What happens in the hospital when a white couple (women) pops out a black baby (srs)

[YearbyandDukeJ]

srs, this has to happen at hospitals frequently. a white couple and a white women pops out a black baby. What happens? any stories? anyone work at a hospital?

[lostsight]

doctor: aaayyy lmao

[YearbyandDukeJ]

doctor: aaayyy lmao

what would you do in this situation?

[awphukwhy]

the doctor laughs his ass off

[definitely]

[BrownRice123]

Dat dere cracking jokes at lunch time with the colleagues about it, what else.

[Auzthetics]

Tyrone, Jamal and DeShawn peek in through the window and do this;

[Argules]

Would KO sloot wife

[shoelaces]

Divorce on the spot.

[Ausbody]

sloots gonna sloot

[J3remy]

[Gewichtmeister]

I´m not aware of any stories, i can only say, if it happened to me it would get ugly in that hospital. Extremely ugly.

[Hctap]

I've only seen it happen once, OP, and when it did it was the craziest thing I've ever witnessed with my own two eyes. As the woman lay there in pain, pushing and pushing the doctors jaw dropped. He did a double take at the dad, thinking 'this can't be'. The father, a 34-year-old white male looked at the doctor, the hope in his eyes - he was clearly excited to see his son. As the wife kept pushing and pushing so did the doctor. He didn't want the optimistic father to see this child that so clearly wasn't his, so he pushed and pushed until the baby boy was fully inside the woman's womb. Perplexed and in some pain, the woman asked the doctor wtf he was doing and so he shuffled round to her side and whispered into her ear 'there's a baby jamal in there' and the wife started panicking. The doctor then had a bright idea - he was going to pass the child birth off as a bad case of constipation so he asked the wife if she could poo herself, and she did. She let out a ripper and poo flew everywhere but the baby stayed up. The years passed and the wife kept the child and it grew and grew and grew inside her womb. The husband was non the wiser, just thinking that his beloved was putting on weight. One day the woman decided that her son could use a laptop, so she painfully went through the process of feeding one into her womb. The kid learnt how to use the device and over the years wi-fi was invented and he got online and found the misc. There he started posting, his username: Hctap.

[WintryRaven]

i wonder if a black couple has ever had a white baby

[YearbyandDukeJ]

i wonder if a black couple has ever had a white baby

mind = blown.

[BrownRice123]

I've only seen it happen once, OP, and when it did it was the craziest thing I've ever witnessed with my own two eyes. As the woman lay there in pain, pushing and pushing the doctors jaw dropped. He did a double take at the dad, thinking 'this can't be'. The father, a 34-year-old white male looked at the doctor, the hope in his eyes - he was clearly excited to see his son. As the wife kept pushing and pushing so did the doctor. He didn't want the optimistic father to see this child that so clearly wasn't his, so he pushed and pushed until the baby boy was fully inside the woman's womb. Perplexed and in some pain, the woman asked the doctor wtf he was doing and so he shuffled round to her side and whispered into her ear 'there's a baby jamal in there' and the wife started panicking. The doctor then had a bright idea - he was going to pass the child birth off as a bad case of constipation so he asked the wife if she could poo herself, and she did. She let out a ripper and poo flew everywhere but the baby stayed up. The years passed and the wife kept the child and it grew and grew and grew inside her womb. The husband was non the wiser, just thinking that his beloved was putting on weight. One day the woman decided that her son could use a laptop, so she painfully went through the process of feeding one into her womb. The kid learnt how to use the device and over the years wi-fi was invented and he got online and found the misc. There he started posting, his username: Hctap.

Lmfao

[invrlose123]

i wonder if a black couple has ever had a white baby

Conception inception

[CharlieTraplin]

i wonder if a black couple has ever had a white baby

get ready to have your mind blown some more


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ready?

Yes, most black babies are born with white skin. Some are born completely black however most of them lack the melanin pigment development initially. Within a few months, this pigment develops while they are exposed to the sun and such. They will gradually turn black until they reach their full pigment color. Black baby boys usually have the full black pigment around their testicles. Later, their whole body will turn into the same color.

[JediRN]

sometimes black skips a generation or two.

