Most embarrassing moment in your life (stories)

[Ownejj]

lol I was sitting here trying to think of a time when I was really embarrassed and i thought of something that was decent. But then as I was about to type it out, I remembered the real probably most embarrassing time of my life.

Lol ok so i was like 13 or something and fapping was a pretty new experience to me. I got the genius idea to fap into sandwich bags, because no mess awesome right (lol)?

Anyway, one day I am downstairs and I hear my mom call me up to my room. I immediately knew. My mom found what must have been somewhere like 20 sandwich bags filled with my cum under my bed. Because they were plastic baggies i didnt know how to dispose of them, because I couldnt flush them, so I just tucked them under my bed. I can only imagine her look of wtf as she discovered them .

Ok thats the end of the story, but here is just an extra. it's about to get really gross here. something like a couple years later, I found a sandwich bag in my closet srs. At that point it looked like black sludge, I dont even ****ing know.

strong username to post content ratio

[eloMole]

school 'friends' found misc account. Saved images from my profile. Went onto the schools 'shared area' on the computer network (basically where all the resources for classes are uploaded by teachers)
Uploaded about 500 copies of the same image of me. Next thing you know random kids are coming up to me taking the piss lol

[Achilles1994]

school 'friends' found misc account. Saved images from my profile. Went onto the schools 'shared area' on the computer network (basically where all the resources for classes are uploaded by teachers)
Uploaded about 500 copies of the same image of me. Next thing you know random kids are coming up to me taking the piss lol

what pic was it?

[eloMole]

You *******s don't know embarrassment like me here we go....
be in third grade at a school assembly
have to chit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
we all get seated on the gym floor
holy f**k Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
still have to chit so bad that I'm having cold sweats
wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man)
Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down
starting to feel dizzy from holding in my chit
see him walking my way
he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
he picks me up and begins to flip me over
he's squeezing my gut
as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
start screaming
gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well
it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
Hugo then drops me on my f***ing head, into a pile of my own chit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F**K!!"
Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
assume the fetal position
covered in my own chit and can't stop farting/chitting as I lay there
start crying
pass out
wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a chit colander, leaking chit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
pass out again

this story has been on the internet for awhile, is it actually you?

[eloMole]

what pic was it?

this one i think

i was 16 at the time lol

[StuffedSwine]

This happend 2 years ago. Me and my gf where at this crowded outdoor swimming place, and we decided to find a private spot somewhere in the woods for some cuttle time. As we walked in the woods behind the lake we found this spot of nice green grass with sunshine on it. So we decided to lay down, and starting to make out untill I lowered my pants and put it in hers.

Suddenly we see a group of 25-30 people standing behind us at around 15 feet. As I pulled up my pants and trying to cover up my face that turned deeply red, I noticed that most of them looked sad and were neatly dressed. Very soon after, I noticed that this 'perfect place' was a place to scatter ashes of people that recently got cremated.

That walk of shame was and is the biggest embarrassing moment of my life. We quickly walked away without knowing what to say expect sorry.

Awwwsheit

[Ermahgerdd]

lmfaooo, you cannot make that **** up

[sredips]

Office day.
Was wearing this light brown pants from Zara with no pockets.
Sitting at my desk, raging bonrar.
HR chick (who I liked by the way) knocks, opens the door and asks me to walk over to meet a new colleague.
Drops of pre had even leaked though, no pockets to hide the bonrar
This actually happened. Kill me.

[wickedman]

Ooo so mad that Hornets story is not original.

[FrankKojak]

It was raining and my freind was going to pick me up from college. A car showed up speeding down to a stop and I knew it was him. I opened the door to see a family I dont know looking at me with big eyes like i was gonna rob them GTA style and pull a gun. I closed the door and said " aw fuk bye"


Edit: It was around 2 weeks ago lol

Stats
5'7", 151 lbs

I doubt they were that frightened.

[sredips]

This story will not bring lolz of any kind.

Six years ago, I produced an opera I wrote. I had a backer who contributed $5000 to the production, and I was able to hire an 8-piece orchestra and 5 singers, in addition to venue rental, video recording for both nights, and all the incidentals of a production. A lot of hype and energy (and money) was put into attracting the attention of the theatre-going public. But the leading girl and her friend (who was also in the cast) was a total Bitch, and refused to respect the music, the words, and the others working on the production, yet she called herself "a professional actress" on many occasions, and never missed an opportunity to remind us of the fact.

