Why do so many dudes bullchit about having an 8" dick???

[seanb1979]

if you want a 9 inch dick just measure from your butthole, works every time

[J1992]

Truth.

I used to think my dick was nearly 7 inches because I measured with a tape measure, but if I juts hold a ruler up to it and not jab into me its actually only about 6.25". Most guys wayyy over exaggerate length.

Here's a distribution chart:



I think it's about 1% of guys with an 8 inch dick or above, if that.

Look at the chart, and compare that with what guys say; it doesn't add up.

Damn feels good to be in that 1% genetics crew

[wickedman]

They seem to be missing a spot for my 11 incher on that chart.

[ensayofr]

Okay so I have been sending nudes to some sloot. Now my shaft is 7.3-7.5 inches from the side top at the base. A legit fukkin measurement. NOT bone pressed or any of that stupid fukkin crap.

Now prior to this the sloot tells me her ex had an 8" dick. She then proceeds to tell me how mine is far bigger

LOL this legit happens all the time. I remember watching a TV show where they're interviewing a cam model about her clients. She says, "I asked how big his dick is...he said 8" of course...that seems to be the online average here"

It actually irritates the fukk outta me as I am often stuck there arguing with some stupid sloot who claims "I swear u need to measure it again"...no I fukkin dont u dumb sloot. Its like height...every ******* bullchits.

I swear unless a miscer posts pics I pretty much believe he is talking out of his ass when talks about having an 8" dick. LOL just how everyone earns 100k and is 6'2

I feel I am probably the only guy who actually doesnt embellish or outright lie about the size of his penis. A LEGIT 8 inch dick will make sex difficult for ALOT of sloots u smash...when I see dudes gloss over it kinda makes it obvious they're bullchitting

OP... I am 8" may be a little bit more... I have been told I have a small dick by a bitch...

So in the end who is right? I was not able to keep it quite hard though that night...

[BennyJr169]

I have almost an 8''. Will I make it?

[BobbyGz]

would be 8.5 but got circumcised so i'm 8" even


btw coli is laughing at us right now

[mrcarter1990]

Thankyou *******. Just broke my 40 day No Fap to measure my Dink size.

[Pablo237]

[sellerdoar]

legit 8" checking in. ask me anything.

[BrockDiCaprio]

op is a gay man trolling for men with 8 inch penises.

This and a *******

[sellerdoar]

I'm very well endowed, thick and have broken many magnums

That said even I occasionally a girl has told me out of their 10 or 20 guys there was one that was on that porno horse cock time. Also have had the opposite have had a girl tell me she dated a micro penor guy dead srs.

I have had a couple of friends pretty much lie.. I have come to conclude that as I fill out and break magnums I am way above average.

The truth is though I'm not convinced this is a deciding factor in any way shape or form for a girl to continue dating or having sex with a guy. I think it gets overblown.

Stop lying, fhaggot. You can fit any regular-sized condom over your fuking head (the one with a nose and eyes and shiit), which is approximately 20 times bigger than your dick. When you say things like this, you just make yourself look like a 4th grader, but you're apparently 33 years old, so you're just a full of shiit virgin.



But yea bro, your dick is clearly bigger than a foot in diameter.

The only time a condom breaks is when a girl goes dry and the condom breaks due to lack of lubrication. So either you're full of ****, or you just turn women off. Which is it?

[brosenthal91]

tape measure is legit if it's curved, not saying ppl don't exaggerate just pointing out ruler is only accurate if perfectly straight

I suppose, but what I'm getting at is that I think that when it comes to penis size a girl's perception is more important than guys comparing their shafts to other guys, by exaggerating their size.

[TonyJH]

mine is a yard

[sillydawg]

i'm 7.5ish.

south american genetics over all.

[infinityplus1]

I only lie cause people never believed me when I told them it's 10 inches

[BobbyGz]

Stop lying, fhaggot. You can fit any regular-sized condom over your fuking head (the one with a nose and eyes and shiit), which is approximately 20 times bigger than your dick. When you say things like this, you just make yourself look like a 4th grader, but you're apparently 33 years old, so you're just a full of shiit virgin.

