Whats the most HNNNNNNNGGGGG thing a girl has done for you sexually?

[Rothschilds]

Who wants to bet female miscers are lurking ITT and taking notes?

Thread needs more female miscer stories tbh. In.

[kawan333]

tfw no gf... man i miss having a gf srs...

[wenen]

One of my exs was a total freak and I could do virtually whatever I wanted to her.
-fuk her ass and she'd suck it after I busted
-smack her around during sex (accidentally dislocated her jaw... twice... felt really bad about that but she was cool with it)
-would put nipple clamps on her enormous titties and fuk her while holding the chain and watch them bounce up and down
-3 ways with her best friend
-would choke her until she passed out then fuk her in the as(s)
-she had a 102 degree fever and wanted the D. So I fuked her... was so warm and wet... seriously some of the best sex of my life.. smashed like 5 times while she was sick. Lol


And tons more chit

fuuuuuuuuuk jelly

[MasterYomega]

accidentally dislocated her jaw... twice...[/b] felt really bad about that but she was cool with it)

-would choke her until she passed out then fuk her in the as(s)

-she had a 102 degree fever and wanted the D. So I fuked her... was so warm and wet... seriously some of the best sex of my life.. smashed like 5 times while she was sick. Lol


And tons more chit

wtf?

[betterthangoode]

ex asian girl. snuck into my house while i was sleeping one day in the summer back in high school. dressed as a school girl little short skirt, pigtails, tied up button down and glasses. woke me up giving me head and rode me told me to nut in her face.

those were the days she was such a freak.

^^ accidentally dislocated her shoulder once. it had been dislocated before so i didnt feel as bad still sucked though. she even let me finish what a gal

[Chakadap]

girl I 'dated' for a month in highschool

fukked her 5 times total before her parents found out and threatened to call the police on me lol

would pick her up at her gym when she was "working out" and we'd sneak off into a spot in the nearby town and **** hardcore in the back of my car




every time I'd get home and look in the mirror and see claw marks all over my back HNNNNNNNNNNNGH miss that haven't had a girl do that since. she was a total freak-- screamed loud as hell, loved me to spank her really hard, fuk she was everything a teenage guy could've wanted in bed

[Mcfreako]

I was fukking her in the ass, after a while I started to smell something gross, I looked down and my dink was literally covered in peanut butter-like consistency poop....

I didn't think she noticed so I took my dink out of her butt and shoved it in her vachinea, then bust inside her

Then after we finished I acted like I didn't know she had pooped all over me, I acted grossed out and made her wash me off in the shower

It was so hnng watching her washing her own doodoo off my wiener while a mixture of poop and cum dropped down her leg out of her vachinea

Were all gonna make it brahs

[daisbest]

had sex with our clothes on, on the swing at the park and took a pic and sent the photo to all our family members, looked like a regular "cute" photo of me and her but my D was in her V lol

[Come at me bro]

One this girl stuck a cucumber up my ass

[futureMOUNTIE]

Met a 45 y/o MILF off Tinder. Went to her house and she was all dressed up and smelling great.

She loved my ass and knowing I liked being rimmed she complied and did it with some tingle lube. Massaged my cock and balls as she did it.

I liked the look of her arse and as a fan of rimming I got her by the edge of the bed, had her bend over and went to work. Lovely little hole which I spread with my tongue. My tongue is only 2-3" stretched so couldn't get that deep.

Was a different story with my cock. I fingered her ass to prep it for a good session and it felt smooth as silk.

Made her squirt from anal for the first time ever (she says) and came inside her ass twice. She had one of those big MILF-like bubble butts you see in porn.



As I was leaving I walked past one of her daughters coming back from work. Made sure she knew I was looking her up and walked to my car smiling.

This post is a lot better if you read it in an exaggerated English accent.


Lol'd hard @ "arse"

[MasterYomega]

had sex with our clothes on, on the swing at the park and took a pic and sent the photo to all our family members, looked like a regular "cute" photo of me and her but my D was in her V lol

lmao

[Finch000]

Ok... well... I went with this girl, she loved having sex. She was so into it. We would have sex and she'd be screaming, "I love it." It was so dirty. We had sex in every room in the house. The bathroom. It was like you guys were saying. She wanted to do it on the kitchen table. I came home and she was on the kitchen table naked 'cause she just wanted me to nail her...I nailed her so bad. We were swinging from the chandelier. She was crazy. It was never enough with her. Never enough. I am embarrassed to even talk about it. God, I was really into it, too.It was so much fun. She was talking the whole time. I was hitting it big time. Just hitting it. She could barely walk the next day. Me so horny. Oh, I did her so bad.

[YungSiddhartha]

First time I got my exgf to give me head. We were both 16. Giving me a handy in the car, starts kissing and licking my stomach. I grab my dick and rub it against her lips and cheek. Then I feel a tongue slip out and was like WAITWAITWHAT WAS THAT YOUR TONGUE. She giggled and was like I can't believe I did that. We're driving home, dick still out, I grab her head and pull it down to my waste. She opens her mouth and takes it in her mouth one time.


