Brahs...what have u done drunk that u regret the next day?

[j00cey]

drunk texts etc

[mrcarter1990]

A lot of things, was pissing off some girl at club because i was pissed at her, left rung a lift to come get me fell over face first and cut under my nose. Still got the scar.

Texted people I shouldn't have to wake up the next morning thinking fuuuaaark.

Done some cringeworthy chit with women, nothing to bad, but stuff I wouldn't normally do.

My worst times are when drunk and with charlie, charlie is a bad influence on me and makes me do very silly cringe worthy things.

Lucky that life is past me now though.

Age: 22.
Not that far our brah. Lol. Those times can come back.
Pls elaborate on the cringeworthy chit with gals. Lol.

G

Sheeeit son, Ive done far worse with fat gils when I was drunk.....faaaaaar worse.....

Sounds like u were on that ****gy time bruh....

[Immichaelski]

Lol pretty sure u had something mixed with alcohol...Nomsayin.
Thats pretty phucked

Nah. Drink a fifth of whiskey and an 18 pack of beer in one night and crazy **** happens. I did once overdose on a fifth of old charter, beers, and a ton of *****. Woke up in the er. A nurse told me I almost died. I asked her why they woke me up. They got pissed and made me take my ding dong out and piss in a cup in front of like ten nurses. I said this is no way to treat a guy who almost killed himself, again no one laughed. Weird day

[Leon09]

Too many to fuking name SRS. The shame, regret, and guilt is what made me stop drinking.

[metallicide]

Apparently last night I was an ass to my girl..... She either sleeping or goin NC lol

[ThatzItBoiiiIiZ]

negged a mod

[DanTD]

Worked along a frozen canal at 3 in the morning after a pub crawl. That doesn't often happen here in the UK so I can't imagine it was very thick, stupid idea.

[Hobiebrah]

Kissed my sister. Was a dare.

[Schmyzz]

gotten drunk

[jimaras222]

wow some brahs have done many good things ,,i am jelly ... i will do more as i age hehee

i regret all of the below because i could drink slower and avoid the puke and etc.
anyway : running while drunk and fell , puked many times in the bed and almost **** myself. Started drinking at home[1l of wine in 30-40 mins] and then my bros called and i went to a bar drunk af and did stupid things such as dancing ,saying **** , and almost fell again,and got embarrased in front of the sober friends and some other ppl in the bar hehehe. later that night i got home,started puking for 1 hour , got punched by dad and then i went to the hospital for 3 hours because of dehydr. still puking for 3-4 hours.

[OmniaVanitas]

Smoked ice with a tranny (srs). Probably one of the more weirder things I've done drunk.

I do a lot of stupid chit but never really regret it.

[Vikingmiscer]

Dared one of my friends to staple his foreskin to a tree for 20$

Was so funny, thankfully the staple was easy to get out of the tree again lol.

When i was 15 i got blackout drunk, wandered off from my friends and the cops drove me hom and carried me inside infront of my whole family.
Woke up when my dad came into my room the day after and the whole floor was puke.



I have not done alot of dumb things but i have seen a great deal.

[Athanasius90]

Anyone ever been arrested?

I have. Wasn't serious though. Just public disturbance. Worst thing was pinballing around in the paddy wagon. No seatbelts of peace.

[pollsmkr]

Smoking salvia. Fuark

[IonZephyr]

Smoked ice with a tranny (srs). Probably one of the more weirder things I've done drunk.

Came in here to post smoking ice as well. just decided to say f it one day lol

also smoking salvia is crazy as well (even though i was hardly drunk when i last tried it)... you will be tripped the f out regardless of drinking or not..


done some stupid **** while drunk, ALOT more than the following but these come to mind:

for the most part, getting in (verbal) fights with those closest to me (quite often as well), including brothers and friends and even my main bish. have been told off about it numerous times

mixing a huge amount of cerveza + a bottle of hennesey + a bleezy AND a WHOLE hubbie bar ALL before a recent SD vs Raiders game. Ended up getting sick from sitting at the top.... puked (tried to hide so no one would see it, but no avail) and got thrown up minutes later

stepping on a nail that ended up going through my foot. now that **** was painful the next day


