Rate my style! will i make it? [PIC]

[turbodiesel_kai]

so peg leg jeans from the 80s and nurses' shoes are cool now? i mean if that's teh case, you'll make it.

[cklol]

Stats: 5'7", 140 lbs

hahahahaha

[mfl1992]

1. The pose is reminiscent of a cover of a magazine I once saw that said 'GT', it's not a heterosexual mans lifestyle magazine that's for sure.
2. Clothes choices/colour is okay.
3. Because your jacket is intricate - the commanding piece of the ensemble, you should highlight that by wearing a plain white t shirt. You don't display a great painting in a gallery with crazy pattern walls.
4. You need to work on your silhouette. You look short, you look like a chubster.
5. In order to attain a more slender, aesthetic appeal don't wear hi tops/mid tops. They make your legs look like stumps.
6. The fit and cut of the jeans is not doing you any favours.
7. The length of the jacket (not sure of manufacturer but the cut is made for 6' and above really), is drowning your waist, drowning any sense of length you may have and furthers your very stumpy look.
8. I would suggest trying some higher waist jeans and trousers. Slim line as well with ankle cut trainers, or any other shoe that sits comfortably below or at the ankle.
9. If you want to wear boots or high tops be wary of the length of your upper layers.
10. Only buy jackets that end around your trouser line and that 'slim down' comfortably hugging your waist.
11. Focus on the lines of your body, accentuate through clothing choices, otherwise it doesn't matter what you put on, you'll end up looking like a short, pudgy, balding shell of a man trying to retain his youth and nostalgia by pulling a teenage duckface next to an audi that has faded into obscurity a bit before it's time and is now just a trite symbol of status, a metaphor for the person that fateful car is taking a photo with.

[infornofap]

would not ride.. oh and nice car.

- receding hairline and trying to pull off SS.. i got some bad news son (go for a hybrid ss cut instead)

- gay leather jacket with too many pockets, might as well wear a fanny pack loser, get one thats clean and has a nice tuck fit on your arms (esp cuffs area so youre not tucking your arms into your pocket)

- push your shoulder blades back, hold chin up, and chest out because right now you look like a ******* with your arms tucked in and in hunback mode

- youre trying to pull off a classy look but ******* shirt with print underneath ruins it, get something classic like white tank top

- 12 year old white trainer shoes.. im not even going to bother continue with this post, all hope is lost for you

[Bcndiamond]

Brand name of that jacket?

[andersonisgod]

saw op, saw car, expected albanian ,read username

left satisfied

[RilindG]

1. The pose is reminiscent of a cover of a magazine I once saw that said 'GT', it's not a heterosexual mans lifestyle magazine that's for sure.
2. Clothes choices/colour is okay.
3. Because your jacket is intricate - the commanding piece of the ensemble, you should highlight that by wearing a plain white t shirt. You don't display a great painting in a gallery with crazy pattern walls.
4. You need to work on your silhouette. You look short, you look like a chubster.
5. In order to attain a more slender, aesthetic appeal don't wear hi tops/mid tops. They make your legs look like stumps.
6. The fit and cut of the jeans is not doing you any favours.
7. The length of the jacket (not sure of manufacturer but the cut is made for 6' and above really), is drowning your waist, drowning any sense of length you may have and furthers your very stumpy look.
8. I would suggest trying some higher waist jeans and trousers. Slim line as well with ankle cut trainers, or any other shoe that sits comfortably below or at the ankle.
9. If you want to wear boots or high tops be wary of the length of your upper layers.
10. Only buy jackets that end around your trouser line and that 'slim down' comfortably hugging your waist.
11. Focus on the lines of your body, accentuate through clothing choices, otherwise it doesn't matter what you put on, you'll end up looking like a short, pudgy, balding shell of a man trying to retain his youth and nostalgia by pulling a teenage duckface next to an audi that has faded into obscurity a bit before it's time and is now just a trite symbol of status, a metaphor for the person that fateful car is taking a photo with.

would give u repps for ur time brah but cant.

anyway its funny how its so different from people to peoples taste. some seems to hate my look while others love it.

