I'm so fuked for my new job, what to do? (rent a gf)(semi srs)

[P51]

- Just accepted offer from huge company
- Went signed papers and they gave me 2 tickets for a company dinner in the next month
- Says "everyone brings their SO, it's a good time"
- This place is like $200 a plate with open bar (company footing the bill)
- I know only the 3 people who interviewed me
- I have no gf/prospects


WTF do I do? I don't want to go and feel awkward as fuk if everyone has gfs/bfs/wives/husbands and I sit there and play with my thumbs.


Already asked my close female friends/exes but they all have bfs who shot it down. One did say yes, but she has half sleeve tattoos and gauges, dunno about that first impression for a 1b+ in rev company.

I'm tempted to ask my female friends to ask their friends and take a stranger. Anything else I should try?

[rickjamesbeech]

I was phucking this girl, and we haven't phucked in over 2 weeks.. I grabed her legs and threw them over my shoulder and told her, you sure you can handle this position? she sighed and said, don't act like you're such a badass, I'm sure I can handle it.. I started rubbing her puss with my d!ck, and I felt her slowly get wet.. spat on my dick, rubbed the saliva in and started to press my dick in her.. tightest she has ever been.. ever. As I pulled her closer to my thighs she tried her hardest not to moan.. and softly starts to mock me.. is that the best you got?.. her voice cracks as she says it and I can see in her eyes... she's about to break. I press my chest to her legs and thrust my cawk as hard as possible and shred her puss apart.. she gives in and squeals loudly to the pressure... immediately cumms.. and loses her cool..

[JuiceBoxBrah]

Post ad on craigslist.

[rjw99]

You need to change your thinking around brah I personally would say I feel good about going on my own it shows I am strong enough not to give a fukkk what people think and I dont have the need for someone to hold my hand. Go by yourself brah its shows strength imo srs

[Masterbetaa]

streetwalker, do it

[PickItUp]

This is the original intention of a legitimate escort service. Give them a call

[infinityplus1]

Open bar? Will go with you as your bf OP

[7rmr]

- Just accepted offer from huge company
- Went signed papers and they gave me 2 tickets for a company dinner in the next month
- Says "everyone brings their SO, it's a good time"
- This place is like $200 a plate with open bar (company footing the bill)
- I know only the 3 people who interviewed me
- I have no gf/prospects


WTF do I do? I don't want to go and feel awkward as fuk if everyone has gfs/bfs/wives/husbands and I sit there and play with my thumbs.


Already asked my close female friends/exes but they all have bfs who shot it down. One did say yes, but she has half sleeve tattoos and gauges, dunno about that first impression for a 1b+ in rev company.

I'm tempted to ask my female friends to ask their friends and take a stranger. Anything else I should try?

Showing up alone would suck, but so would showing up with someone who makes a scene/says something offensive to a new co-worker. It's still a month away. Ask around at work and see if anyone else is going by themselves, if a few other people are going alone as well then who cares.

If everyone is bringing a date then yeah ask your female friends to ask some of their friends. Tell them they get a good night out of it and just need to act classy.

[ocieiam]

Bring your mom opie. She birthed you and deserves a nice meal.

[DieVerwandlung]

I would take the tat and gauges girl. You are hired. They cannot fire you for bringing her as a date.

[k1ckstand]

You have a month. Go on tinder or ******** or something. It can't be that hard to get a girl to go with you to a free company dinner w/ open bar.

[Achieve2Lead]

best excuse to cold approach or hit up every dating app/site you can

[PowerOfTruth]

You absolutely need to bring a date/woman. It doesn't have to be a wife, but do not show up alone. If it's the one with full sleeves, tell her to cover up.

[jtaylor2010]

You need to change your thinking around brah I personally would say I feel good about going on my own it shows I am strong enough not to give a fukkk what people think and I dont have the need for someone to hold my hand. Go by yourself brah its shows strength imo srs

This..Otherwise you're going around meeting people, and as you introduce yourself you'll say "I'm p51, nice to meet you. And this is.....'what's your name again'?"

[lightsarefallin]

There's no shame in going alone. Maybe they'll equate that to you being incredibly serious about your career, a type of 'acquire currency/disregard sloots' type. Too busy to have a girlfriend at the moment. Your real focus is your work.

Tell them how many reps you have on bodybuilding.com. They'll look the other way in fear of being negged into oblivion.