was in vegas trolling around in a casino while my two homies (one of them is my childhood friend and the other is his cousin from mexico, whom hardly knew any english btw)(surprisingly wanted to crash out around midnight, which i thought was too early).... see two cute bishes nearby (one white and one really bomb black chick that i wanted to fuark) and look in their direction. they notice and call me over... i ended up bringing them up the room (thinking they were visitors like i was)... stupidly, i let them into the room and probably 3 minutes later notice we didn't have any beer left (i asked if they would be down to play kings cup with us LOL). Leave the room to go downstairs (and across the strip) to buy a block of beer. Had to come back up 5-10 minutes later because i left my wallet... came back to find one of the homies (the dude from mexico) getting jacked off by the black chick... while the other homie (the firsts guys cousin) is still passed the f out with the other chick just sitting on the bed. i just smiled and gave him a thumbs up lol. grabbed my wallet and went back downstairs.... i came back up 10-20 minutes later after buying a 30 block of beer to find BOTH of the homies are up now, and my main homie was upset as fukkk.... ends up that both him the cousin were jacked for cash and a phone. i guess the hoes took the $$$ and left before the cousin from mexico woke up the other guy. looks like they were prostitutes and were asking the homie from payment, but probably couldnt communicate with him (due to lack of english speaking) so just decided to take the payment. i dont quite remember what was said, but my homie (the one that apparently slept through all this shtt) was acting all foul and talking down (even though you can say it was my fault perhaps).. we ended up throwing some blows at each other, he eventually throws me to the ground and then punched a mean hole in the wall. that same minute we decided to get the fuk outta vegas (we were planning to wait til the following morning) and left right then and there...... thought we got away with the damage to the wall, but my homie ended up surprisingly recieving a bill almost 5+ months later. crazy experience we bring up every now and then. guess i was wayy too oblivious and thought these were some normal party sl00ts

getting in a fight with an old "friend" from HS and ended up holding a knife to him (never intended on using it, just flashed while i was making threats).
^ this last one barely happened 3 months ago.... quit the drinking bull**** the morning after that last one. i only blz now)

[fr8train]

I have nightmares when I fall asleep somewhat drunk. I often wake up grunting or making loud noises that I'm pretty sure others in my building can hear. Other than that nothing too extreme, I guess I never drink enough to do truly crazy things, and I'd like to keep it that way.

[tehgosu]

Lose phones, rawdog ratchet shanks, harass about every girl at the bar, stupid injuries from performing dangerous stunts, the usual

[xevolution]

List is wayyyy too long lol


I've done some hilarious chit and some extremely pathetic chit mane.


I'll type em out if anyone wants to hear them

[Larfleeze]

Arm wrestled my 6'2 rugby player friend, won but strained my bicep tendon, POS still gives me chit when training over a year later

[spicewood1990]

where to start...

well since its somewhat gym related ill just list some of the injuries i acquired whilst smashed

Broke metacarpal from punching a burning wardrobe with a garden fork;

started bonfire and chucked a full wardrobe on, realized flames were getting to high so started punching and kicking holes in it, friend chucks garden fork through it without me knowing, turn around give it my hardest punch and hit the metal of the fork, unstable spiral fracture going full length of metacarpal, couldnt use hand for 4 months

Broke toe by dropping giant rock on my foot;

out in a bar news years eve getting hammered, leave bar to see construction site on other side of road so me and friend who was with me thought be good idea to see who can lift biggest stone, i won and then i lost, picked up massive stone lost grip and landed directly on foot, shattered the tip and had a fracture near the base of the toe also, snapped a pic the morning after waking from night out when i realized it was time to visit the doctor



toe nail ended up coming off and toe swelled to twice the size, couldnt use foot for 3 months

other non injury related;

sleepin with whales or attempting to and getting rejected

pissing on a christmas tree in a bar on christmas eve



since been T total for past 2 years

[IonZephyr]

List is wayyyy too long lol


I've done some hilarious chit and some extremely pathetic chit mane.


I'll type em out if anyone wants to hear them

were you expecting people to beg? (srs) lol


might as well just post them, brah

[carbassboy]

i usually delete my drunk texts before i go to bed so i dont have to see what i said in the morning

[APOLL0]

Tried to tip a stripper with a midget/ubermanlet standing by the bar.





Yup.

[bemyguest]

- Was blackout drunk and asked another drunk friend to punch me. Next day I woke up with a broken nose.

- Got drunk so bad that some sloot had to help me get to my room and I was like what the phuck are ya doing, I WANT TO STAY AND DRINK. Then cried like a bitch and said I am sorry, I am sorry like 20 times when we got upstairs.

- Got blackout drunk and went to club with my friends. Made out with a fat chick that we all knew and after the night, friends were making fun of me for like two weeks and kept mentioning this to everyone...

[storchskr]

lol this thread, fuk

[auzprah]

Not sheriff srs.


Adding a couple.

Broke into a building site, drove a dumper about.

Knocked out one of my best/oldest friends for pouring ice water down my back.

And regularly getting bollock naked in bars.


Drug use


Unprotected anal sex with a 50 y/o

you are one rowdy mother****er

[FrazettaSilke]

Yes. It's nothing to be proud of.

If I can get on my laptop tonight after work will post a pic of me just jumped out of a moving car.

Lying in a pool of piss and puke, elbows and knees covered in blood.

That time I was at my nieces 18th birthday, and was supposed to be chaperone.

I'm a pathetic kunt srs.

Life's better without drinking heavily.

I agree 100%. Almost one year without drinking a sip, and I feel so much better than I did last year.

[prettyboyfloydd]

Eat poosy while on her period and didnt even notice till she told me next day. Srs. Was dark. Was drunk. Smashed raw too. Father forgive me for i have sinned.

[DREAMChayser]

Fuark can barely remember most

[PumkinPie]

raw dog a club skank