Ok so I was at this networking event, met a girl from my class there (we are over 150 in the class, pretty big). Had a bit of a chat, discussion was flowing, made her laugh a few times, bumped into each other a few times during the rest of the evening, exchanged ******** details at the end.
Got home, checked my phone, got a text message from her "wanna grab a coffee some time" (there is a winky face, I think this is critical...)
Now, here's my question: does she want the penor?
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10-23-2014, 03:28 PM #1Registered User
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Text from girl "wanna grab a coffee sometime" - does she want the penor?
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10-23-2014, 03:28 PM #2👽👽👽👽👽👽
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Yeah
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10-23-2014, 03:28 PM #3
More than likely
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10-23-2014, 03:29 PM #4Duke Nukin Your Ass
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likely than more
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10-23-2014, 03:30 PM #5
kinda question is that? are you asking if she wants the penor NOW? like can you escalate it to that over text, cause im sure its pretty phucken clear otherwise
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10-23-2014, 03:30 PM #6Registered MXer
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10-23-2014, 03:31 PM #7Registered User
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Let me put it for you this way OP: if you're not balls deep in her within three days of "coffee", you're a potato.
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10-23-2014, 03:32 PM #8Registered User
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Grab the coffee, midway through whip out the engagement ring.
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10-23-2014, 03:32 PM #9Registered User
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ok great she want the sausage, what's a cool-kinky-witty response to give?
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10-23-2014, 03:33 PM #10Registered User
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Winky face= want d
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"Do you like daggers?"Originally Posted by koh19
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10-23-2014, 03:35 PM #12Registered User
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If you don't get your penor played with you're a ******* OP
This is a lay up
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10-23-2014, 03:35 PM #13Registered User
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Ask her if she takes extra cream.Originally Posted by koh19
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10-23-2014, 03:35 PM #14Banned
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Go no contact
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10-23-2014, 03:36 PM #15Registered User
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10-23-2014, 03:36 PM #16Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż
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easy first blood
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She didn't text you right? She ******** messaged you.
this is your response:
"Absolutely. Text me so I have your number. ###-###-###."
Then text her times/when are you free etc and be direct and to the point, don't talk a lot via text before you meet up.
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10-23-2014, 03:37 PM #18wutdafukdidujusaytomeulib
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my testes producce caffeine not sperm
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say this "No bitch fuk you and fuk your coffee"Originally Posted by koh19
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10-23-2014, 03:38 PM #21Trainers hate him
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Hopefully. But I have a feeling you'll screw it up somehow.
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10-23-2014, 03:38 PM #22Rep Power: 72089
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In and around her mouth
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10-23-2014, 03:40 PM #23Aim: 100kg squats x 8
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go no contact
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10-23-2014, 03:41 PM #24Glow Connoisseur
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Yes M'lady *tips fedora*Originally Posted by koh19
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10-23-2014, 03:43 PM #26Banned
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Sounds like she wants to grab coffee. Im terrible at this stuff though.
Also post pics since you have her ********
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10-23-2014, 03:43 PM #27but please, call me chr-
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this srs. coffee? sounds like a stage 5 clingerOriginally Posted by SurfBrah69
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10-23-2014, 03:43 PM #28Registered User
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Does the tin man have a sheet metal cawk? Of course she wants the d brah.
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10-23-2014, 03:44 PM #29
Yes
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10-23-2014, 03:45 PM #30Registered User
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Pics of said woman!
Also why not text alot before u meet up? I think its a great way to find out what u can talk about etc
" (there is a winky face, I think this is critical...)
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