it she was on her period so i told her ill give her a massage and to strip down into panties only. She was embarrassed to be bare ass since her tampon (she was 17 and immature, i was 19). Relaxed her with the back and neck massage, made my way to her booty, then eventually moved that g string and went to town on her. She came so hard less than 10 mins. Went crazy over it for the next two months. Unfortunately, we've been split for 1.5 years and ive been searching for another angus to call mine. Havent been in a relationship since and have banged four girls since.. Toyed around with two of those four brown eyes. Licked around the rim of them while 69ing, but never felt the crazy urge to go all out on those two like my ex. Currently dating new chick, waiting to bang. GF Potential so far and will definitely keep you posted when i travel down her dirt road. Later brahs
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11-10-2014, 09:12 PM #245Registered User
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If you like the musk of a clean ass and pussy, grow a beard.
Next time you go all you can eat buffet on that chit you will get the scent stuck in your facial hair. So when it comes time to plow her, you'll still get a constant whiff of dat smellz regardless of how you're positioned. It's a beautiful thing.Stay natty cuz
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11-10-2014, 09:15 PM #246Why be a goofy tree?
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Can confirmOriginally Posted by L_Coops
Too many FA's negging me for this thread. Legit lold at my cpAss eaters anonymous crew
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11-10-2014, 09:40 PM #247Nukem
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Post your cp, srs.Originally Posted by YoungBuilder315
would be really curious to see. Mine is hilarious.*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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11-10-2014, 09:41 PM #248Now that's a good post!
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Das most definitely it.Originally Posted by YoungBuilder315
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11-10-2014, 10:03 PM #249because MERICA that's why
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Nothing better then to just go ham on those 2 holes. But jakes on you op.....I used to eat ass.
- Until I started dating my current gf (who wants to pin me down and marry me). This topic was brought up one night, and she lold and talked sheet about how stupid her ex was for doing it.
- She admitted it felt good, but lost all respect for him. And every time her and her friends see him around, they try hard not to lol in front of him.
- told me not to even think about it cause she wants more for our relationship and how she could never be with someone long term who would do that.
Women logic/
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11-11-2014, 04:59 AM #250Nukem
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Originally Posted by TheAmericano
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11-11-2014, 05:02 AM #251Registered User
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damn thats even worse than beta.. scat-beta..
btw she is screaming with laughter when describing her servile human-toilet of a boyfriend to her friends.. i know cos ive heard girls do it first hand!! you gross wretched creature
in b4 deepthroating gfs sloppy logs as she cant be bothered going to the bathroom.. maybe she will start ringing a little bell for her toadies assistance?Last edited by rotatoo; 11-11-2014 at 05:07 AM.
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11-11-2014, 05:07 AM #252Brazilian Brah
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the faint smell of azhole.Originally Posted by kbrown225
phukking serious.
There is no such thing as a clean azhole unless she literally was just in the shower, and cleaned up inside of it with at least 2 finger digits.
Will i lick a very recently cleaned ass?
Yes
Will I literally eat it out?
no
Will I actually dedicate time to licking her ass?
no
If a girl wants assplay, she's getting anal or a thumb in the ass when phukking doggy, end of story.
Eating ass is literally disgusting.
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11-11-2014, 05:07 AM #253Banned
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no pic = trollOriginally Posted by YoungBuilder315
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11-11-2014, 05:08 AM #254Indigenous Nudist
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never ate ass, never will eat ass.
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11-11-2014, 05:29 AM #255Registered loser
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Not sure if ppl are srs about this
My gf has IBS01/01/2016 230lbs
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11-11-2014, 12:03 PM #256Why be a goofy tree?
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Originally Posted by Impregnator
Not a worm was seen this dayAss eaters anonymous crew
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11-11-2014, 12:05 PM #257MWC gif lord
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Who negged you? Perhaps I could be of some assistance with the neg train.Originally Posted by YoungBuilder315
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11-11-2014, 12:05 PM #258Myrion Gainnister
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Not seen my gf for 2 nights, going face first into Angus in just over an hour.
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11-11-2014, 12:06 PM #259Daniel Larson 2024
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even betterOriginally Posted by Kurt909
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11-11-2014, 12:06 PM #260Why be a goofy tree?
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Lol I got repped a bunch of times, they all disappeared. One said "no."Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
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11-11-2014, 12:08 PM #261Why be a goofy tree?
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Cannibaljester was one that I remember.Originally Posted by Tweedurr
Who negged you? Perhaps I could be of some assistance with the neg train.
Cncman said "no"
And comboking was the other ******* I believeAss eaters anonymous crew
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11-11-2014, 12:09 PM #262Registered User
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pics of your pink balloon knot for confirmationOriginally Posted by YoungBuilder315
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11-11-2014, 12:09 PM #263MWC gif lord
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Buncha slack jawed *******s in here. They will have some presents in their CP tomorrow.Originally Posted by YoungBuilder315
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11-11-2014, 12:10 PM #264Why be a goofy tree?
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Wood post/10 but...Originally Posted by ThisisnotChad
I currently have 3 hemorrhoids the size of marbles on my ass hole. Doubt anyone wants to see that.Ass eaters anonymous crew
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11-11-2014, 12:27 PM #265Latsbrah
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Repped you OP. Maeine das it!
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11-11-2014, 12:36 PM #266Why be a goofy tree?
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Lol das it maneOriginally Posted by Tweedurr
Buncha slack jawed *******s in here. They will have some presents in their CP tomorrow.Ass eaters anonymous crew
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11-11-2014, 12:39 PM #267Registered User
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It's gotta be clean and fresh nomsayin
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11-11-2014, 12:45 PM #268Banned
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Loved eating my ex's ass
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11-11-2014, 12:45 PM #269Banned
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I don't read ten page threads often, but when I do, it's about eating angus.
Second best thing is when your girl is not up for fooling around but she will let you rub on her ass and bust over and inside a bit. That's my go to move.Last edited by Negligence; 11-11-2014 at 12:53 PM.
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11-11-2014, 12:47 PM #270Why be a goofy tree?
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Originally Posted by Negligence
Wait wotAss eaters anonymous crew
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