Most embarrassing moment in your life (stories)

[Wallace1297]

Holy chit

isn't that a copypasta.sure i have read it somewhere before

[PostMoves]

-in college, riding with 4 or 5 friends in the car and the girl Im crushing on is driving.
-we're in the middle of bumfuk nowhere (like wheat fields srs) and i got this insane urge to piss.
- I hold it for like an hour and just cant take it anymore. I grab the guys arm next to me and start squeezing, my palms sweaty, telling him I have to piss so bad I have goosebumps (I did), and start urgently telling the girl to please pull over.
-she didnt really understand how ****ing srs I was. I literally start pleading like a little bitch for her to pull the fuk over. I was a wounded animal. she does and I piss behind a barn for at least 2 minutes (it was insane).
- she never spoke to me after that again.



or getting arrested in my own living room in front of my parents.

[TiredOfTrying]

Cried in front of friends when younger but im still friends with these guys to this day so they know im a *******
Shat myself in class
dont know how to dance - friends hook me up with a girl- begins dancing - falls.

[Horizon92]

Cried in front of friends when younger but im still friends with these guys to this day so they know im a *******
Shat myself in class
dont know how to dance - friends hook me up with a girl- begins dancing - falls.

ayyy lmao

was piss drunk once, girl is all over me and pulls me to the dancefloor, brb 10 seconds in I fall flat on my face

[ShreddedSnorlax]

Last week I did my first semi-cold (already new her, but barely) approach at this girl.. invited her to eat w/ me nearby.. she said, "no thx jeff" she stood their expecting me to continue the convo an move onto something else I guess, idk. But I just walked off without a word because I'm a socially inept kunt and that's how I roll.

wish me luck tomorrow when i see her again in class!

[PostMoves]

fuk just remembered the goat brahs. I cant believe this is even true...but it is.


-this happened in college. I'd been watching a ton of porn and had developed erectile dysfunction....dik didnt get fully hard, went limp right away etc. anyways my roommate's gf was having a girlfriend from back home come visit for the weekend. this girl was 18 and a senior in high school. turns out she's hot as schit, 5'7 long blonde hair, tan, tight body. so she arrives and I get introduced to her, it goes well. so the 4 of us roll up to this big party (100+ ppl) and the whole night this girl is getting every guys attention. all my friends are there and they're going gaga over her as well as random dudes. no exaggeration....like, you know there's always that one girl who is just THE hottest girl at the party but seems untouchable....well, this was her. and my roommate comes up to me at the party and cheekily says "you know youve got this in the bag right. shes coming home with you" (which made perfect sense since her only connection was my roommates gf). I had it in the ****ing bag. score. the 4 of us leave, my bros are all texting me like "dude wtf! howd you do that!" and "fuk yeah postmoves, pound that pussy!" and all this schit. we get back to our apartment and shes grinding up on me, rubbing my dik through my jeans. we go to bed and I start fingering her. then I remember my erectile dysfunction, and yes it was happening. at a time where I shouldve been rock hard I was as limp as a dead flower and nothing was going to change it. if you've ever had dysfunction you'd know what I mean. she starts to pull my pants down and all of a sudden I stop her and say "maybe next time". ......maybe next time? wtf did I even mean by that....there was not going to be a next time. this was as close to a 9.5/10 as I was ever going to get and I couldnt do it.......we awkwardly went to sleep. the next night turns out she slept with one of my friends who has like a 7-8 inch cock and is apparently a sex god. holy fuk was I embarrassed.

[broncosKNH]

was 10ish camping with a few families, needed to chit but was ages from toilet chit behind a car another boy see me and starts pointing and laughing.
i dunno why but i started crying then picked up my chit and threw it at him. hit him with it and he ran off screaming.

think it helped a bit with my confidence though, once you've felt human chit in your hand there isn't much you're afraid of

[flexwheeler123]

was 10ish camping with a few families, needed to chit but was ages from toilet chit behind a car another boy see me and starts pointing and laughing.
i dunno why but i started crying then picked up my chit and threw it at him. hit him with it and he ran off screaming.

think it helped a bit with my confidence though, once you've felt human chit in your hand there isn't much you're afraid of

strong reaction rofl

[HughWotM8]

3 years ago (I was 18) back when Chatroulette wasn't completely full of dinks, got home after a yucky night out with the boys around 3AM, proceed to log on and strip off completely, lying on sofa fapping to some porn in another tab, flick back over to CR as I'm about to cum and there is some old ******* dude licking his lips

blow my load...feels bad man




another time I was fapping downstairs after another night out (lol) was mega drunk, porn on the laptop, naked on the sofa again - I cum over me and pass out, wake up at like 10am the next morning and my parents have already got up and gone out.

No idea how much they saw, never will.

[arturogatti]

When I was 18 I went to a party at a local bar and got seriously trashed.

Woke up the next day in an unknown bed naked in a pool of my own puke.

Could hear someone in the sitting room and contemplated sneaking out.

Had a flashback of f*cking and decided to see who with.

Found a 30+ year old whale monstrosity on the sofa. A -10/10.

