I hate to bear bad news, but your gf is gonna get stretched to the gills with that thing. Once she gets bored of it, she's gonna go to the next best thing, the broadcaster with a "small" dink. After she's done with that, she's gonna be passed around by Jamal, Tyrone, Tyrese, and Reggie while you're sitting around making scrapbooks and playlists for her.
Sorry OP
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08-14-2014, 02:31 PM #151Snookums
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08-14-2014, 02:31 PM #152Registered User
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6'3" 145# wut?
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08-14-2014, 02:36 PM #153San Diego
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next time u see her vagina its gonna be spread apart like the red sea
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08-14-2014, 02:39 PM #154Eat Sleep Lift and Poop
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I can confirm, I was girth
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08-14-2014, 02:46 PM #155Registered User
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Saw something on t.v. once so went and bought it, was a remote controlled egg that vibrates. Girlfriend would put it in her, we'd go to eat or do whatever and I had the remote. She'd be walking and all of a sudden get weak in the knees. I'd wait until the waiter would ask her what she wants for dinner then put it on full blast when she tried to order.
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08-14-2014, 02:50 PM #156
fist yourself about 350 times a month
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08-14-2014, 02:53 PM #157Registered Boozer
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we outcheaOriginally Posted by Arkileon
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08-14-2014, 02:54 PM #158RP R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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OP is your girlfriend petite? Cause nothing like watching a petite girl take on a big donkey dick. Nom sayin?
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08-14-2014, 02:54 PM #159The Dark Lord
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INB4 op whispers sweet nothings to his girl in bed and hears an echo.
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08-14-2014, 02:57 PM #160RP R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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Lol. I have a friend who was a huge fan of Blue Mountain State. So what better present than a pocket pussy?Originally Posted by jazi
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I know for a fact that she can't wait to use it.
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08-14-2014, 02:58 PM #162Somebody's oneitis
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It's only weird if it's orifice: buttOriginally Posted by jazi
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She is practising for Jamal and his friends
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FARKIN LOLD OUT LOUD, classicOriginally Posted by darkninja67
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08-14-2014, 03:14 PM #167Bleeding texan #25
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You know she opened that **** like, "Challenge accepted."
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dude the dildo weighs more than you, you damn right she is filling her holes with it as we speak.
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08-14-2014, 03:17 PM #169The Dark Lord
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my humor is an acquired taste, something op better learn to do with his girl's snapper cause his dink won't cut it anymore.Originally Posted by beau042
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08-14-2014, 03:18 PM #170EST - 19XX
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Lol'd at scrapbook with pics etc. That is indeed pretty "beta" dude.
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08-14-2014, 03:27 PM #171Registered User
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why don't you use it on her? grab her hair. make it rough. she'll fking love it.
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08-14-2014, 03:27 PM #172Registered User
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we outchea
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08-14-2014, 03:29 PM #173Kobe The GOATBE
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I'm going to respond to this in hopes this isn't a mole shed.
Honestly man, you have nothing to feel ashamed about, or worry over. It's a piece of equipment. There's no "human element" to it, so she's not going to use it all the time, or even want too. Women want to be touched, kissed, held, licked and that thing does NONE of aforementioned. You however, can and do.
Yes, it may be a blow to your ego because as men want want to feel like there's nothing over us that our woman needs, but step back for a minute and ask yourself a couple of questions.
A. Do you want to be bothered all the time?
B. Do you feel like having sex all the time?
No, you don't. I don't. No man does. Or woman for that matter. I love sex like no other, but it can become tiresome at times. If that is her release when you're not in the mood, or may be away from each other, so be it....let her have that. At the end of the day, you're still needed because you provide her things this toy cannot.
Don't let it get you down man. It's not a bad thing. You still win at the end of the day.
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08-14-2014, 03:32 PM #174Operational
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Have you deep throated it yet? You know that's why this is awkward to you, as it's all you can think about.
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some brands are 5Originally Posted by antidogma
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08-14-2014, 03:38 PM #176Squats Barefoot
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I find it really odd this is such a common gift between girls, and they're always these massive ridiculous looking ones. Ive had 2 gfs get them as gifts, neither one ever even opened the packaging box they came in lol.
But OP if this is a srs thread I really wouldnt worry about it, its not like any female expects a guy to be packing that type of size, its just a novelty item. Maybe she will use it, but thats totally out of your control and even if she does, isnt it still much better than her slooting on you with some other guy? If you're still feeling insecure about it just work on your game in between the sheet, it'll pay dividends in the long run anyways and if you've been with her for awhile you should already know what she likes.▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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08-14-2014, 03:40 PM #177Hairiest ass on the misc
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08-14-2014, 03:41 PM #178cutting to auschwitz mode
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a scrapbook?
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OP maybe if you're lucky she'll share it with you.
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