The band was pretty good individually, but collectively, they sucked. I auditioned each of them myself, and arranged a score that would suit the available instrumentation. So imagine my horror when they played it and it sounded just awful. Very little of it was together, and the woman playing violin couldn't play in tune for sh*t. My one horn overpowered the others, the strings hid in the background, and my piano girl couldn't count time. Add to this that my backer was not present for the production of the work so I had to do all the last-minute work myself (his participation was part of our agreement), and only 70% of the last-minute work was completed, and many oversights had to be forgotten.

Add to this one guy was absent for an entire month in a concurrent show, and who didn't bother to learn his part until the week of the performance, and the basso who lived out of town and was so creepy in person that we were glad when he wasn't around. And you have a recipe for disaster. And "disaster" is only the tip of the iceberg that my world premiere was wrecked upon.

We started fairly enough, and there was a point where we were saying "This might turn out OK after." We jinxed it, apparently, for the long-absent baritone completely blanked on his song (expected), and three people walked out in disgust. During the mezzo's letter song midway through, seven people walked out, and the blame is squarely on her and the violinist (who conveniently "lost" the last two pages, so she didn't play anything at all, and it SHOWED). The applause after songs stopped after that one. The ending was a real trial, and I very nearly had a breakdown on stage before a paying audience. The finale, which was supposed to tie everything up nicely, was wrong in several places, thus creating a cacophony that was really discordant. The applause resumed for the end of the piece, and I refused to take my curtain call. I was so humiliated. I was actually in the kitchen down the hall, ready to slice my wrists in the sink. The only reason I didn't was because one of the stagehands caught me, and knew what I was planning. During intermission, a few more people left.

When everyone had left the auditorium, audience, cast and orchestra, I sat on the stage steps and wept tears of anger and frustration. It was, without a doubt, the most embarrassed I have ever been.

Cliffs:

- produced an opera
- it sucked; at least ten people walked out
- I was so embarrassed
- no lolz, only tears

That really sucks man. Cheers for sharing.

[ApolloBrahh]

the hornet story made me cry with laughter, surprised i haven't seen the green text before though. Was praying it was original

Need to keep this alive, some fukkin funny chit in here

[glenn777]

Taking the piss?

You pulling the piss mate?

[idontknowbro]

I was 26 and had moved back into my mum's after losing my job.

After drinking most of a bottle of bourbon, i fell asleep on the living room floor and shiit and pissed my pants. Turd nuggets had somehow spilled out onto the carpet (i think they fell down the leg of my pants) and there was also a massive puddle of vomit. My memory kicks back in with me wearing a towel, arguing with my mum and younger sister about helping them clean, with them yelling at me to go to bed. I still remember the gigantic puke puddle with turd nuggets next to it. I never saw the pants I was wearing again, because obviously my mum threw them away because they were soaked in piss and diarrhea.

[Wh1teDyn0mite]

Got caught fapping butt naked by my mum at the age of 21. (Last year)

[NotANun21]

school 'friends' found misc account. Saved images from my profile. Went onto the schools 'shared area' on the computer network (basically where all the resources for classes are uploaded by teachers)
Uploaded about 500 copies of the same image of me. Next thing you know random kids are coming up to me taking the piss lol

lol'd

That just about sums up school for me. Everyone I went to school with was like that, constantly looking for a new way to take the piss out of each other

[UnderwearBandit]

- be 13/14
- be on bus to school (20 minute ride)
- sit next to much older 8.5/10 HBB
- get car sick easily
- feel sick
- need to puke but resist
- cant hold it anymore
- puke but make sure it doesnt leave my mouth
- pretend like nothing happened
- not sure if anyone noticed except girl next to me
- sitting there like im playing an invisible trumpet for 10 minutes
- finally bus stops and everyone (including myself) gets out
- walk over to random bush looking like Cell from dbz just before he's about to spit out android 18
- spit everything out
- call in sick and take bus (srs) home

[7rmr]

