Need help with a cougar.. Black Jesus??

[Bro_montana]

"Hey what's up?" - woman

"Don't shower, I've got plans for you" - OP

looooool

[FrontDoublePie]

I'm all for that telling you what you want to hear stuff, but I started off sexually, then she said "I don't even know your name". We only got the middle of their conversation, so I assumed he already had that. When she said that, then I'm thinking, "Okay....don't get too nasty or insinuating because she may say no". When she asked about what he likes about older women, I told her.

I just followed her words.

If she responds, which I think she will, then we can go back to the nasty.

I get what you're saying, but in some ways, speaking like you have some sense and actually recognizing her being sexy works better than just "I like to fukc older chicks just because". You seem different to her because she's not looking at you as just another young guy.

A true master would never feel the need to explain himself

[OhhHai]

A true master would never feel the need to explain himself

Read this thread then get back to everybody about what you have to say about BJ then.

[MartinFultz]

I think the problem is the people who use black Jesus's lines are skinny young white dudes and it doesn't work the same way as if youre a 30 year old black guy... always funny either way

[FreshlySnipes]

Funny how now everyone is mocking the stupidity of the overly sexual response to "are you free tonight", but at the time she said it, everyone thought she meant sex and was encouraging him to respond that way. Go back to page 7 and read the reactions when OP posted her text.

OP also implied that he was going over to her place, making us think they had been talking about it already.

[cboeger2]

Funny how now everyone is mocking the stupidity of the overly sexual response to "are you free tonight", but at the time she said it, everyone thought she meant sex and was encouraging him to respond that way. Go back to page 7 and read the reactions when OP posted her text.

OP also implied that he was going over to her place, making us think they had been talking about it already.

Poor college student crew*
Don't live by myself crew*

[MiamiLife305]

"Hey what's up?" - woman

"Don't shower, I've got plans for you" - OP

"can you email me the proposal for the Johnson file later?" -woman
"walk down to the my office, use the stairs not the elevator, i want you to sweat. squeeze out a little poop between your cheeks and dont shower. i want to use the shower head with massage function to clean you up and stimulate you"

"you're fired" - boss

This.

So much this.

"Hey how's your day going?" - girl

"Don't worry about my day. Come to mine and start rubbing your clit..." - OP

ayyyyyy lmao

moar of these

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

I think the problem is the people who use black Jesus's lines are skinny young white dudes and it doesn't work the same way as if youre a 30 year old black guy... always funny either way

That's what I'm saying though. There's no way to tell who it's coming from when all she sees is the sexual message and the visual she's getting from it.

That first "Text This To Your......" thread I made, that went well because it was sexual. That's it. The receiver saw it happening, not who wrote it per se'.

I know what you're saying, I just don't agree with it.

(Not coming at you the wrong way. All love my dude.)

[The-BeAsT]

the more OP texts the more he loses the initiative.

IRL male-female dynamics are a whole different than over technology. jus sayin

[MirinTheChode]

Don't make my reading of this 23 page thread be in vein OP or I swear I've "got plans for you"

[GoodBurger]

In...
there's still a slight chance it could happen

[WarrNation]

meh. OP is surely taking his time like he's courting this woman or something. WTF? If it were me, I would have thrown the "bedroom acrobat" copypastas by now.

[BigTimePlayer]

Still can't believe this thread is still going & literally nothing has even happened.

[OldNewb29]

initiate a date, right now OP.

she knows your intentions, you don't have to worry about the friendzone, POUNCE, now is your time.

I'm talking about specifics too.. "Next thursday I'll pick you up at X time and we'll go for drinks at X location"

GO don't let us down son.


You can't afford to invest any more time into this, be assertive, Make misc proud. Make Black Jesus proud.

[cboeger2]

initiate a date, right now OP.

she knows your intentions, you don't have to worry about the friendzone, POUNCE, now is your time.

I'm talking about specifics too.. "Next thursday I'll pick you up at X time and we'll go for drinks at X location"

GO don't let us down son.


You can't afford to invest any more time into this, be assertive, Make misc proud. Make Black Jesus proud.

Invest? I've got all the time in the world brah, not getting married crew*
Unless she makes more than me crew*

[WarrNation]

initiate a date, right now OP.

she knows your intentions, you don't have to worry about the friendzone, POUNCE, now is your time.

I'm talking about specifics too.. "Next thursday I'll pick you up at X time and we'll go for drinks at X location"

GO don't let us down son.


You can't afford to invest any more time into this, be assertive, Make misc proud. Make Black Jesus proud.

lol are u serious?

she has already called him a "baby" several times now. She doesn't want to date OP. She just wanna have fun if you know what I mean.

[TierAlpha]

read this all. my god it was going so well.

come on op, bj has got your back (lol)

[cboeger2]

lol are u serious?

she has already called him a "baby" several times now. She doesn't want to date OP. She just wanna have fun if you know what I mean.

she can be my sugar momma too though, nomsaiyin?

[DudehBrah]

Girl: "Wanna continue the conversation after 8? I have my Spanish class in a while"

OP: "Don't worry about the Spanish class. And don't shower, I've got plans for you."

Huh?

Goddammit OP. You dun goof'd

[cboeger2]

Girl: "Wanna continue the conversation after 8? I have my Spanish class in a while"

OP: "Don't worry about the Spanish class. And don't shower, I've got plans for you."

Huh?

Goddammit OP. You dun goof'd

Join date: Aug 2014.

Negged.



























Notsrs cbf'd

[denny2008]

Read through all 23 pages with the quickness. In!

[DudehBrah]

Join date: Aug 2014.

Negged.

No thanks Jeff LOL

[Scarletto]

in, it can happen

[PlaysHwo]

Brah update us if there's anything, or did she go NC?

[BigTimePlayer]

Brah update us if there's anything, or did she go NC?

Think she still hasn't contacted him since last night. She's supposedly a Lawyer & goes to the gym/school though so she's really busy.

[Davidn28]

Fuark sad day when the highlight of my day is waiting to see the progress made between a miscer and a milf. Wut am I doing with my life

[cboeger2]

Brah update us if there's anything, or did she go NC?

NC still, just saw a snapchat story she posted though that was a picture of her office, showed like a phone and desk lmao

[cboeger2]

Think she still hasn't contacted him since last night. She's supposedly a Lawyer & goes to the gym/school though so she's really busy.

This. Taking Black Jesus's advice and not being that annoying younger guy that's cliché to a female. She'll respond when she wants too/if she does. If not I'll hit her up in a few days.

[deniseboy]

your not on her bad side you still have a shot

[eltoro24]

Still chuckling at the fact she sends an innocent message asking if OP's going to be around later, assuming he wants to continue their conversation, and he texts back telling her not to take a shower and sh*t....

Huh????