-for the next Month she would slowly and playfully suck my dink while watching tv everynight. She was trying to figure out what I like and how to do it properly. Most hnnnngggg month of my life.

[Jessome]

had sex with our clothes on, on the swing at the park and took a pic and sent the photo to all our family members, looked like a regular "cute" photo of me and her but my D was in her V lol

lol'd have these poverty reps

[sgttom]

a lot of wtf moments in here

[YMCAYYLMAO]

-hang out with girl for first time at her apt.
-decent looking brunette, super skinny but bubbly butt
-the kind of girl that gives sloot vibes right off the bat
-chilling smoking hookah, breaking the ice
-says she wants to try a smoking trick, so I say go for it
-she says I need to get hard first but she'll help
-starts rubbing my penor through my bball shorts.
-we are in high school, so sex is easy but this girl was major sloot
-after im hard she pulls penor out and backs away a couple feet
-starts trying to blow o's around my dick and everytime she landed one she would suck it
-after awhile she would just take huge pulls of the hookah, hold in in then start sucking the d.
-shiit was cash.

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[MrAWatts]

LOL if only you knew of the things I have participated in..


A pretty mild and enjoyable one was getting the D sucked all the way down i35 from Dallas to OKC, complete with intermittent teasing show and toy usage for viewing pleasure.

[Shortstop36]

"**** my face"

some girl also showed me my cum, and blew bubbles with it before swallowing after a BJ. was crazy

[richie305]

My girlfriend dressed up in sexy lingerie, no panties with high heels on while she was at my place, laid out rose petals that trailed from the hallway into my room and onto the bed, turned the lights out and lit some candles and put on some slow jams. Meanwhile, I was upstairs melting chocolate and cream together, with some red grapes to use for dipping to feed each other (and heart shaped chocolates). I was shirtless, but wearing trousers, bracers and a bow tie. I took the bowl full of grapes and chocolate and cream mousse downstairs, to open my door and find my girlfriend standing with her hands on her hips, high heels on and looking at me with such desire.

The whole night was her idea for valentines, since she wanted a romantic night in. I loved every second of it - especially feeding each other the grapes, wiping chocolate cream on each other and licking it off, tearing the clothes off and having great sex. The only thing that sucked was that she was on her period! lol

The only thing that sucked was that she was on her period! lol??????????????? THE FUARK ... Killed the story bruh

[MNAlphaBrah]

It was last Thanksgiving. I was at her parents place as we were all helping prepare for the big family meal. Her dad asked her and I to help out with the turkey and the stuffing. I thought nothing of it, but after we were done she then went up stairs, keep in mind her whole family is in the living room(holidays are all day events) and about 10 mins later she calls me up to her old room. Nobody thinks anything of it. She's standing naked in her room and whispers to me, "It's time for you to stuff me now." Proceded to smash and stuff and bust all in/on her mouth. I walked down stairs and was asked, "where is (name)??" I replied, "She said she was changing and needed to brush her teeth." Just the way everything occurred and with so much family a few rooms over was fukkin HNNNNNNNNNNGGG

[wenen]

ex asian girl. snuck into my house while i was sleeping one day in the summer back in high school. dressed as a school girl little short skirt, pigtails, tied up button down and glasses. woke me up giving me head and rode me told me to nut in her face.

those were the days she was such a freak.

^^ accidentally dislocated her shoulder once. it had been dislocated before so i didnt feel as bad still sucked though. she even let me finish what a gal

wtf you sucked her dad off?

[dick1010]

When she sucks swallows, then slowly licks and runs her hand softly up it to get every drop while staring at you

[Sublimeraggamuf]

My ex sucking me off while I was ordering Chinese over the phone.

[DaveSlays]

I got dome on a sea doo.

[JKLOL]

I got out of the friend zone once.















Almost.

[strengthgained]

Got road dome.



















In a manual.

[GnarlySheen]

Ahh... wow. So many stories are running through my head right now. I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

[Come at me bro]

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

[jz416]

Tinder slut blew me like a pornstar - fast deepthroat from the second her lips touched my penor till i came in her throat.

Subsequently, I failed to **** her because I have a serious problem with condoms. She then tried to rip a condom off my dick and it snapped back and it was probably the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life. The next morning she sent me a text "I'm calling the police and saying you raped me." It turned out she was pissed because she forget her empty purse in my car.

That was a really interesting 24 hours of my life. For about a month I was scared ****less that cops were gonna knock on my front door. It was almost worth it for the blowjob though - That feeling when a girl deepthroats you and a tiny bit of your ballsack folds into her lips and then she goes up and the sensation is just godly.

[datdudeaf]

Buttphucked my frat brutha