I'm a janitor, ask me anything.

[BurroLoco]

title.

[TelephoneLines]

Do you ever find yourself in classrooms with impossible mathematical equations on the chalkboard and solve those equations?

[BurroLoco]

Do you ever find yourself in classrooms with impossible mathematical equations on the chalkboard and solve those equations?

Good Will Hunting is one of my favorite movies, but it's nothing like that.



...At best, I know that our company loses a ton of revenue just turning down customers because we don't have x item in stock.

[JustMoved24]

How much do you make a year?

Any hot female janitors?

[Ayudha]

Where do you buy the sawdust for the vomit accidents ?

[v2sanchez]

Whats the dirtiest thing you cleaned?

[NonTrendy]

Every day I come by your threads and I have a look. And we get yucky. We have a few reps, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the Misc to when I hover over your thread, cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll enter the thread and you won't be there. No goodbye. No banned camp. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.

[Dpezy]

You treat life as a video game, so what are you leveling up when you work as a janitor?

[BurroLoco]

How much do you make a year?

Any hot female janitors?

I make poverty wages since I'm not a union worker. There are no female coworkers of any kind that I know of.

[ohsnaps88]

How can you like your job?

[BurroLoco]

Where do you buy the sawdust for the vomit accidents ?

I'm not the manager, so I dunno.

[BurroLoco]

Whats the dirtiest thing you cleaned?

I scrub **** off toilets. Often times, my coworkers from the previous shift don't do their jobs and that **** kind of sticks and needs a good scrubbing. Oh and period blood. I'm the guy that has to take care of "disposed feminine products" and ****.

[Dpezy]

I scrub **** off toilets. Often times, my coworkers from the previous shift don't do their jobs and that **** kind of sticks and needs a good scrubbing. Oh and period blood. I'm the guy that has to take care of "disposed feminine products" and ****.

Dude. you might think that you are a loser, you are right but on a certain level I admire you for pushing on through your mediocre existence.

[BurroLoco]

You treat life as a video game, so what are you leveling up when you work as a janitor?

My guess is patience. Doing this menial job just sort of numbs your life to the point where only a few things are worth being physically angry about.

[Mrlatking]

Do you fear death but also long for it ?

[Dpezy]

My guess is patience. Doing this menial job just sort of numbs your life to the point where only a few things are worth being physically angry about.

Just don't snap one day and start throwing turds at people.

[ManInTheMoon]

Nothing shameful with working as a janitor brah as long as you have other goals and are actively working to make them happen.

[BurroLoco]

How can you like your job?

I just tolerate it, because I need the money and I have no skills. It's a disgusting and tough job, but somebody has got to do it. Most people don't like it, to the point where I have to do their job for them since the store has to be clean for the next day (I work until closing)

[Shiden11]

You ever disrespect the Misc again, I will end you. Got that chief?

[7uck3r]

Where do you buy the sawdust for the vomit accidents ?

YEAH IT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES HAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA

[ImDangerous]

fuarkkkkk

wanted to be a college janitor for so long (srs)

applied to like 150 colleges and heard nothing back

they do pretty well and get dat dere education if they want it

plus u get to fuk freshmen pussies with the mop pole

[OniichanJoe]

wouldnt mind being a union janitor making 20 an hour

[BurroLoco]

Dude. you might think that you are a loser, you are right but on a certain level I admire you for pushing on through your mediocre existence.

I have realized that I ****ed my life up.

If you have ever read "Bartleby, The Scrivener" by Herman Neville or the story of Atlas and His Burden, you will know what I am talking about.

[BurroLoco]

Just don't snap one day and start throwing turds at people.

I think I have enough patience not to do that.

[m1n2v5]

I was a janitor for a year, just make sure you are actively pursuing better opportunities

[BurroLoco]

fuarkkkkk

wanted to be a college janitor for so long (srs)

applied to like 150 colleges and heard nothing back

they do pretty well and get dat dere education if they want it

plus u get to fuk freshmen pussies with the mop pole

I'm a retail janitor. Doing pretty well is a myth. Most of the time, the closest you get to a female is some fat bish complaining that she needs to use the restroom while it's closed for cleaning.

[BurroLoco]

wouldnt mind being a union janitor making 20 an hour

I'm not union, I make 7.50 after taxes, and hours are capped at 29. FML.

[Tune5k]

I make poverty wages since I'm not a union worker. There are no female coworkers of any kind that I know of.

are you full time? 40 hrs a week?

[SpankDaMonkey]

I think I'm going to drop out of college for this.

[BurroLoco]

I was a janitor for a year, just make sure you are actively pursuing better opportunities

Currently searching for a better day job.


EDIT: I also want to go back to school, after saving up for a car n ****.