Most embarrassing thing ever happened to me today

[sumphuk]

[whosthis]

lmao

[ProRo]

LEL everyone on the misc knows about my gf..

[Jsf721]

Bro, WTF? They never check your "cum" before surgery or during a physical. Just telling you so you don't make this mistake again. I hope this is a troll thread.

Funny as chit story either way.

Went to get all my tests ready for an xray on my shoulder, getting blood tests done filling in lots of paper etc,
(inb4 tl-dr)
When the nurse thingie came to me with a tube and told me to do by 'business ' in it and i thought she wanted me to fap into it...
Came back 5 minutes later and she gave me the bert stare as i handed the tube to her, she starts laughing (trying to stay professional)
and tells me she meant urine...Comes back in 3 minutes with a new tube and as she hands it to me she starts bursting out laughing, and as she left i can hear her telling the other nurses what happened..
I felt like running out of the hospital and never returning again-.-

[ProRo]

Bro, WTF? They never check your "cum" before surgery or during a physical. Just telling you so you don't make this mistake again. I hope this is a troll thread.

Funny as chit story either way.

oh really?
couldnt you have told me this like yesterday..

[Samuuu]

in, unpro nurse lol

[jazi]

Lol @ getting embarrassed over that wood just lol with them

[Turbobroccoli]

In to give ProRo the attention he needs

[ProRo]

Lol @ getting embarrassed over that wood just lol with them

it was fuking embarassing trust me

[ProRo]

in, unpro nurse lol

unproro nurse

[ProRo]

lmao

was awkward man

[BustaCapp]

funny you should say this OP. I was at the fertility clinic and a nurse handed me a tube and told me to go and 'do my business in it'. When I came back she threw up because apparently she did not mean for me to take a chit in it.

[ProRo]

funny you should say this OP. I was at the fertility clinic and a nurse handed me a tube and told me to go and 'do my business in it'. When I came back she threw up because apparently she did not mean for me to take a chit in it.

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[flexwheeler123]

she will use it to impregnate herself, she wants the child support

stay safe op

[Rune]

unless your going for a fuking fertility consultation you just piss in the cup bro, have you literally never been to a doctor.

[trainreqq]

inb4 she drinks it

[Medcross]

She will insert it her pssy and sue you for child support.

[jasonjm2005]

Went to get all my tests ready for an xray on my shoulder, getting blood tests done filling in lots of paper etc,
(inb4 tl-dr)
When the nurse thingie came to me with a tube and told me to do by 'business ' in it and i thought she wanted me to fap into it...
Came back 5 minutes later and she gave me the bert stare as i handed the tube to her, she starts laughing (trying to stay professional)
and tells me she meant urine...Comes back in 3 minutes with a new tube and as she hands it to me she starts bursting out laughing, and as she left i can hear her telling the other nurses what happened..
I felt like running out of the hospital and never returning again-.-

Man that's funny. You should have used it. Really

You should have told her to spread the word to the other nurses that there is plenty more what what came from.

[Gayford]

Repped brah.... OP delivers LULZ.....

[Nickicole88]

Dead



Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp

[ProRo]

thanks for asking how my shoulder is

[mh90]

Can't be real tea, as when they hand you the tube they usually send you to the toilet because guess what most will fill the tube and will have excess urine that will need to be flushed down. So can't see her giving you a small container and saying "do your business" in a room, because she'd know you'd more than likely top the container and then what?

[bbby]

should have shit in the tube..

[ProRo]

Can't be real tea, as when they hand you the tube they usually send you to the toilet because guess what most will fill the tube and will have excess urine that will need to be flushed down. So can't see her giving you a small container and saying "do your business" in a room, because she'd know you'd more than likely top the container and then what?

did u not read what i said? she pointed towards the toilet and i went there you idiot..

[BrianMohammed]

Can someone explain to me why OP went the beta route and didn't ask the nurse to give him a blow job then spit out the jizz into the cup.

[StatutoryApe213]

lmao, best thread I've seen today. I would have just walked out with a smirk and would have pointed out to those nurses that 'do your business' to guys means fapping.

[Yero91]

Should've said you have a rare disease that causes you to ejaculate when you pee lol

[ProRo]

Should've said you have a rare disease that causes you to ejaculate when you pee lol

lool best idea so far

[MartinFultz]

Should have taken a dump in it

[barelylifting]

worst thing is that i have to face her again in 3 days when im getting my xray done, then again to get results.. might bring gf along to make her feel jelly for embarassing op like dat

Make em think you're full potato and walk in saying "Hi, we're here for the results of my pregnancy test. We're really excited!"