Why guys hate to lick pu$$y and sloots like to suck a dink? [srs] (nohomo)

[Anthony.b]

Only eat after shower crew.

[TheTyler2013]

I've never once experienced smelly or foul tasting vagina.

Keep better company OP.

you always do it after they shower or it doesn't matter to you?

[CommonPheasant]

you always do it after they shower or it doesn't matter to you?

Mostly we both shower before.

[PrehistoricUFO]

Dunno what kind of SEWER BEASTS you eat out, but if she showers before y'all meet up to get nasty, there shouldn't be an odor at all.

I have to be in a specific mood to eat carpet. I need to be really horny and be comfortable, because using the fingers at the same time requires some semblance of dexterity and coordination that I don't like to perform for long periods of time bent over in, say, a car.

[itsjms]

Seriously, wtf is wrong with some of you guys? Always eat the meat. Chicks go crazy for it.

[ischooledyou]

but it's all sweaty down there and smells BAD.
btw, any tips on how to become a pro with my tongue?

you've been with the wrong sloots breh

Not true. If she's 6/10 or above, in shape and clean looking, I rather enjoy getting my face soggy.

agreed

[JtuffA]

Speak for your self OP. I love eating pu$sy.

Being in between them thighs while touching her all over, hearing her moaning in extasy.. Seriously one if the biggest turn-ons for me. I could stay down there for ages coz I enjoy it so much.

Only exception is a ONS.

[Brad155]

women like to please men and its a turn on for them to be dominated/slutty.

[SNino]

I absolutely love it, it's like a joystick when u know what u do.. the way u control her and make her moan and grind is a turn on! head gets squeezed between dem legs.. just make sure to do it after a shower.. not fool proof, but reduces the risk of a bad experience significantly

[shotgun85]

u know how i know ur a *******?


u obv suck at it hard and have no clue how to do it. otherwise u would know that if u know how to make a girl crazy by licking her she will be ur private sexslave and do anything u want. 299% srs


edit: who in the right mind would ever go down on someone if he/she hasnt showered within the last 30-60mins? Its like if u would wonder why a girls angus tastes like **** if she didnt shower since 3 days. some posts here rly make me WTF

[Jimbo0731]

When it's a clean poosay I love to go down. Feels good knowing I can make my woman squirm uncontrollably with my tongue and a couple fingers. Smell turns me right on.

But would never go down on a random pickup ever....chit can be just as dangerous as raw-doggin it.

[PatridgeAlan]

I don't think girls like sukking cawk brah

[TMDUK]

Rather suck a nice clean dink and I'm not even gay

[Lucianus]

Because its like making out with the flappy part of a dogs sloppy, drooling gums. Smells like it too

omg

[GardHainer]

Pretty rare that it actually tastes bad, I I've gone down on pretty much every girl I've banged.

A bad one can be bad tho, there's one in particular I remember. Got super wet so quickly and the juices were like slim, like snot even and tasted so bad. Actually killed my boner.

But a nice peach looking snatch with no smell I'll eat for days

[Phoenix9369]

Pussy eating > getting your dick sucked
Srs

[AfroChampion]

Only eat poosy when in serious relationship crew

[Lucianus]

I'm a ******* but I like watching porn where a guy is eating out a girl (srs) don't know why

[Rain50]

When I'm doing it, I don't notice any bad smells or taste, but after I'm done I notice it on my face and probably up in my nose a bit.. smell that smell for days

[NoFeels]

Strong use of 'no homo' ITT.

[MillimeterPeter]

Saving tongue for marriage crew.

[whateversclever]

Take your time. Never straight to the clit. She won't enjoy it unless she knows YOURE enjoying it. Take your time. The only women you'll eat out are women you really care about and vice versa. Be sensual, not fast and lizardy. Take your time. If she's clean and sexy and fit, lick the ass too. She will think you're a superhero.

[MIA305dumbbells]

any tips on how to become a pro with my tongue?

Give her an Australian kiss. It's like a french kiss, but down unda.

[Chezdon]

Thats why you only eat the pussy fresh out of the shower. If the bitch cant wash herself properly do it yourself.

This. I only eat a girl out if she's had a shower. Luckily I have one in my bedroom so if I have a girl here I get her to shower properly then I go to town on her. If she's properly shaved...

Nothing better than sticking your tongue in a freshly cleaned butthole and having her doing the same to you...

[VinnyPazRules]

I'v been thinking for a long time:

like to suck a dink, really love it.
dink isn't gross/smells bad/tastes bad or smth.



so why pussy tastes so bad and dink tastes so good
srs.

key points in your post, i have some bad news *******, for your father that is

[HouseBro]

negged for hating to go to chow town

[bruverend]

but it's all sweaty down there and smells BAD.
btw, any tips on how to become a pro with my tongue?

spell the alphabet with your tongue and when she reacts, stick to that letter lol

[FalconPunchBrah]

Lmao at you *******s who have smelly ass hoes to go down on.

Dfw gf vagina has no smell and tastes somewhat sweet.

Dfw go down for so long that your mouth starts to hurt

Dfw only time it smells is when she's on her period

Get yourself some clean bishes ******* virgins.

[FitnessBlue]

love eating poosy, ate the poosy of all my ONS

My crew*

How can any red blooded male NOT gobble a vag???!

wow...

[richie305]

her reaction isn't the best one lol. she prefers sex than me going down to her, and that means that i'm suck at eating her haha
what's akward in giving tips for healthy sex? I really need those tips .



thanks. will try.

Real men eat pussay.