I'm a janitor, ask me anything.

[ImDangerous]

I'm a retail janitor. Doing pretty well is a myth. Most of the time, the closest you get to a female is some fat bish complaining that she needs to use the restroom while it's closed for cleaning.

Yeah retail sucks. When I was a manager at a department store the sad fuks would come in from the hired company and just look miserable for their entire shift.

[BurroLoco]

I think I'm going to drop out of college for this.

DO NOT DO THIS. Stay in school. I wish I had better grades in high school after this experience. Scrubbing urinals and ****ters for a living is not worth video game time you get by not doing your homework/studying.

[Eshlad]

Are you the complete opposite of Good Will hunting? You fa loser neckbeard *******

[BurroLoco]

Ohhh, bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, and how 'bout 'dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.

Most janitors aren't MIT level, srs.

[Fourceps]

Otis is a typical janitor name, is that ur name sir?

[BurroLoco]

Are you the complete opposite of Good Will hunting? You fa loser neckbeard *******

Pretty much, at least Will was able to hook up with some chick.

[theanimal50]

Do u work the night shift?

[BurroLoco]

Do u work the night shift?

Yea, I work past closing, FML.

[BurroLoco]

Otis is a typical janitor name, is that ur name sir?

Name is Ivan, brah.

[YourIHero]

Do you plan on being a janitor for the rest of your life?

[Coolhwip]

do you ride to work on a crazy donkey?

[BurroLoco]

Do you plan on being a janitor for the rest of your life?

Not at all.

[caso81]

If you don't like what you are doing, change it. I'm serious brah.

It's never to late to change.

You say don't have any skills, develop some. Extend your circle of friends, meet people.

Don't turn around and be 30 doing the same thing.

What do you enjoy doing? How can you make money doing it?

You got this man, it just takes time. You have to start now though.

[BurroLoco]

do you ride to work on a crazy donkey?

They are called bicycles, brah. Sometimes I ride the bus.

[opfraudin12]

You ever disrespect the Misc again, I will end you. Got that chief?

have some respect he's dead

[BurroLoco]

If you don't like what you are doing, change it. I'm serious brah.

It's never to late to change.

You say don't have any skills, develop some. Extend your circle of friends, meet people.

Don't turn around and be 30 doing the same thing.

What do you enjoy doing? How can you make money doing it?

You got this man, it just takes time. You have to start now though.

I want to break into the banking industry. Start working in the bank as a teller, (I've seen some gigs being offered for 30 a week) while getting a second night time job, possibly in mcdonalds or some ****. Work 60 hours a week and save for a car and save for a year's worth of expenses. In the mean time, lose weight and become shredded, and find some social hobbies that I like. After than I want to go back to community college and retake all the classes that I failed, so that I could have a shot at getting into uni again. After that, grad school.

[MartialArtist06]

On occasion at my job as security I have gone into a residents unit and the toilet is clogged and unclogged it to prevent a flood/water damage the women residents are ALWAYS worse than the men. Ever unclogged any toilets in the women bathroom?

[awwchit]

I was a janitor for a year, just make sure you are actively pursuing better opportunities

Yep this is what I do. But I'm a "custodian" for a school district and make $11/hour with 8 hours a 40 hours a week. I'm a sub so i work when i want.

Honestly can't imagine doing this chit everyday for 15 years like some guys do. I would go insane and kill my phucking back.

There's a difference between custodian and janitors. Janitors mainly deal with cleaning chitters while custodians do a bit more. We're glorified security guards with a little bit more skill set such as shampooing carpets and waxing floors and chit and changing lights and chit and dealing with alarms and chit. yeah we still take trash out and clean bathrooms.

i like my job when i work at certain schools. some guys have it hard as phuck with cleaning up 20+ classrooms and like 12 bathrooms. Vacuuming 20 classrooms is killer.

still very much pursuing college degree. i just want some cash and work experience mane

[BurroLoco]

On occasion at my job as security I have gone into a residents unit and the toilet is clogged and unclogged it to prevent a flood/water damage the women residents are ALWAYS worse than the men. Ever unclogged any toilets in the women bathroom?

