I've been having some serious Angus hair trouble. It's been causing trouble with dingle berries and my gf said he looked like I had gotten rimmed by a shedding chewbacca. Chit was hanging out all over the place.
She had been asking if she could trim it so tonight after drinking and showering I said chit why not. I made her use a guard so that it wouldn't get all prickly. Felt weird knowing I been growing that for 25 years but now it feelsgoodman.jpeg
She made me reach back and spread my cheeks. I almost cried. I felt violated and wanted to scream that I'm some bodies daughter.
i wish i didnt have to edit her face out. she was dying laughing in the pic and while she was doing it
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09-06-2014, 11:38 PM #1alaska
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I got drunk and let my go trim my Angus (pic)
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09-06-2014, 11:40 PM #2Crusher of Mediocrity
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That's enough misc for tonight.
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09-06-2014, 11:41 PM #3meat for the machine
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lmao! reps when off r/c
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09-06-2014, 11:42 PM #4RH bro specialist
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How are you not able to trim your own angus?
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09-06-2014, 11:42 PM #5Certified Gangster
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tfw no gf
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09-06-2014, 11:42 PM #6Let's be friends :-)
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Lol
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09-06-2014, 11:42 PM #7Registered User
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GL with your ass chafing goals of 2014. There will be a lot of swamp ass in your future.
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09-06-2014, 11:42 PM #8Brb, doing science
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hahahaha da fuq
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09-06-2014, 11:43 PM #9Das it mane
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09-06-2014, 11:43 PM #10Registered User
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thats groce andy
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09-06-2014, 11:43 PM #11Banned
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lemme see them
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09-06-2014, 11:43 PM #12Registered User
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lmao repped
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09-06-2014, 11:45 PM #13Registered User
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it felt good to spread for her didn't it? DIDN'T IT?
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09-06-2014, 11:45 PM #14alaska
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Never tried it myself. Always scared I was gonna clip a hemroidOriginally Posted by FitnessBlue
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09-06-2014, 11:47 PM #15TSC4L<3
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Had a similar problem once upon a time, let wife convince me to have her wax my ass hole, hoooooolllllly chit never again misc, never again
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09-06-2014, 11:47 PM #16Registered User
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das it mane
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09-06-2014, 11:48 PM #17alaska
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This was just a trim. Used a peanut with a number 2 guard so there's enough hair to not prick. The hair was at least 3 inches long.Originally Posted by NEBinAK
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09-06-2014, 11:49 PM #18Registered User
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roflOriginally Posted by DevBG
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09-06-2014, 11:49 PM #19Registered User
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Now all I can do is wonder if my gf would do this for me...
Moot point though because I would never make her spread open my Pandora's box
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09-06-2014, 11:50 PM #20Registered User
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fuking LOST it mate @ swamp ass lmao thanks that was a good laugh srsOriginally Posted by harpy20
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09-06-2014, 11:51 PM #21TSC4L<3
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A buzzer trim is gonna leave you with a super itchy angus next few days good luck brahOriginally Posted by lemeseethem
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09-06-2014, 11:52 PM #22alaska
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Awe fukk. I'm gonna live in squat positionOriginally Posted by NEBinAK
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09-06-2014, 11:53 PM #23In b4 everything
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Lmao you've got a wife material girl right there bro
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09-06-2014, 11:53 PM #24Registered User
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lolol
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did she lick your butt after?
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09-06-2014, 11:56 PM #27Registered User
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Oh lawd this thread is going to be epic
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09-06-2014, 11:57 PM #28Registered User
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Hang on to her, brah. Srs.
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09-06-2014, 11:58 PM #29Ground Force One
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Jesus
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09-07-2014, 12:00 AM #30Let's be friends :-)
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U should kick her in the ovaries and make her suck your ass hair clean
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