Brahs...what have u done drunk that u regret the next day?

[mrcarter1990]

Drunk as phuck now. Need some lols

[herblifts]

hugged a fat girl

[mrcarter1990]

hugged a fat girl

Dayum bro that blows

[Immichaelski]

Drove, kept on drinking, busted my head open 3 times, humped a nasty one, tore down a fence, got into a fight ( after I drank a whole party ball) danced and once I was so drunk I called work and apologized for being late as my clock read 730 and that I wasn't going to make it. He said its Sunday evening

[BootneckBrah]

Puked, pissed and chit my bed.

Chit in a cupboard in my sleep.

Pissed myself many many times.

Fallen asleep while fuking.

Fuking fatties.

Always regret fighting while drunk as its dumb as fuk.

Chit in a woman's handbag

Drank piss (mine/other people's)

Jumped off a cliff in Greece (belly flopped into ocean at night)

Driven

Shall I continue?

I don't drink much these days.

Edit: in fact neg me everyone. Phucking ashamed of myself reading what I post. More so because its all fact, and there's more. So much more.

[mrcarter1990]

Drove, kept on drinking, busted my head open 3 times, humped a nasty one, tore down a fence, got into a fight ( after I drank a whole party ball) danced and once I was so drunk I called work and apologized for being late as my clock read 730 and that I wasn't going to make it. He said its Sunday evening

Lol pretty sure u had something mixed with alcohol...Nomsayin.
Thats pretty phucked

[FistoTheSexbot]

[TheFuarkingBoss]

A lot of things, was pissing off some girl at club because i was pissed at her, left rung a lift to come get me fell over face first and cut under my nose. Still got the scar.

Texted people I shouldn't have to wake up the next morning thinking fuuuaaark.

Done some cringeworthy chit with women, nothing to bad, but stuff I wouldn't normally do.

My worst times are when drunk and with charlie, charlie is a bad influence on me and makes me do very silly cringe worthy things.

Lucky that life is past me now though.

[mrcarter1990]

Puked, pissed and chit my bed.

Chit in a cupboard in my sleep.

Pissed myself many many times.

Fallen asleep while fuking.

Fuking fatties.

Always regret fighting while drunk as its dumb as fuk.

Chit in a woman's handbag

Drank piss (mine/other people's)

Jumped off a cliff in Greece (belly flopped into ocean at night)

Driven

Shall I continue?

I don't drink much these days.

Dayum bro. Look at it this way. Atleast u have some awesome stories to tell to your kids.

[Pown]

Got so drunk at a canada day party, was thrown in the lake with everything on me becsuse i was beefing some guy that was sitting on my chair, but ended up not even being my chair.The guy had 100 pounds on me so thank god he didnt bash my head in, woke up the next day naked in a tent with half my ass sticking out, jack daniel or peace, no clue what happened for 3/4 of the night apparnetly i was making an ass out of myself, i was told to leave when i woke up lol

[OmzBrah]

Ate a prostitute out. Srs. Never felt so disgusted with myself.

[jackleballs]

I'd say 1989-2014.

[ee546636]

One time when I was renting an apartment in town cause I was working in town at the time, (now I live in country) I decided to get royally fuked up at the bar, and I didn't dissapoint, I blacked out but was told I decided to walk home and I did, I was so drunk I went into the wrong house and went to bed. That didn't go over well and resulted in a trip to jail. Zero recollection of anything from drinking in bar to waking up in jail.

[Loserbait]

Stuck my dink in a pedestal fan for $50.

Cliffs:

- Was not worth it.

[ausurfer]

nothing in particular.

usually when i feel regret it is when i black out and forget what happened.

i always stress that i said or did something wrong.

thus far i've been told i was just being a drunk funny kunt .. so i've been lucky lol

[BootneckBrah]

Dayum bro. Look at it this way. Atleast u have some awesome stories to tell to your kids.

Not sheriff srs.


Adding a couple.

Broke into a building site, drove a dumper about.

Knocked out one of my best/oldest friends for pouring ice water down my back.

And regularly getting bollock naked in bars.


Drug use


Unprotected anal sex with a 50 y/o

[mrcarter1990]

Ate a prostitute out. Srs. Never felt so disgusted with myself.

