Holy Fuk. Little brother moves into college tomorrow. He's living with a neckbeard

[JMAG90]

Does your brother's room have a balcony OP?

[Murgatroid]

1. Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, etc.
2. 19
3.
4. Poltical science.
5. Reading
6. I am a dialectical materialist and therefore an atheist.
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist).
10. N.A.

Supreme

[live4laxx]

Maybe he's just ****in with him... probably not though lmfao roommate of peace

[MnB91]

lmao besides being a no-gender, i'd actually be pretty interested to see what this guy is like. its definitely not your average joe and you should reserve judgement until youve actually met the guy but i think itd make a good story whether it turns out good or bad. he definitely has a personality for sure. your bro can always transfer rooms easily if its really bad, just start a fight or some chit and say things are about to get physical.

[Wh1teDyn0mite]

lmao besides being a no-gender, i'd actually be pretty interested to see what this guy is like. its definitely not your average joe and you should reserve judgement until youve actually met the guy but i think itd make a good story whether it turns out good or bad. he definitely has a personality for sure. your bro can always transfer rooms easily if its really bad, just start a fight or some chit and say things are about to get physical.

This, bloke seems cheeky. Would get him drunk on absinthe and let him fight a copper.

[LurkoLantern]

If this guy wrote all of that crap then he's not going to have any social graces at all. Meaning he won't have any clue how to be a good roommate.

Your brother will have a disaster college experience if he lives with this guy. He needs to request a room change immediately.

Plz update if he does this OP

[Shreder54]

This just may be the best post I've seen in years. Dead.

[threeohnine]

If OPs brother is the real deal he's going to convert a neckbeard into a miscer. Can we turn this into a progress thread? Plz

[wickedman]

Should have your brother respond that he is also bisexual and doesn't identify with a gender.

[risingphoenix73]

have him respond with:

"Citizen,

I am a neckbeard, and let me tell you what being a neckbeard is actually a great thing........"


you know the rest.

[brahsaurus]

that's one cheeky muda****a mate
also make sure you pack your brother some pepper for his angus

[BulkingBeta]

Inb4 Elliot Rodgers

[Yes-Xplode]

You need to buy one of those African anti rape devices and shove it up your brother's anus, srs.

[Trigger543]

its probably just a good troll job. even if someone were like this, they would try to hide it, not parade it like this.

You clearly don't understand how these people think. Maybe you're right, but I hope for the sake of teh lulz that you're wrong.

[IntroBrah]

fuarkkkkkkkkk


innn op plZ keep us updated

[StreetWorkout]

Lol your brother aint gonna get laid with a roomate like that. I believe u can ask for a switch though?

lol wait.. r u sure its a guy?

It has to be a guy, u cant have females/males rooming with each other in dorms

[Skarm]

fixed your brothers response

What is your....

1. favorite type of music? Van halen
2. age? 19
3. former high school?
4. current major? Major Kick-Ass
5. favorite pastime? Drinking and girls
6. religious affiliation? Drinking and Girls
7. sexuality? Drinking and Girls
8. gender? Alpha Male
9. political affiliation? Whoever is winning
10. additional commentary? Dont talk to me unless its about drinking and girls

Please, PLEASE OP get your brother to reply with this, just to see the neckbeards response.

[x8Pauly8x]

If OPs brother is the real deal he's going to convert a neckbeard into a miscer. Can we turn this into a progress thread? Plz

What is there to convert tho?

[LiftingBrahh]

typical arts student imo... I dun geddit

[Tidus1230]

8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.


u w0t m8

At first i was confused why he was asking about gender since it was obvious they are both guys. Then i read his response...u fukking w0t m8

[RH1N0BRAH]

u need to get ur brother to tell him that hes an anarcho-capitalist for maximum marxist rustling

[greedyfly13]

have him troll him back

give some scary psycho ass answers

[conner10397]

Your bro is going to have a long year with that roommate.

[victor_maximus]

negging op if he doesn't force his brother to request a room change

[CaptainProtein]

lol wait.. r u sure its a guy?

refer to number 8

[Clinos]

3 pages of the same advice of GTFO and get a new roomate. The misc only comes together like this to BK Sensuality threads.




{{Subscribing for the trainwreck}}

[Mai91]

What is your....

1. favorite type of music?
2. age?
3. former high school?
4. current major?
5. favorite pastime?
6. religious affiliation?
7. sexuality?
8. gender?
9. political affiliation?
10. additional commentary?

My answers
1. Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, etc.
2. 19
3.
4. Poltical science.
5. Reading
6. I am a dialectical materialist and therefore an atheist.
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist).
10. N.A.

oh lord.

[pig14]

1. favorite type of music? national socialist black metal
2. age? 34
3. former high school? dont remember
4. current major? poly sci
5. favorite pastime? drinking beer and shooting guns
6. religious affiliation?orthodox christian
7. sexuality?hetero
8. gender?male
9. political affiliation?american nazi party
10. additional commentary? ill fook you till you love me m'roommate *tips ss hat*

send him this and hope he reads it on balcony

[playerzero]

told him to reply with these. He doesn't misc, but appreciates a laugh. Now we wait.

innnnn

[rubinkazan]

Prayers are with OPs brother