You *******s don't know embarrassment like me here we go....
be in third grade at a school assembly
have to chit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
we all get seated on the gym floor
holy f**k Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
still have to chit so bad that I'm having cold sweats
wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man)
Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down
starting to feel dizzy from holding in my chit
see him walking my way
he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
he picks me up and begins to flip me over
he's squeezing my gut
as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
start screaming
gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well
it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
Hugo then drops me on my f***ing head, into a pile of my own chit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F**K!!"
Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
assume the fetal position
covered in my own chit and can't stop farting/chitting as I lay there
start crying
pass out
wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a chit colander, leaking chit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
pass out again

This is fake. The same story has been posted multiple times on the misc and other sites.

Edit: ^ Wizard. Well more people need to know he is frauding anyways

[Thisisbait]

About 10 years ago in my horny teen boy years (14-16) I used to go online to chatrooms or webcam sites to get off. I was also bi-curious and talked to other boys and probably men. I decided to record some videos of myself and send them to people online. My parents just got a new video camera and gave me their old one. It was one of those pre-digital, cassette tape kinds. So I took all these very raunchy videos of myself, jerking myself off, spreading my ass, cumming onto myself, putting things up my butt etc. It was after that I realized I had no idea how to upload the film onto my computer. So I just forgot about it. Years passed, I went to college, moved away, became a normal adult, etc.

This weekend I've been at my parents house for a family gathering including aunts/uncles/grandparents. Yesterday after dinner I was out in the yard playing soccer with my younger cousins while most of the adults were inside watching old family videos...... After a couple hours I go inside into the living room and see my uncle has rigged up that old cassette camcorder to the TV. Immediately my memory is flooded with my nasty antics, my heart hits 200 bpm. My mom must have dug it up when I moved out and saved it. I quickly look at the screen. It's my sisters high school basketball game. I try to remember if I destroyed the tape. I must have. How could I not? The basketball game cuts to a family vacation to a lava flow field. My dad making goofy faces and me being a moody twat. I cringe at my too-cool-for-this behavior. Uncle presses fast-forward, blurs of black-gray rock formations fly past, then abruptly transitions into a fleshy mass of humiliation. It's hard to make out what's going on but I know instantly. My uncle presses play; I die inside. There I am, laid on my back, legs raised up against a table, pointing my underage dick at my face beating off and moaning. "Oh goodness" said grandma. "What the ****" said everyone else. I put my hands up to my face and wished that an asteroid would hit right where I'm standing.

Repped.

[DatTrolololsong]

You *******s don't know embarrassment like me here we go....
be in third grade at a school assembly
have to chit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
we all get seated on the gym floor
holy f**k Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
still have to chit so bad that I'm having cold sweats
wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man)
Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down
starting to feel dizzy from holding in my chit
see him walking my way
he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
he picks me up and begins to flip me over
he's squeezing my gut
as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
start screaming
gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well
it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
Hugo then drops me on my f***ing head, into a pile of my own chit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F**K!!"
Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
assume the fetal position
covered in my own chit and can't stop farting/chitting as I lay there
start crying
pass out
wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a chit colander, leaking chit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
pass out again

No way this happened

[DPBizzle]

Right!

Will shorten to cliffs

-Back in traumatic final year of high school
-Were planning to watch movie for one of the classes
-Teachers laptop stopped working, so I volunteered mine
-Teacher hooks up laptop to projector and boots it up
-Pron from fap sesh from the night before starts playing on the screen at full volume
-I jump up and slam the lid shut, breaking the screen

Never been able to live that down

Yes, because that immediately stops the video feed to the projector.
Next time, pull the cable / cover the lens... n00b.

-be at Krav Maga class
-grappling with partner
-I'm wearing shorts and boxers instead of compression shorts (dun goodf)
-partner in full mount
-shrimp my way out
-his knee pins my shorts
-I shrimp out of my pants
-dick flops out
-he sees it
-says "oh god what the ****"
-I laugh and say "chit"
-awkward as ****.

At least you have one that can flop...

