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10-24-2014, 09:36 PM #121Registered User
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10-24-2014, 09:36 PM #122"Strong AVI"
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"You're on birth control right?"
Anal brah
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10-24-2014, 09:37 PM #123Registered User
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I love you.
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10-24-2014, 09:44 PM #124Registered User
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I don't know why but my gf started 'pounding' our fists together after a few months of sex after we finish.
Now I always say, "a pound for a pound" with a cheeky smirk."I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong." -Bertrand Russell
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10-24-2014, 09:47 PM #125Registered User
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Finish in her pussy and when she freaks out because I promised I said Id pull out I just say sorry I have a creampie fetish
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10-24-2014, 09:52 PM #126Going Home
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Tell her how this night filled the void in my soul while a single tear rolls down my cheek. Then turn on some Drake and braid her hair.
On dat 5x5 grind
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10-24-2014, 10:33 PM #127Registered User
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"Ready for round 2?"
jk if we're at his house it's typically something like "put your pants back on" lol
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10-24-2014, 10:33 PM #128Registered User
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Originally Posted by thatguy219
sorry
inb4 "age: 14""He who says he can, and he who says he can't, are both usually right."
-Confucius
Early 2013 - 170lbs (Obese/binge eater)
Early 2014 - 92lbs (Anorexic/depression)
Current - 200lbs (Powerlifter/Bodybuilder)
DL - 500lbs
SQ - 405lbs
BE - 300lbs
**********\\\POSITIVE CREW///***********
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10-24-2014, 10:42 PM #129in4 lulz
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shhh no more tears
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10-24-2014, 11:08 PM #130Registered User
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Where's the tissue?
"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." - Cecil Rhodes
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10-24-2014, 11:09 PM #131Aw fuk hi
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Better out than in
Adrenaline levels through the roof getting a haircut crew
Girl says hi, imagines life together crew
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10-24-2014, 11:10 PM #132Bastet's Dream
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"I win...I always do"
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10-24-2014, 11:15 PM #133Works fine though
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"You're clean,right?"
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10-24-2014, 11:15 PM #134Registered Bum Rustler
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"Hold on and let me drop a deuce real quick before we go again."
*Offer to give homeless people rides to the shelter but just drive them way out into the desert crew*
*Watch the news and lol when park rangers keep finding dead homeless people in the desert crew*
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10-24-2014, 11:16 PM #135Registered User
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I have a few repeat offenders:
Get off
That was a 2/10 at best
urgh did I really do that?
my favorite: Lord forgive me for what I have just done (with hands together looking up)
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10-24-2014, 11:17 PM #136Registered User
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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
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10-24-2014, 11:19 PM #137Registered User
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10-24-2014, 11:38 PM #138Gloots for Sloots
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Time to Misc
Just live your life.
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10-24-2014, 11:40 PM #139(づ￣ ³￣)づ
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I want this feelOriginally Posted by skinnyfat1985
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10-24-2014, 11:47 PM #140O'YEAH
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when i lost my virginity i asked the girl after "did u cum? and when she didn't say anything i said sorry for not making u cum
I cringe so hard now when i think about it now....''The fight is won or lost far away from the witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road; long before I dance under those lights.'' - Muhammad Ali
“Cus was a strong believer that in your mind you had to be the entity you wanted to be. If you wanted to be heavyweight champion of the world, you had to start living the life of a heavyweight champion…- iron mike
"'No' doesn't mean no, 'no' means work on the neck, the nipples, try back in five minutes" - a wise man
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10-24-2014, 11:51 PM #141Registered Slayr
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laters sloot srs
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10-24-2014, 11:55 PM #142Here's beer
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"So anyway, I've been wondering...why are you still here?"
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
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10-24-2014, 11:55 PM #143Registered User
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10-25-2014, 01:52 AM #144Judo/BJJ
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ayy lmao
Why lift when it's all about the calves?
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10-25-2014, 01:56 AM #145Registered User
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Tank youu, cam again
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10-25-2014, 01:57 AM #146Troll Patrol
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One of my exes every time he'd finish would say " that's all she wrote" every time lol for 2 yeArs
I do not respond to negative off topic comments posted in my direction.
DoesNotDerailThreadsCrew
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10-25-2014, 02:00 AM #147Registered User
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smile and say u got da aids now bish
[QUOTE=AliensAreHere;511479063]THIS!!!
fuk yeah worship them toes, lick between shoes and soles, take shoe off worship the fuk out of it, suck on toes, foot in mouth, lick and suck on arch, nibble/bite/suck on heels, foot job with toes pointed and sh.it, turn around she sits on the edge of the bed, with her toes pointed out the edge, you put ur dick on there and cum all over her pointed soles, wrinkled soles. fuK YEAH[/QUOTE]
R.I.P. ssj4veggeto1008
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10-25-2014, 02:05 AM #148Registered User
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Dafuq does that even meanOriginally Posted by MichelleLnne
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10-25-2014, 02:09 AM #149Never as big as my pump.
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Apologise profusely, cry a little bit and cuddle her as long as I can before she threatens to call the cops.
Guitar Crew
Rugby Crew
UK Crew
London Misc Originals
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10-25-2014, 02:10 AM #150Banned
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"There's towels in the cabinet under the sink."
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