Apparently I'd been sucking her face off in front of everyone at the party the night before.

A couple if weeks later, her friend delivered my underwear I'd left at hers with a love letter.

A year later, a friend started working on the same oil rig as me and spread the story to all my workmates.

[gahptramsenoru]

just thought of one

13 year old me think i'm zyzz (like 2 weeks of lifting weights didn't wtf i was doing lolol)
arm wresting on sports day
some girl comes over and asks to arm wrestle me
i start laughing and say sure
mfw she destroys me
mfw i had to play it off like i let her win
mfw my friends still bring it up every now and again

you started lifting at 13 and your only 152lbs ? i have some bad news cuz

my most embarrassing moment was probably the first and only time i got properly smashed in rugby. note to self never run straight at 140kg islanders without using footwork to your advantage

[Dimiculous]

5th grade, asked teacher for permission to use the restroom, she says no. 5th grade bladder starts to hurt. Ask the teacher again If i may use the restroom but she says no i should have gone during recess. We're about to head to the library to check out some books, step out of the classroom and completely piss myself. Awkwardly look at the teacher as she notices my pee soaked pants and says to me in quiet/fearful tone "you can go to the bathroom now.." See classmates stare at me as I duck walk to the restrooms.

[ApolloBrahh]

you started lifting at 13 and your only 152lbs ? i have some bad news cuz

my most embarrassing moment was probably the first and only time i got properly smashed in rugby. note to self never run straight at 140kg islanders without using footwork to your advantage

Was on and off didn't start seriously till 15. I was 115lbs lawl

[musclemax4]

sent a pic of my cawk to the wrong girl on accident...

[Drakebrah]

embarrassed myself and some other guy

14- at friends party in spa
never shaved pubes b4 (fukn brunette jungle)
3 girls from schools far away and 5 of my friends (big spa i know)
hit it off with one of them
brb need to get something, hop out of spa
on return, squeaky-voice, late bloomer friend tells me my pube was floating in the water when i left in front of everyone
turn red but convert embarrassment into courage
say "well it can't be yours, you haven't hit puberty!"



did not recover from embarrassment but i left that night preserving some respect from friends and girls i later added on ********

[Drakebrah]

sent a pic of my cawk to the wrong girl on accident...

send it to me we can assess the damage

[AP12493]

You *******s don't know embarrassment like me here we go....
be in third grade at a school assembly
have to chit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
we all get seated on the gym floor
holy f**k Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
still have to chit so bad that I'm having cold sweats
wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man)
Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down
starting to feel dizzy from holding in my chit
see him walking my way
he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
he picks me up and begins to flip me over
he's squeezing my gut
as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
start screaming
gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well
it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
Hugo then drops me on my f***ing head, into a pile of my own chit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F**K!!"
Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
assume the fetal position
covered in my own chit and can't stop farting/chitting as I lay there
start crying
pass out
wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a chit colander, leaking chit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
pass out again

omg you have no idea how hard i laughed reading this.. from top to bottom i couldn't breath..never laughed at this website bc i don't ever take it seriously plus I never log in anymore (it's been years).. but had to log in to type this.. fuking hilarious.

edit: idc that it's copied and pasted from another website either.

[Zelezny]

omg you have no idea how hard i laughed reading this.. from top to bottom i couldn't breath..never laughed at this website bc i don't ever take it seriously plus I never log in anymore (it's been years).. but had to log in to type this.. fuking hilarious.

edit: idc that it's copied and pasted from another website either.

This,,, i even repped that *******. Feels bad mane.

[PostMoves]

moar

[MidniteMarauder]

Freshman year, I took a chit in the communal bathroom in my dorm, which I teepee the hell out of, and a long ass strand of toilet paper got stuck in my belt. I ended up walking all through campus with that long ass toilet paper hanging out like a cape without noticing. Didn't notice until two huge football players called me out about it in psych class.

[ApolloBrahh]

-in college, riding with 4 or 5 friends in the car and the girl Im crushing on is driving.
-we're in the middle of bumfuk nowhere (like wheat fields srs) and i got this insane urge to piss.
- I hold it for like an hour and just cant take it anymore. I grab the guys arm next to me and start squeezing, my palms sweaty, telling him I have to piss so bad I have goosebumps (I did), and start urgently telling the girl to please pull over.
-she didnt really understand how ****ing srs I was. I literally start pleading like a little bitch for her to pull the fuk over. I was a wounded animal. she does and I piss behind a barn for at least 2 minutes (it was insane).
- she never spoke to me after that again.



or getting arrested in my own living room in front of my parents.

Story behind this haha

[trancebro]

I was 13 and school term ended so we go to water park. I was with this girl I really liked and some other friends. I end up convincing girl I had crush on to go with me to steepest slide. She ends up agreeing after acting all scared and insists we hold hands going down the slide. Somehow we managed to hold hands all the way but i closed my eyes because water was flying in my face and it stung like hell. We get up fast after the rush and we go to cuddle at the bottomm of the slide. (At this point i had got a massive bonar but was unawhere) I ended up poking her with my dink hard enough it felt like it snapped and I fell over in pain. People start bursting out laughing and at this point I also realize I had lost my swimmers.
I freak the hell out and run all over the park naked till I find a bathroom. Waited for bonar to go and ran out again grabbed a random towel that was on the grass. Didn't speak to the girl and avoided her for an entire year. We ended up as friends after though and lost my virginity to her that year.

