Misc, my little brother just forwarded me the first email he had from his roommate for his first semester at college. I can't believe what I just read, I thought these people were just internet jokes. The fact that this exists in real life...
First message from OP's brother:
"Hey I'm (OP's brother) and I was assigned to be your roommate this year. I just want to know what you plan on bringing to college like a T.V. or microwave for our room so I don't pack the same thing. Email me back or text me at __________ so I know what to bring, Thanks.
How his roommate responds, keep in mind this is the first contact they've ever had.
"Citizen* ,
I am planing on bringing a microwave and have put in to rent a refrigerator for the room. I also have some old carpet that we could use for a rug. The rest of what I am bringing consists of things for personal use (books, storage containers, etc., etc.) What all are you planning to bring?
I suppose we should exchange some personal information as well. Therefore I have formulated 10 questions intended to capture the essence of any given individual (proceeding from innocuous to rather personal) and provided my own answers to them (see below). If some of them seem excessively personal, it stems only from a desire to facilitate our getting to know one another and shatter the initial reluctance most people have to revealing something of themselves. After all, if we are going to live together we had better get to know each other fairly quickly.
What is your....
1. favorite type of music?
2. age?
3. former high school?
4. current major?
5. favorite pastime?
6. religious affiliation?
7. sexuality?
8. gender?
9. political affiliation?
10. additional commentary?
My answers
1. Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, etc.
2. 19
3.
4. Poltical science.
5. Reading
6. I am a dialectical materialist and therefore an atheist.
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist).
10. N.A.
Sincerely,
(New Roommate)
*For lack of a better form of address and in reference to the tradition of the French Revolution."
It'll be interesting seeing what stories he brings back of this guy.
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08-18-2014, 09:25 AM #1
Holy Fuk. Little brother moves into college tomorrow. He's living with a neckbeard
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08-18-2014, 09:29 AM #5
I would forward that kid's email to the housing administrator for the college and request a housing switch.
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08-18-2014, 09:30 AM #7
Tell your brother to shanghai that fukker if he starts getting too supreme.
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08-18-2014, 09:32 AM #14
in b4
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08-18-2014, 09:36 AM #22
Jesus Christ I hope this is a prank that some reddit ******* is doing as a joke.
Tell your little brother to expect a smelly fukking roommate, who showers once a month at most, that will be staying up til 3, 4am playing computer games every night. Also expect a dirty room, with bits and pieces of food on the floorDo you even metabolism
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08-18-2014, 09:38 AM #28
Assuming it's not a troll, you should really have your brother call whoever has the power to assign him a different roommate before it's too late.
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