Yea, womens bathrooms are the worst. Take the longest to sweep, scrub, mop, etc. Oh, and women never flush for some reason, wtf is this? Women are truly disgusting creatures in public restrooms.



...That said, I'm still an FA dreaming of hugging a woman.

[gtg]

Is it true that female toilets are 2X dirtier than males?

[BurroLoco]

Yep this is what I do. But I'm a "custodian" for a school district and make $11/hour with 8 hours a 40 hours a week. I'm a sub so i work when i want.

Honestly can't imagine doing this chit everyday for 15 years like some guys do. I would go insane and kill my phucking back.

There's a difference between custodian and janitors. Janitors mainly deal with cleaning chitters while custodians do a bit more. We're glorified security guards with a little bit more skill set such as shampooing carpets and waxing floors and chit and changing lights and chit and dealing with alarms and chit. yeah we still take trash out and clean bathrooms.

i like my job when i work at certain schools. some guys have it hard as phuck with cleaning up 20+ classrooms and like 12 bathrooms. Vacuuming 20 classrooms is killer.

Yea, I wash the floors with a machine, along with doing basic maintenance for the machine such as set up, filling, and draining. No carpet so no vacuuming, but, still.

[mjayg]

not srs if fraudin. gonna need a spoon pic of your keys

[GodJJ]

Fake... all miscers are CEO10k/day

[BurroLoco]

Is it true that female toilets are 2X dirtier than males?

More like 5x dirtier. In the mens bathroom there is probably some piss I have to wash that's on the floor and maybe a few paper towels to sweep up.


In the female bathroom, there are entire wads of wet, dirty pieces of paper on the floor, sometimes tampons, scrubbing period blood is a daily occurrence, half of the women don't flush (women's bathroom smell like piss much more than men's bathroom), oh and they always manage to litter the paper towels everywhere.

[BurroLoco]

not srs if fraudin. gonna need a spoon pic of your keys

Well my building is unique in the sense that none of the janitor equipments needs a key, srs. Hell, even the keys to the cleaning machines are taped to the machines, srs.

[awwchit]

Yea, I wash the floors with a machine, along with doing basic maintenance for the machine such as set up, filling, and draining. No carpet so no vacuuming, but, still.

lol so basically you prep the floor machine for use? since i don't deal with the cafeteria i don't use it. ive used the floor scrubber in a classroom once. it's quite nice. would love a smaller one for my home srs

idk man i like the job and not many places in CA pay as much as i make with 8 hours a day guaranteed. I know in n out pays almost 11 but i doubt they're full time and groce fast food and groce dealing with the public. so i took what i could get and the paychecks are nice.

but sometimes i have it so easy. literally finish 2-4 hours early and herp derp around and take long lunches. on my phone. walk around. i have it good a lot of the times.

[koganstyle1]

admire your commitment to grinding and not giving up op

[Bigcarllittlewi]

What advice do u have for primary students?

[BurroLoco]

lol so basically you prep the floor machine for use? since i don't deal with the cafeteria i don't use it. ive used the floor scrubber in a classroom once. it's quite nice. would love a smaller one for my home srs

idk man i like the job and not many places in CA pay as much as i make with 8 hours a day guaranteed. I know in n out pays almost 11 but i doubt they're full time and groce fast food and groce dealing with the public. so i took what i could get and the paychecks are nice.

but sometimes i have it so easy. literally finish 2-4 hours early and herp derp around and take long lunches. on my phone. walk around. i have it good a lot of the times.

I also use the machine.

But living in cali must be nice, save for high rent/taxes/etc.

That said, I don't have the luxury of slacking around, I'm the last shift and people from the previous shifts don't do their jobs, so there is kind of no time to be easygoing for me, most of the time.

[BurroLoco]

What advice do u have for primary students?

Less video games, more homework.

Math:

Do practice problems

English:

Learn grammar and vocab and reading skills

Everything else:

Learn definition and read the damn passages and ****.