I went to the doc to get a blood test, the woman doing it said "you've got a good set of arms".
Last time they asked if Iv been " taking any protein laced with steroids"
I hope you enjoyed that story
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09-03-2014, 02:52 AM #1Registered User
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doctors mirin gains
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09-03-2014, 02:58 AM #2Forever Cutting
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Shouldve deadlifted her for a clean set of 10 brah
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09-03-2014, 02:58 AM #3Overhead Press Brah
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Today my eye doc told me I can lift after my eye surgery and I didn't even ask. He was mirin gains.
PRs:
Squat: 630 (sleeves)
Deadlift: 735 (straps)
Strict OHP: 330
Log Clean & Press: 360
Gave stickyashell hope and now he's back in strength sports crew
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09-03-2014, 03:00 AM #4Registered Horse
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Every time this happens to be its a fukin whale with a lab coat
Neiiighhhh
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How did a feeling so strong..
..end up just feeling so wrong?
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09-03-2014, 03:00 AM #5
last time I went to the doctor the indian GP told me to lower my test
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09-03-2014, 03:01 AM #6Registered User
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lmao actually happened to me last year. Came in with a broken clavicle from wrestling practice, took my shirt off and he did some pressing n chit, then called the hospital and said "Hi, yeah I am sending over a big and muscular wrestler to you for x rays"
made me feel good even tho it was a dude no homo390 back squat
285 bench press
500 deadlift (I don't DL anymore)
"It's not about how much you lift. Its about how much it looks like you lift"
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09-03-2014, 03:03 AM #78'3 330lbs
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My hairdresser was mirin my gainz today, she was like, "you look bigger than last time, been hittin the gym?" as she took the cape off me
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09-03-2014, 03:04 AM #8Registered User
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Loal!Originally Posted by Auzthetics
It was. Solid 2/10
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09-03-2014, 03:06 AM #9Rookie of the year
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Last time I went to take a physical the woman Dr. touched my balls. Srs.
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09-03-2014, 03:09 AM #10but please, call me chr-
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lol last time i went to give blood a skinny ******* was in front of me and they were making him squeeze a ball and **** to try and reveal a good vein.
i walked up to the nurse bitch and she was like "wow, there's a good one""What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms." - Thomas Jefferson
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09-03-2014, 03:17 AM #11Pro Dutch Miscer
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LoL last time I got blood work done the doctor was SURE I was on celltech. A**hole didn't even respond to me after the bloodwork came back 110% healthy.
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09-03-2014, 03:21 AM #12
This week doctor weighed me and told me my BMI was 'close to overweight'.
I bertstared him and told him I carry more muscle than the average guy and BMI is a joke in this town.
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09-03-2014, 03:24 AM #13Registered User
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Ho lee chit, you can get banned just for mentioning cell tech now?
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09-03-2014, 03:38 AM #14مجاهد Str8 Ball€r™©
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Lmao.The person who made that statement studied for a 7 year degree and is still a dumb fuk.You need a new Dr...Trust meOriginally Posted by Jack14d
I just came here on the internet to lie
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09-03-2014, 03:41 AM #15Registered User
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I had a ecg done recently and the lady shut the door and read what was ordered by doc. She said '88 ( my birth year) was the best year of my life.. I ask, yeah how so? Her: the parties, it was my hs grad year and I looked so good and was young. I still party but it was different bac then..
ME: crazy.
Her: you can take your pants off if you want to or I can slide your pant legs up for the ecg... ..
At this point im thinkin whoa I wonder if I could get an HJ!
Ecg finishes its scan or whatever some other stuff is said but im tired of typing. Great story. No HJ.
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09-03-2014, 03:57 AM #16No homo...
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Last nurse that examined me was complimenting my blue eyes of peace, "thanks, yo.. you too", said nothing about body, feelsbadman
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09-03-2014, 03:58 AM #17Registered User
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lmao strong ban on the op
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09-03-2014, 04:03 AM #18Registered User
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lol didnt even know it was a thing to squeeze a ball to get vein to show.Originally Posted by KILLdante
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09-03-2014, 04:05 AM #19Starting weight: 135lb
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wot? can test even be absorbed through you digestive tracts???Originally Posted by Jack14d
*says 'negged' but doesnt actually neg crew*
*half my posts are drunk, the other half might as well be crew*
Comp lifts S: 205/452 B: 107.5/237 D: 187.5/413
Starting Strength since Dec '15
Texas Method since Aug '16
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09-03-2014, 04:07 AM #20Registered User
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My doc was like wtf when I told her I was trying to lose weight a while back (was about 155-160lbs I think) so she weighed me, probably because it's on file that I have had anorexia and my face was getting skinny from cutting.
Turned out that I was overweight but she said I was carrying quite a bit of muscle and then told me to stop losing weight.
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09-03-2014, 04:09 AM #21Starting weight: 135lb
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either that, or ops just made this whole story up to make himself feel betterOriginally Posted by mujie
edit: probably happened in his dream last night*says 'negged' but doesnt actually neg crew*
*half my posts are drunk, the other half might as well be crew*
Comp lifts S: 205/452 B: 107.5/237 D: 187.5/413
Starting Strength since Dec '15
Texas Method since Aug '16
==5'11" - 207lbs==
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09-03-2014, 04:13 AM #228'3 330lbs
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Lmao yeah he mentioned celltech, he'll learnOriginally Posted by InfraRed407
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09-03-2014, 04:39 AM #23Banned
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you just mentioned it as well. RIP.Originally Posted by RiceBrah93
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09-03-2014, 04:41 AM #24Registered User
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lol so many bans
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09-03-2014, 04:46 AM #25Detectives can suk a dik
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Came in expecting Dr Myron Gaines on IG, left after seeing all the band camps members.
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09-03-2014, 04:47 AM #26MI6 Operative
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09-03-2014, 04:51 AM #27Registered User
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It was probably more a statement about OP's bacne.
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09-03-2014, 04:51 AM #28Registered Alpha
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lmao @ all the bans ITT
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09-03-2014, 04:53 AM #29Am i gonna make it?
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lmao you get banned for quoting it too, didnt ya know?Originally Posted by khanvictt
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09-03-2014, 04:56 AM #30Starting weight: 140lbs
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the ban hammer is STRONG with this one
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