[DominationStation]

I was 13 and school term ended so we go to water park. I was with this girl I really liked and some other friends. I end up convincing girl I had crush on to go with me to steepest slide. She ends up agreeing after acting all scared and insists we hold hands going down the slide. Somehow we managed to hold hands all the way but i closed my eyes because water was flying in my face and it stung like hell. We get up fast after the rush and we go to cuddle at the bottomm of the slide. (At this point i had got a massive bonar but was unawhere) I ended up poking her with my dink hard enough it felt like it snapped and I fell over in pain. People start bursting out laughing and at this point I also realize I had lost my swimmers.
I freak the hell out and run all over the park naked till I find a bathroom. Waited for bonar to go and ran out again grabbed a random towel that was on the grass. Didn't speak to the girl and avoided her for an entire year. We ended up as friends after though and lost my virginity to her that year.

You lost your virginity when you were 13?

[4SetsOfKegels]

Accidently poured dr pepper on shorts at skateland. Looked exactly like a piss stain, brb skating around and everyone looking and laughing you.. still feels bad man.. still in therapy 20 yrs later.

[gregbmw]

lol'ing hard at this thread

[ZeebruhRusltes]

fuk just remembered the goat brahs. I cant believe this is even true...but it is.


-this happened in college. I'd been watching a ton of porn and had developed erectile dysfunction....dik didnt get fully hard, went limp right away etc. anyways my roommate's gf was having a girlfriend from back home come visit for the weekend. this girl was 18 and a senior in high school. turns out she's hot as schit, 5'7 long blonde hair, tan, tight body. so she arrives and I get introduced to her, it goes well. so the 4 of us roll up to this big party (100+ ppl) and the whole night this girl is getting every guys attention. all my friends are there and they're going gaga over her as well as random dudes. no exaggeration....like, you know there's always that one girl who is just THE hottest girl at the party but seems untouchable....well, this was her. and my roommate comes up to me at the party and cheekily says "you know youve got this in the bag right. shes coming home with you" (which made perfect sense since her only connection was my roommates gf). I had it in the ****ing bag. score. the 4 of us leave, my bros are all texting me like "dude wtf! howd you do that!" and "fuk yeah postmoves, pound that pussy!" and all this schit. we get back to our apartment and shes grinding up on me, rubbing my dik through my jeans. we go to bed and I start fingering her. then I remember my erectile dysfunction, and yes it was happening. at a time where I shouldve been rock hard I was as limp as a dead flower and nothing was going to change it. if you've ever had dysfunction you'd know what I mean. she starts to pull my pants down and all of a sudden I stop her and say "maybe next time". ......maybe next time? wtf did I even mean by that....there was not going to be a next time. this was as close to a 9.5/10 as I was ever going to get and I couldnt do it.......we awkwardly went to sleep. the next night turns out she slept with one of my friends who has like a 7-8 inch cock and is apparently a sex god. holy fuk was I embarrassed.

aw fuk bey

[Quazmo]

Remembered another one after I spoke to my dad last night

My dad has a caravan and goes touring round Europe for 2 weeks every year and lots of trips in the uk with it. When I was about 10 he took me up to Scotland for the weekend. On the second night there we were on our way out for a meal, now my dad has a rule that we can't chit in the caravan toilet, so, I said "dad can you stop the car at the shower and toilet cubicles to I can go for a poo". He obliged and I went for a poo, but I made an almost fatal mistake, fuk there was no toilet paper to wipe my arse! So 10 minutes passed then 15, had no phone and no one about to here me shouting, after about half an hour my dad walks in and asks wtf is going on. So I explained my predicament and jokingly my dad said wipe your arse on the shower curtain, laughed and walked out.

So being a naive 10 year old I stood up opened the cubicle door and done john Wayne over to the sower curtain with me jeans and boxers round my ankles. I get myself In a bent over squat type position grab the shower curtain And begin to wipe, it was like wiping with greaseproof paper so there was chit all over and up my back. As all this was happening a group of old men had made their way into the first bit of the shower and toilet block and then the inevitable happens ten 60 year old blokes walk in on me bent over wiping my arse on the shower curtain getting crap all over. One vomited and the rest stood shouting how discusting I was. Then to top it off my dad walks I with a roll of toilet roll and just stands there laughing hysterically saying he was joking about using the shower curtain.

So there's me stood bent over frozen chit everywhere, old blokes going crazy with the mess I had made and my dad just stood laughing offering no help or support, shouting stuff like "there's been a giant snail in here lads, look at that fuking snail trail!"

[trancebro]

You lost your virginity when you were 13?

Nah 14, I avoided her for an entire year lol
Mirin deadlift btw