[Nicklol]

I've only seen it happen once, OP, and when it did it was the craziest thing I've ever witnessed with my own two eyes. As the woman lay there in pain, pushing and pushing the doctors jaw dropped. He did a double take at the dad, thinking 'this can't be'. The father, a 34-year-old white male looked at the doctor, the hope in his eyes - he was clearly excited to see his son. As the wife kept pushing and pushing so did the doctor. He didn't want the optimistic father to see this child that so clearly wasn't his, so he pushed and pushed until the baby boy was fully inside the woman's womb. Perplexed and in some pain, the woman asked the doctor wtf he was doing and so he shuffled round to her side and whispered into her ear 'there's a baby jamal in there' and the wife started panicking. The doctor then had a bright idea - he was going to pass the child birth off as a bad case of constipation so he asked the wife if she could poo herself, and she did. She let out a ripper and poo flew everywhere but the baby stayed up. The years passed and the wife kept the child and it grew and grew and grew inside her womb. The husband was non the wiser, just thinking that his beloved was putting on weight. One day the woman decided that her son could use a laptop, so she painfully went through the process of feeding one into her womb. The kid learnt how to use the device and over the years wi-fi was invented and he got online and found the misc. There he started posting, his username: Hctap.

yeah

[MyLastSerenade]

It's already on parole?

[StreetWorkout]

Tyrone, Jamal and DeShawn peek in through the window and do this;

Ho lee fuk, on mobile and thought of this exact gif before I opened the image

[hardestgainer]

I've only seen it happen once, OP, and when it did it was the craziest thing I've ever witnessed with my own two eyes. As the woman lay there in pain, pushing and pushing the doctors jaw dropped. He did a double take at the dad, thinking 'this can't be'. The father, a 34-year-old white male looked at the doctor, the hope in his eyes - he was clearly excited to see his son. As the wife kept pushing and pushing so did the doctor. He didn't want the optimistic father to see this child that so clearly wasn't his, so he pushed and pushed until the baby boy was fully inside the woman's womb. Perplexed and in some pain, the woman asked the doctor wtf he was doing and so he shuffled round to her side and whispered into her ear 'there's a baby jamal in there' and the wife started panicking. The doctor then had a bright idea - he was going to pass the child birth off as a bad case of constipation so he asked the wife if she could poo herself, and she did. She let out a ripper and poo flew everywhere but the baby stayed up. The years passed and the wife kept the child and it grew and grew and grew inside her womb. The husband was non the wiser, just thinking that his beloved was putting on weight. One day the woman decided that her son could use a laptop, so she painfully went through the process of feeding one into her womb. The kid learnt how to use the device and over the years wi-fi was invented and he got online and found the misc. There he started posting, his username: Hctap.

fcuking lol'd

[AquaticBrah]

There was a show once I believe on tlc "unfaithful" about this Asian couple and the wife gave birth to a black baby. And if I'm not mistaken she gave the baby up for adoption because she was so ashamed.

[Jessejame5]

i wonder if a black couple has ever had a white baby

mind = blown.

[InsanelyFit]

If I were the doctor, would say 'So, you love the bee bee cees, you dirty little cum dumpster'

[NeoginCF]

Actually I believe there is a genetic disorder where this can actually happen. But that could be a plot by females to avoid paternity tests.



The odds of having a rare genetic disorder versus your wife slooting around with jamal, even when not on the misc that seems like an easy pick.

[Apocc]

I've only seen it happen once, OP, and when it did it was the craziest thing I've ever witnessed with my own two eyes. As the woman lay there in pain, pushing and pushing the doctors jaw dropped. He did a double take at the dad, thinking 'this can't be'. The father, a 34-year-old white male looked at the doctor, the hope in his eyes - he was clearly excited to see his son. As the wife kept pushing and pushing so did the doctor. He didn't want the optimistic father to see this child that so clearly wasn't his, so he pushed and pushed until the baby boy was fully inside the woman's womb. Perplexed and in some pain, the woman asked the doctor wtf he was doing and so he shuffled round to her side and whispered into her ear 'there's a baby jamal in there' and the wife started panicking. The doctor then had a bright idea - he was going to pass the child birth off as a bad case of constipation so he asked the wife if she could poo herself, and she did. She let out a ripper and poo flew everywhere but the baby stayed up. The years passed and the wife kept the child and it grew and grew and grew inside her womb. The husband was non the wiser, just thinking that his beloved was putting on weight. One day the woman decided that her son could use a laptop, so she painfully went through the process of feeding one into her womb. The kid learnt how to use the device and over the years wi-fi was invented and he got online and found the misc. There he started posting, his username: Hctap.

[onestep]

push it back in brah