[Century83]

You *******s don't know embarrassment like me here we go....
be in third grade at a school assembly
have to chit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
we all get seated on the gym floor
holy f**k Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
still have to chit so bad that I'm having cold sweats
wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man)
Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down
starting to feel dizzy from holding in my chit
see him walking my way
he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
he picks me up and begins to flip me over
he's squeezing my gut
as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
start screaming
gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well
it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
Hugo then drops me on my f***ing head, into a pile of my own chit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F**K!!"
Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
assume the fetal position
covered in my own chit and can't stop farting/chitting as I lay there
start crying
pass out
wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a chit colander, leaking chit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
pass out again

Lost it i am in tears

[ApolloBrahh]

bumpity rumpity

[frankk213]

Lol need some more. Might think of another one tonight

[aleeboy]

This one time I had to take a dump really bad while I was in the car with my mate. I asked him to drop me off in my condo parking lot, so I can use the common toilet on the first floor. As soon as he pulled up to the lift lobby, I bolted out and made for the lift. I could feel a real concoction brewing in my lower, mid and upper intestinal tracts by this time. It was late at night and only a few floors to cover in the lift, so I let off a real tear jerker of a fart in the lift. But what happened next was a true shock. The lift stopped at P2 and a couple of blokes walked in. When the lift doors closed and we resumed our climb, the two guys made eye contact and shook their heads, they both nodded towards me. One of them said "boy, smells like a cat died in here!". I was like "yeah, wtf is with that?". The lift then stopped at first and I walked out with my head hanging in shame. Being the upright citizen I am, I turned around and said to the guys "it was me". We all Lol'd hard and I farted a few times more then bolted for the crown.

This was intense. Very much like the climax scene in an action thriller

[PhiDelt234]

It was raining and my freind was going to pick me up from college. A car showed up speeding down to a stop and I knew it was him. I opened the door to see a family I dont know looking at me with big eyes like i was gonna rob them GTA style and pull a gun. I closed the door and said " aw fuk bye"


Edit: It was around 2 weeks ago lol

Fuaarking lol'd

[studleymajo]

When people get embarrassed, they can't even look at other people dead on.

[Ochosiete]

Well I've found my Sunday night reading material ...in

[Nole92]

About 10 years ago in my horny teen boy years (14-16) I used to go online to chatrooms or webcam sites to get off. I was also bi-curious and talked to other boys and probably men. I decided to record some videos of myself and send them to people online. My parents just got a new video camera and gave me their old one. It was one of those pre-digital, cassette tape kinds. So I took all these very raunchy videos of myself, jerking myself off, spreading my ass, cumming onto myself, putting things up my butt etc. It was after that I realized I had no idea how to upload the film onto my computer. So I just forgot about it. Years passed, I went to college, moved away, became a normal adult, etc.

This weekend I've been at my parents house for a family gathering including aunts/uncles/grandparents. Yesterday after dinner I was out in the yard playing soccer with my younger cousins while most of the adults were inside watching old family videos...... After a couple hours I go inside into the living room and see my uncle has rigged up that old cassette camcorder to the TV. Immediately my memory is flooded with my nasty antics, my heart hits 200 bpm. My mom must have dug it up when I moved out and saved it. I quickly look at the screen. It's my sisters high school basketball game. I try to remember if I destroyed the tape. I must have. How could I not? The basketball game cuts to a family vacation to a lava flow field. My dad making goofy faces and me being a moody twat. I cringe at my too-cool-for-this behavior. Uncle presses fast-forward, blurs of black-gray rock formations fly past, then abruptly transitions into a fleshy mass of humiliation. It's hard to make out what's going on but I know instantly. My uncle presses play; I die inside. There I am, laid on my back, legs raised up against a table, pointing my underage dick at my face beating off and moaning. "Oh goodness" said grandma. "What the ****" said everyone else. I put my hands up to my face and wished that an asteroid would hit right where I'm standing.

Holy chit

[Wallace1297]

ps1 or ps2(can't remember which one)was being slow
decided to get the hoover the clean the vents to see if that would work
gets too curious and sticks the hoover on my cawk to see what it was like
mum walks in and catches me lel


about a year ago decided to drink a bottle of whisky
black out
woke up the next morning with my phone ringing from my mum
says i got up last night and went into her room thinking it was the bathroom
pissed all over her floor and then wen't straight back to bed