[powersupplyfan]

I was phucking this one young girl, and we haven't phucked in over 2 weeks.. I grabed her legs and threw them over my shoulder and told her, you sure you can handle this position? she sighed and said, don't act like you're such a badass, I'm sure I can handle it.. I started rubbing her puss with my d!ck, and I felt her slowly get wet.. spat on my dick, rubbed the saliva in and started to press my dick in her.. tightest she has ever been.. ever. As I pulled her closer to my thighs she tried her hardest not to moan.. and softly starts to mock me.. is that the best you got?.. her voice cracks as she says it and I can see in her eyes... she's about to break. I press my chest to her legs and thrust my cawk as hard as possible and shred her puss apart.. she gives in and squeals loudly to the pressure... immediately cumms.. and loses her cool..

[pojo18]

hold on i"ll ask your sister...




she said no brah

[P51]

You have a month. Go on tinder or ******** or something. It can't be that hard to get a girl to go with you to a free company dinner w/ open bar.

I also don't want someone who takes open bar to an extreme and starts a scene lol.

[SnortCreatine]

best excuse to cold approach or hit up every dating app/site you can

this, but find a girl in person, not online..

if all fails, just go by yourself.. prbly could find some girl coworkers that went by themselves and hook up in the bathroom, nahmean

[mdrive22]

^what duke nukem said

[epicbruh]

- Just accepted offer from huge company
- Went signed papers and they gave me 2 tickets for a company dinner in the next month
- Says "everyone brings their SO, it's a good time"
- This place is like $200 a plate with open bar (company footing the bill)
- I know only the 3 people who interviewed me
- I have no gf/prospects


WTF do I do? I don't want to go and feel awkward as fuk if everyone has gfs/bfs/wives/husbands and I sit there and play with my thumbs.


Already asked my close female friends/exes but they all have bfs who shot it down. One did say yes, but she has half sleeve tattoos and gauges, dunno about that first impression for a 1b+ in rev company.

I'm tempted to ask my female friends to ask their friends and take a stranger. Anything else I should try?

Ask family (cousin) and make up some story of how you met.

Edit: 2000th post.

OP you can also rent an escort. Brb every one thinking you boning a hottie.

[norecha]

are you fukin stupid? i hate weak minded people. forget about alpha beta bs, this is just you being a fukin pussy. do you have to have a gf at any time in your life? are you this desperate?

our company has a dinner too soon and im not even gonna take the girl im dating for 4 months with me. i enjoy it more that way. dont fukin care what ppl think, everyone will be drunk anyway.

if you are working with ppl that will look down upon you for coming solo, you already dun goofed by choosing them. we go drinking beers with our ceo in my company and no one brings their bitches

[LiftPlease]

Bring your mom opie. She birthed you and deserves a nice meal.

Is your bench legit 180lbs?
Just wonderin brah

[JDizleSwoleizle]

Go alone, tell them your girl friend is sick, ask for a to go box for the extra meal to take home to her, eat two dinners, get gains, profit

[jetsetterbrah]

Brah, no need to worry about it man. Congrats btw on the new job! Pretty sure there will be other singles from your job going alone or with a friend.

[Dmonastra]

hold on i"ll ask your sister...




she said no brah

[Gemeaux]

- Just accepted offer from huge company
- Went signed papers and they gave me 2 tickets for a company dinner in the next month
- Says "everyone brings their SO, it's a good time"
- This place is like $200 a plate with open bar (company footing the bill)
- I know only the 3 people who interviewed me
- I have no gf/prospects


WTF do I do? I don't want to go and feel awkward as fuk if everyone has gfs/bfs/wives/husbands and I sit there and play with my thumbs.


Already asked my close female friends/exes but they all have bfs who shot it down. One did say yes, but she has half sleeve tattoos and gauges, dunno about that first impression for a 1b+ in rev company.

I'm tempted to ask my female friends to ask their friends and take a stranger. Anything else I should try?

get an "escort" to "escort" you through the dinner process.(srs) id do it. then phuk after

[Ratfish]

just show up crying and say your GF died on the way over but you're so committed to the company, that you came anyway

you'll get promoted within weeks srs

[vash1789]

just draw a face on your penor and pretend that your penor is your +1

[BrandG]

Just take the girl that said yes and politely ask her to wear sleeves. It's not rocket science, dude.

Or you could even bring a sister or cousin