Misc im going to summon a demon. (Gtfih)

[NVious]

Worth a try bro i really feel as if this can work if done right, but i feel as if it could be a gamble.
But im prepared to play roulette with a demon (srs)

You CANNOT summon a demon with a Ouija board.

The equivalent of what you're saying is "I'm going to take Muscletech products and I"ll look like Ronnie Coleman"

Hopefully for your sake, nothing happens because you clearly don't know what you're doing.

[socrates07]

some of you miscr's are such fuking idiots

from the idiots that claim none of this stuff is real

to the idiots like OP that dont know what they're getting themselves into

OP, have fun dreaming at night once you go through with this. You deserve every fuking bit of what you're gonna get.

[scumbagbrah]

ho lee in

[chalup]

some of you miscr's are such fuking idiots

from the idiots that claim none of this stuff is real

to the idiots like OP that dont know what they're getting themselves into

OP, have fun dreaming at night once you go through with this. You deserve every fuking bit of what you're gonna get.

[bemyguest]

inb4 OP at night:

[YourGunShowTix]

goodnight sweet op....inb4 you realise this is really a bad idea

Don't phuk around with demons, op, srs.
Just don't do it.

[happydrood]

22 year old miscer wants to summon a demon using ouija board,product targeted for kids. Ok.

[IH8RICE]

Inb4

[Bruvs]

Good luck with your getting anal raped by a demon goals of 2014 op

[SouthernProper]

Good luck. If you try hard enough you can probably summon something bad, but that has nothing to do with the board game - just you trying to access a dark place.

I'm not very religious so I'm just assuming.

[Iakabos]

Also, consider that the demon is probably thousands of years old and has plenty of experience ruining lives. If it's true can you really imagine a scenario where you come out on top? Think you can outsmart it? Think you can overpower it? Imo without God you don't have the ability to leave without getting hurt in some form.

Btw for those who Will believe me. I remember as a young boy I woke up to a white cloaked angel at the end of my bed. Took me 10 minutes to even move closer to it because I was terrified. Its head was through my roof, standing literally 10 or 12 feet high, wide and strong. His body was see through, like a thick mist. To my shock he had black marks along his body. It took me many years to come to a conclusion on what they were, scars. I believe these angels do fight and can suffer some form of injury.

Given all this I find threads like this insulting. If someone makes a mess by doing satanic crap, who do you think gets called in to clean it up? Angels do and they'll gladly do the Lord's work but I'd never want to create such a problem through my own selfishness. Have some respect for those who protect you, human or otherwise.

[StrongRightArm]

Teach me OP..i want to summon a succubus

[mr_ben]

in before nothing happen.

[T150]

lol people actually getting scared for OP.

[yabrahbob]

in before nothing happen.

this

[NoNewGains]

Remember to stare the demon down to assert yourself as the alpha male op.

[vash1789]

OP, rub your anugs with your finger then smell it.

[KRB22]

Another one of these threads. Lol. I love these threads.

Stay safe op.

[Procta]

no such thing SRS

[RageOfAres]

record it
inb4 opie killd on cam

[HolyCowBatman]

inb4 op's mom appears

[storchskr]

inb4 OP summons a demon thats on that G4P time....plz stay safe

[Vardoger]

May not happen on first go but will keep trying.

I wonder if it's like knowing you are dreaming while you are dreaming? Where the more you practice it, even more so if you catalogue your dreams in a journal, the more skilled you become at controlling your dreams. And yet you are still dreaming the projections of your own mind, that infinitely inaccessible other self.

OK wait, it's actually quite an eccentricity.

[megakawk]

I am curious to hear what happens, since I have had supernatural chit happen, but I think this could end super bad....










Like OP having mental problems and terrible luck in the future...bad.

[CalmWind]

(Srs)
^ respect the tag.

I'm going to use my oujia board to hopefully summon a demon, i will then ask the demon if he can make me rich/try and talk to him. May not happen on first go but will keep trying.

I actually strongly believe this is how famous people become famous, they use ouija boards to tap into other realms.

I may aswell i have nothing to lose will report back to misc in several days. I hope all goes well, im going to keep bumping this every night that i attempt to summon a demon. And tell you what happens.

1) ouija boards are not how you summon demons. you would have to do full blown occult rituals with blood sacrifices. ouija boards are just for communicating.


2) don't ****ing do it OP

you will NOT win. those supernatural entities are evil and they are much smarter than any human. they will trick you.

[Iamamanbrah]

Link to massive demon thread please

[bgtre5o]

Prepare yourself for what may take place OP SRS...

[RihanM]

Remember to fuk it in the ass to assert your dominance

[JonJonSC]

(Srs)
^ respect the tag.

I'm going to use my oujia board to hopefully summon a demon, i will then ask the demon if he can make me rich/try and talk to him. May not happen on first go but will keep trying.

I actually strongly believe this is how famous people become famous, they use ouija boards to tap into other realms.

I may aswell i have nothing to lose will report back to misc in several days. I hope all goes well, im going to keep bumping this every night that i attempt to summon a demon. And tell you what happens.

Put a Joker playing card upside down in the bottom right hand corner of a window facing east in your home whilst you are summoning...

[vulgarin]

A deal with a demon never ends well OP.