[whysodirty]

you look like you made it, but its just a illusion tho because i know, what many of these *******s dont know, and thats the fact that you didnt buy that car with cash but credit/loan and id say thats poverty. i know this because all of you swedish *******s do this.

so next time make a pic whitout the car because you look good/cool and its lame to flaunt with something that actually is not even yours.

[GreenMintTea]

lmao u look gay as fuk cuz

every time i see u, u on some new gay chit

[RilindG]

Brand name of that jacket?

rockandblue

[SeanyRbrah]

something about this pic makes him look 5'2"...

also agree that face needs to be punched/10

[RilindG]

you look like you made it, but its just a illusion tho because i know, what many of these *******s dont know, and thats the fact that you didnt buy that car with cash but credit/loan and id say thats poverty. i know this because all of you swedish *******s do this.

so next time make a pic whitout the car because you look good/cool and its lame to flaunt with something that actually is not even yours.

gtfo *******, i payed cash.

[RilindG]

You look old as fukk, for someone who is 24.

ppl say 20-25... my unshaved face might be the reason brah

[Robsolutely]

You look a bit like Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck. Chicks dig him...





Google search. Ditch your style and go with his instead. Raybans, casual suits w/no tie e'ryday crew. Way more alpha and grown up than what you're doing (unless you only wanna attract 18 year olds).

[thehypocrit]

that picture looks shopped

[insertinass]

Height: 5'10. You're not gonna make it

[GriecoR]

Handsome lad. Lose the expression though lol. You remind me of my buddy who poses with his zoolander faces every time a female walks by.

[tqh39793]

ur gonna make it brah, 7/10 facial aesthetics. forehead of peace though.

[topperstyle]

My aunt drives a similar car lol

[Informativeguy]

Where did you get that jacket?

[Agalloch77]

Op is a ***got

[JustiNtense]

Calm down Elliot Rodger.

[oceanside34]

Do you live in sweden?

[Jherewhoisdere]

Thick, solid, tight.. Would change shoes and maybe shirt into a fitted v-neck instead but thats just me.

[cliveclive]

OP asks how he looks - posts pic of car taking up 95% of the pic.

Strong subtle brag. Not even subtle lol.

Ur good tho. Just drop the "teen style" of your clothes mane. You look like a 30 year old whos trying hang out with and impress the 16-18 year olds.

[RilindG]

OP asks how he looks - posts pic of car taking up 95% of the pic.

Strong subtle brag. Not even subtle lol.

Ur good tho. Just drop the "teen style" of your clothes mane. You look like a 30 year old whos trying hang out with and impress the 16-18 year olds.

You look a bit like Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck. Chicks dig him...





Google search. Ditch your style and go with his instead. Raybans, casual suits w/no tie e'ryday crew. Way more alpha and grown up than what you're doing (unless you only wanna attract 18 year olds).

nah man i got some good feedback on that style, maybe ill change the shirt to a beige but otherwise i like it. Its kinda alpha/handsome and i feel good when im walking. im 24 years old so <24 years sloots are my aim. Like i said before, many are mirin my style while others dont like it, beauty lies in the eye of the beholder huh?

[meditate1000]

you look like those high maintance who have an 8 foot pole stuch in their ars ******s.

[kfx450r]

..You look too short for that jacket/pant combo...srs the jacket looks slightly too big on top your chicken legs in those emo jeans

[RilindG]

..You look too short for that jacket/pant combo...srs the jacket looks slightly too big on top your chicken legs in those emo jeans

ye but who is chicken legs? not a single leg was trained, still better legs than most ****gs in gym, u mad brah?

normal fit 34 size jeans, still mad brah?

[tollyboy]

ye but who is chicken legs? not a single leg was trained, still better legs than most ****gs in gym, u mad brah?

normal fit 34 size jeans, still mad brah?

u made it, tell us how u made it plz D:
im mirin