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But yea bro, your dick is clearly bigger than a foot in diameter.

The only time a condom breaks is when a girl goes dry and the condom breaks due to lack of lubrication. So either you're full of ****, or you just turn women off. Which is it?

ayyyyylmao

[NaturalLayne4]

Stop lying, fhaggot. You can fit any regular-sized condom over your fuking head (the one with a nose and eyes and shiit), which is approximately 20 times bigger than your dick. When you say things like this, you just make yourself look like a 4th grader, but you're apparently 33 years old, so you're just a full of shiit virgin.



But yea bro, your dick is clearly bigger than a foot in diameter.

The only time a condom breaks is when a girl goes dry and the condom breaks due to lack of lubrication. So either you're full of ****, or you just turn women off. Which is it?

Lol this 100 percent. My 5.5 x 4.25 broke a condom once due to dryness from fukking too long with no lube. That's what makes them break, not size.

[AmericanHustler]

would be 8.5 but got circumcised so i'm 8" even


btw coli is laughing at us right now

a circumcision cuts half an inch of your penis??

this is what I mean...so many bullchitters on here

[Pablo237]

Check out dis here article on huffingtonpost about dink size and gives a table of inches and what percentage of the population is smaller than that dink size.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/floyd-...b_4254842.html

[TeddyAtlus]

loling hard

OP makes thread complaining about guys e-statting

Every miscer comes in and claims to actually be 8"

strong everything

[jiyv]

Stop lying, fhaggot. You can fit any regular-sized condom over your fuking head (the one with a nose and eyes and shiit), which is approximately 20 times bigger than your dick. When you say things like this, you just make yourself look like a 4th grader, but you're apparently 33 years old, so you're just a full of shiit virgin.

brah if you can stay hard with 6 inches of girth in a magnum your dink must be made of solid diamonds

[proudmanlet]

Check out dis here article on huffingtonpost about dink size and gives a table of inches and what percentage of the population is smaller than that dink size.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/floyd-...b_4254842.html

interdasting

99.9999999735%

[YolkedBrah]

In after very miscer has an 8x6 dink

Legit 8.1x6.1 here

[GardHainer]

I'm very well endowed, thick and have broken many magnums

That said even I occasionally a girl has told me out of their 10 or 20 guys there was one that was on that porno horse cock time. Also have had the opposite have had a girl tell me she dated a micro penor guy dead srs.

I have had a couple of friends pretty much lie.. I have come to conclude that as I fill out and break magnums I am way above average.

The truth is though I'm not convinced this is a deciding factor in any way shape or form for a girl to continue dating or having sex with a guy. I think it gets overblown.

Condoms stretch to any size, pretty much, only reason they break is due to a dry vag...

Dat fraud.

[IIIWolverineIII]

a circumcision cuts half an inch of your penis??

this is what I mean...so many bullchitters on here

It's possible. After cutting the hood off they pull skin up from the rest of the penis and stitch it to the bottom of the area they just removed skin from. This could restrict erection size, especially if they cut too much and have to pull a lot of skin up. Circumcised brahs, any of you have hair actually grow a good ways up on the base of your cawk? That's why.

[AmericanHustler]

loling hard

OP makes thread complaining about guys e-statting

Every miscer comes in and claims to actually be 8"

strong everything

##Its actually sad and hilarious at the same time. LOL check out the huffposts percentage of men with 8" or smaller:

99.4963792682%

lol fukking misc...proving my point

[proudmanlet]

It's possible. After cutting the hood off they pull skin up from the rest of the penis and stitch it to the bottom of the area they just removed skin from. This could restrict erection size, especially if they cut too much and have to pull a lot of skin up. Circumcised brahs, any of you have hair actually grow a good ways up on the base of your cawk? That's why.

might be onto something, I have some hair all the way up and pretty thick like first 4 inches

[Pablo237]

Everytime someone posts a dink size thread. I'm going to post a Springfield Pervert video.

[kkevinn6]

op is a *******

[BobbyGz]

a circumcision cuts half an inch of your penis??

this is what I mean...so many bullchitters on here

Since you're making a big ****ing deal about it, I LIED!

8.5" Uncut Master Race