Strongest signatures in the MISC!

[Lexira]

I nominate user : ButWhoWasOpie

*Anti-Suicide hotline told me to kill myself crew*
*Sits in closet so pet turtle thinks i have a life crew*
*Once threw a party only pet turtle showed up crew*
*Tried to lift 2 pounds ended up in the ER crew*
*Eyes start watering when i talk to a girl crew*
*Teacher asks to pick partners i go to washroom and cry crew*
*Don't even lift crew*
*No human interaction crew*
*Look in the mirror and puke crew*

[cawk]

Not sure who's it is but I like all of the FA crews including the
*order pizza with a soundboard crew*
and
*spend Friday night in my car to convince my cat I have a social life crew*

They're pretty lulzy

[Lexira]

Not sure who's it is but I like all of the FA crews including the
*order pizza with a soundboard crew*
and
*spend Friday night in my car to convince my cat I have a social life crew*

They're pretty lulzy

I hope all of these are just for the lulz and not for real lol

[recedingjaw]

Not sure who's it is but I like all of the FA crews including the
*order pizza with a soundboard crew*
and
*spend Friday night in my car to convince my cat I have a social life crew*

They're pretty lulzy

It's 90% of the time a troll, but the fact that some people are srs just depresses me

[Kellonnn]

Not sure who's it is but I like all of the FA crews including the
*order pizza with a soundboard crew*
and
*spend Friday night in my car to convince my cat I have a social life crew*

They're pretty lulzy

how the fuk was your username not taken. mind = blown

some of the none FA crews are pretty hilarious too. Saw one with *Barfs when eating a spoonful of lucky charms with no marshmellows crew*

[PatricianIX]

I hope all of these are just for the lulz and not for real lol

all mine are srs

[cawk]

how the fuk was your username not taken. mind = blown

some of the none FA crews are pretty hilarious too. Saw one with *Barfs when eating a spoonful of lucky charms with no marshmellows crew*

It was my destiny to have this username brah


Yeah I like that one, I believe it belongs to pWally

[demfeelsbro]

*cough loudly when chitting in public to mask the noises crew*
*wait for someone to use the hand dryer before pushing out a turd crew*
*only available urinal is next to someone so pretend I only came in to wash my hands leave then piss my pants in my car crew*
*only wash hands if someone else in the toilet crew*
*nearly burst blood vessel in eye straining to use peripheral vision to look at someone's cawk in the urinal next to me crew*

[whopperJr]

inn?

[cheesecake93]

we need to help our FA brethren

[PatricianIX]

we need to help our FA brethren

yes please help me

srs

[keithsweatshirt]

inn?

holy chit lmao

[BorisTheCat]

all mine are srs

Sadly so are mine

[Lolzing]

*Gets nervous before haircut crew*
*Goes outside to throw garbage and garbage man mistakes me for garbage crew*
*Tried to suck my own dick but pulled a muscle in my lower back crew*
*Scared to look a black man in the eyes crew*
*Turn down rap music when black people walk by crew*
*Didn't sign anyone's year book in High School crew*
*Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew*
*Sniff hard as fck whenever a girl walks past to try and smell her vag crew*
*get a boner when I hug my mum crew*
*turned gay because I couldn't get girls crew*
*couldn't get guys either crew*
*therapist laughs at me during our sessions crew*
*called the suicide hotline and the operator tried to convince me to do it crew*
*Pass out whenever a girl looks at me crew*
*The only person i can talk to confidently is my dog Lenny who is my only friend Crew*
*Too nervous to talk to SIRI crew*

das not it mane

[TheParalyzer]

this one makes me lol:



Top student at a world leading institution.

Train as if there was no tomorrow.
Live as if there was no god.
Enjoy as if there was no regret.
________________________________________
♚ Middle Eastern & Mediterranean Crew ♛
♚ SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC ♚
♚ 1300+ lbs club ♚
Starting weight : 300lbs.
[] Cutting| [X] Bulking
D/S/B/
561/506/275lbs

[GettinSwoleBrah]

Some of you guys are just fukin' pathetic.

If the sigs are real lol

[PatricianIX]

Sadly so are mine

dude can I join all your crews, repped :\

[WrathOfTheBeard]

In.

[Skidmarkbrah]

In.

[Hyruliangoat]

hey

[Lexira]

moar

[tk217]

I hope all of these are just for the lulz and not for real lol

The misc is serious.

[srom12]

*cough loudly when chitting in public to mask the noises crew*
*wait for someone to use the hand dryer before pushing out a turd crew*
*only available urinal is next to someone so pretend I only came in to wash my hands leave then piss my pants in my car crew*
*only wash hands if someone else in the toilet crew*
*nearly burst blood vessel in eye straining to use peripheral vision to look at someone's cawk in the urinal next to me crew* lol

fuu that happens to me all the time

brb walk into toilets and one urinal right next to someone, do a 360 and use cubicle or wash hands

[Horizon92]

*cough loudly when chitting in public to mask the noises crew*
*wait for someone to use the hand dryer before pushing out a turd crew*
*only available urinal is next to someone so pretend I only came in to wash my hands leave then piss my pants in my car crew*
*only wash hands if someone else in the toilet crew*
*nearly burst blood vessel in eye straining to use peripheral vision to look at someone's cawk in the urinal next to me crew*

strong this lmao. (after peeing that is)

[trainreqq]

sup

[tk217]

fuu that happens to me all the time

brb walk into toilets and one urinal right next to someone, do a 360 and use cubicle or wash hands

[img]httg]

What I ****ing hate is when I walk into an empty bathroom - purposefully walk all the way to end and the next guy comes in and walks all the ****ing way over to me to pee next to me.

:|





Has happened far too often.



Also - what is with these urinals?

And don't talk to me when I am peeing.

We don't know each other in the bathroom.

[SucculentSteve]

Mum walked in on me watching "mum catches son watching porn" porn Crew

aw fuk bye

[DallasDiesel]

Lol'd hard at some of them crews,especially *therapist laughs at me during our session*crew

[Nomex]

mine

[SStayHumble]

*nearly burst blood vessel in eye straining to use peripheral vision to look at someone's cawk in the urinal next to me crew*

Oh my god HAHAHAHHAHA