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I did judo for 3 years in primary school and played tekken all day long when I was 14, I would probably need 3 or 4 minutes max to knock him out
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09-12-2014, 02:32 AM #25
You do know that haymakers only work in MMA where people can't strike to save their lives? And Pacquiao knows how to get under the jab brah
Yeah, but you most likely have none to very poor fighting experience. Those guys have been punched in the head 10000 times, and you probably 5 max. Every single boxer of those knows how to get under the jab, and you don't know what to do when they get close to you. They can avoid and deflect every single punch you throw. You'd maybe stand a chance with a bat or a gun.
EDIT: Also comparing welterweight fights to miscers? Let's say an average boxer with average defensive abilities gets punched around 200-300 times across 12 rounds. I assure you, a person like you and me would get punched around 1500x if we don't get stopped in the meantime.Last edited by 120908; 09-12-2014 at 02:41 AM.
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I'd rely on my grappling. Like I said I have at minimum 40 lbs on him. He'd be fukked. My first line of attack wouldn't be striking, I'd try to grapple whenever he reeled in, but if I couldn't I'd resort to strikes. I can beat him in a street fight, but in a real sanctioned fight, it would be hard.Conor McGregor is my favorite Leprechaun
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