Lol everyone has done that brah once. Atleast u didnt end up getting them herpes. Nomsayin

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Got so drunk at a canada day party, was thrown in the lake with everything on me becsuse i was beefing some guy that was sitting on my chair, but ended up not even being my chair.The guy had 100 pounds on me so thank god he didnt bash my head in, woke up the next day naked in a tent with half my ass sticking out, jack daniel or peace, no clue what happened for 3/4 of the night apparnetly i was making an ass out of myself, i was told to leave when i woke up lol

and i thought canadians were the most friendly people in the world.
But yea sounds like u were acting like a dik. Soz bro. God memories though

I'd say 1989-2014.

Lolll

[Marly21]

Ate a prostitute out. Srs. Never felt so disgusted with myself.

Yep... feels

I done that because i'd already paid her and couldn't get it up i was that drunk

[Fang2]

Ate a jar of Peruvian rocoto. It's a pepper so hot I was sore the next day.

[mrcarter1990]

One time when I was renting an apartment in town cause I was working in town at the time, (now I live in country) I decided to get royally fuked up at the bar, and I didn't dissapoint, I blacked out but was told I decided to walk home and I did, I was so drunk I went into the wrong house and went to bed. That didn't go over well and resulted in a trip to jail. Zero recollection of anything from drinking in bar to waking up in jail.

Wtf that was pretty sick ass. Lol

Stuck my dink in a pedestal fan for $50.

Cliffs:

- Was not worth it.

No chit!!!

Not sheriff srs.


Adding a couple.

Broke into a building site, drove a dumper about.

Knocked out one of my best/oldest friends for pouring ice water down my back.

And regularly getting bollock naked in bars.


Drug use


Unprotected anal sex with a 50 y/o

Yea now i think u dun goofed up bad.

[PervedOut]

sexted 1/10s that I wouldnt even say "hi" to when sober

EDIT: need to add the more "hardcore" stuff as I have been one upped

-went to a commercial construction site and started all the heavy machinery, jakes on them when they came in monday morning and everything had a dead battery and was outta gas

-got piss drunk with a few bros and decided to flip a guys car in an apartment complex. some other random hoodlums walked by and saw us. we were laughing so hard we kept dropping it so they helped

-walked home from the club at 3am through a SHT neighborhood that i wouldnt dare going through when sober, even in daylight

-walking home from a bar saw a bunch of old furniture on the curb from someone that recently moved. me and the bros stragetically placed it on all 4 lanes of the road

[Todoslocos]

most things bootneckbrah did

plus facking a hooker without a rubber, was paranoid for weeks, fortunetly i was clean

[CLASSIK1]

Get into a fight

Cheat on a gf

Almost fought girls a few times (pushed then kinda hard)

Puke

Show my dick inside a bar, then a friends grab the hand of an unknown guy and put it on my dick. Guy laughed and complimented me on my dick, complimented him on his hand (no homo)

Had a tagteam in a pool with a bro and a sloot. Couldn't get it up and when i could, couldnt get in her as it was too tight/dry

Skipped legs day a few time

[Lombardment]

puked in my ex-gf's bed and blamed her the day after

[mattizhere]

bruh this happened last night,,,,,me and my friend took this sexy girls to a concert we got supppper smashed and some random girls jumped on us and started hooking up with us and lettuce say that the girls we took there were much better looking as well as we no longer have a chance with them smh

[Knucklesanguich]

hugged a fat girl

Sheeeit son, Ive done far worse with fat gils when I was drunk.....faaaaaar worse.....

[Wopsey]

I'm either

A) blackout drunk and remember very little

Or

B) so embarrassed by my actions I'll never actually own up to the fact it happened / pretend I blacked out.


Can also confirm if I'm striking out with the ladies after a few drinks I'll sext a 1-5/10 that I won't ever talk to sober, trying to stop that though..

[BootneckBrah]

Wtf that was pretty sick ass. Lol



No chit!!!



Yea now i think u dun goofed up bad.

Yes. It's nothing to be proud of.

If I can get on my laptop tonight after work will post a pic of me just jumped out of a moving car.

Lying in a pool of piss and puke, elbows and knees covered in blood.

That time I was at my nieces 18th birthday, and was supposed to be chaperone.

I'm a pathetic kunt srs.

Life's better without drinking heavily.

[Knucklesanguich]

All jokes aside, the stupidest **** I ever did while drinking was driving.

I could have hurt somebody or at a minimum ruined my whole life/future etc.

Never again.

[Pown]

Oh ya this one too,got blackout drunk at a party, woke up in the middle of the night in a random bed. felt a nice warm mouth on my cawk, im like wtf is this a dream?, reach down and grab the hair, realise it was a fukin guy. Pushed him off and told him to fuk off cause im not abou that life. Then went back to sleep after. Wow what a *******. Atleast i know im not gay now cause i was disgusted