RANT: Deadlifts & pizza help to prevent ebola. YA RLY!

[kvk1]

If in doubt, flat out.

[Final_Rep]

lol.

[GREENFEATHER]

I don't carry a wallet because I have a wife.

I have a wife and a money clip with about $300 in it right now.

I guess you prefer cars that only go fast in a straight line.

Stupid Yanks!

[therorschach]

[Lencho]

Me, I'm shopping at the Emporium.

[therorschach]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/201...islabeled.html

Could be the reason for those watered down Manhattans.

[im2manly]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/201...islabeled.html

Could be the reason for those watered down Manhattans.

Yea, saw that a while ago. Another reason not to frequent chain restaurants.

[Dominik]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/201...islabeled.html

Could be the reason for those watered down Manhattans.

Customer: "Excuse me, this drink smells like urine."

Chazzy the bartender: "Sorry bro, that bottle of Chartreuse was getting a little low so when no one was looking I topped it up."

[Dominik]

Shoup:



I'm not a heavy phone user, I mainly use text, email and do some web browsing, but I'm impressed. I was lucky to get a full day out of the Samsung S2 and that was with one of those battery saver apps.

[Ctrainer]

I have a wife and a money clip with about $300 in it right now!

You won the lottery in the wife department so your argument is invalid.


I am gonna put this here, you guys probably don't watch the show but...


http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/if-...508974_4234057

[ThickAsABrick]

Yea, saw that a while ago. Another reason not to frequent chain restaurants.

Or new jersey.

Rubbing alcohol and caramel coloring. Neat.

[medjen]

Hold on, let me throw out my Jen signal into the sky.

SMH.

[chazzy1864]

You won the lottery in the wife department so your argument is invalid.


I am gonna put this here, you guys probably don't watch the show but...


http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/if-...508974_4234057

I've seen a few episodes. I know I came across another set of photos like this, I think it was for Nick's character, but it could have been Schmidt (I dunno). I posted one to fbook ("I'm going to poop weird tonight"). I had another I meant to upload, forgot, it is somewhere on my computer.

[Ctrainer]

I've seen a few episodes. I know I came across another set of photos like this, I think it was for Nick's character, but it could have been Schmidt (I dunno). I posted one to fbook ("I'm going to poop weird tonight"). I had another I meant to upload, forgot, it is somewhere on my computer.

We think alike. This should scare me but, oddly, it does not.

Medjen - I can't stop watching that GIF.

[VoxExMachina]

You won the lottery in the wife department so your argument is invalid.

I am gonna put this here, you guys probably don't watch the show but...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/if-...508974_4234057

I read the article, but did not vote with an appropriate emoticon or reaction .gif at the end.

I may have put the space-time continuum of social media in jeopardy.

[Ctrainer]

A Christmas gift for that special someone:


http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Jesus-...7?tag=jhvgd-20

BookFetish.org
“What may seem like a simple, unnecessary child’s board-book for adults on the surface is actually an action-packed, step-by-step guide that might actually change your life. Or it may not… but can you really afford to take that chance? … Sam Stall firmly establishes that he has the necessary motor skills to write. By taking on a hard-hitting, polemic theme, Stall proves that one man’s blasphemy is another man’s sense of humor.”

[Ctrainer]

I read the article, but did not vote with an appropriate emoticon or reaction .gif at the end.

I may have put the space-time continuum of social media in jeopardy.

I can't condone your carelessness.

[kvk1]

A Christmas gift for that special someone:


http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Jesus-...7?tag=jhvgd-20

BookFetish.org
“What may seem like a simple, unnecessary child’s board-book for adults on the surface is actually an action-packed, step-by-step guide that might actually change your life. Or it may not… but can you really afford to take that chance? … Sam Stall firmly establishes that he has the necessary motor skills to write. By taking on a hard-hitting, polemic theme, Stall proves that one man’s blasphemy is another man’s sense of humor.”

roffle

[chazzy1864]

We think alike. This should scare me but, oddly, it does not.

You're a better person for it, I assure you.

[Final_Rep]

[img]http://media.giphy.com/media/RBOvXhsQ5IO5i/giphy.gif[mg]

perfect.

[im2manly]

Tis whisky season! I am excite since my progeny will be putting me in a figurative poor house shortly.

[ThickAsABrick]

Daycare + preschool costs = cray cray

[Dominik]

Daycare + preschool costs = cray cray

Move to Australia brah. You get 50% back.

+ You can still own a Prius and Minivan.

[im2manly]

Daycare + preschool costs = cray cray

True story, last night after the daycare open house my wife broke down crying asking how are we going to be able to pay for this. Granted she is preggo, but she has a valid point. 5 days a week is ridic.

[Orlando1234977]

You and Frep should get together and talk

[ThickAsABrick]

Move to Australia brah. You get 50% back.

Nice perk.

We can defer 5k pre-tax, which certainly helps, but still more out of pocket to cover it all.

[ThickAsABrick]

True story, last night after the daycare open house my wife broke down crying asking how are we going to be able to pay for this. Granted she is preggo, but she has a valid point. 5 days a week is ridic.

Yeah, it is shocking. We are fortunate to have each set of grandparents take one day per week, so we only pay for 3 days/wk. Still very pricey, though. 2 is going to totally break the bank.

[im2manly]

Nice perk.

We can defer 5k pre-tax, which certainly helps, but still more out of pocket to cover it all.

She has that as well. But Christ, that doesn't even cover 4 months.

[Orlando1234977]

Nice perk.

We can defer 5k pre-tax, which certainly helps, but still more out of pocket to cover it all.

defer or deduct?

[Final_Rep]

Nice perk.

We can defer 5k pre-tax, which certainly helps, but still more out of pocket to cover it all.

Is that a federal deferral/deduction? Was not aware. Thx!