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A miscer plays an introverted lonely soul who is drawn out by the female voice of his computer operating system only to discover she is in fact a he.
Miscer still faps to his voice anyways.
(Her)
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08-05-2014, 06:34 PM #241*Platinum Account*
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Sloots come and go but moms are forever
Get to know your parents: you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it: it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
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08-05-2014, 06:39 PM #242Registered User
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Shanghai Nights
Jackie Chan and Donnie Yen take Owen Wilson night clubbing in Shanghai as the three men hunt for whores. Rated MA17.
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08-05-2014, 06:41 PM #243¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mid : Leona goes mid and goes 9-0
Planet of the Ape: There's just one left.
Jango Unchained: Now people have no confusion about the nameI hate you all srs
Confirmed Maxes : Bench-240 Deadlift-495 Squat-365
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08-05-2014, 06:44 PM #244Registered User
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Few Goo Men.
Tom Cruise finds that he can't handle the goo.
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08-05-2014, 07:03 PM #245Registered User
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Hoe Alone.
An underage hoe protects her home from burglars.
Fire Down Blow
Steven Seagal stars in his first porno.
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08-05-2014, 07:08 PM #246Deputy Lifter
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A heart warming story about the only night time illumination in a small Texas town
"Friday Night Light"
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A gritty horror tale set in a small Alaska town where vampires find themselves trapped when the sun comes up way too early
"3 Days of Night"{**Dirty South Crew**}
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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08-05-2014, 07:11 PM #247Sheriff Sirus
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Lord of the Rigs
A tale about how a group of modern day pirates begin seizing multiple oil rigs, and the CEO who is trying to halt their expansion.Nod and say g'day to everyone I make eye contact with
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08-05-2014, 07:21 PM #248Deputy Lifter
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Sigourney Weaver and her crew land their spacecraft on a desolate planet after hearing a distress call.......only to find repo men waiting to take their ship.
"Liens"{**Dirty South Crew**}
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
Edmond Burke
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08-05-2014, 07:31 PM #249Registered User
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Pide and Prejudice
A Turkish bakery owner must overcome local suspicion in 1960s American deep south
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08-05-2014, 08:06 PM #250IGF1-Akt-mTor1/2 Brah
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An unfortunately named young man struggles with growing up under the same roof of his precocious grandfather and a butch overbearing mother:
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08-05-2014, 08:10 PM #251Registered User
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My C-grade contributions to this glorious thread, since all the good movie titles have been used.
Lick - Adam Sandler eats Kate Beckinsale's vag for an hour and a half. Rated MA17.
Fist of Fur - Bruce Lee meets his ultimate match... a grizzly bear. Who will be victorious?
Rear Widow - A woman who's husband recently passed away finds that she actually likes taking it up the rear, which she would never allow her husband to do. What other sexual inhibitions will she let go of as she navigates single womanhood?
The Ew Guy - Yeah, this guy is pretty disgusting.
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08-05-2014, 08:26 PM #252Banned
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A woman loses her custody battle for her kids in a divorce settlement. In order to spend more time with them, she dresses up as a man and gets hired by her ex-husband to be the new butler of the house.
"Mr. Doubtfire"
Also...
A woman dresses up like a spider to do chores around the house more quickly. Dumb bitch doesn't realize the costume does nothing for her except traumatize her ******* kids.
"The Amazing Spider-Ma"
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08-05-2014, 08:36 PM #253Registered User
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28 Weeks Late - Yes, you're pregnant.
The Colon - Forced underground by the next ice age, a struggling survivors must fight to preserve humanity against a threat even more smelly than nature.
Murder at 160 - Homicide detective Harlan Regis is called in to investigate the murder but he wrote down the wrong address.Last edited by jovikidd; 08-05-2014 at 08:42 PM.
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08-05-2014, 08:59 PM #254Banned
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I just thought of a few more.
A billionaire runs around town in a costume raping people. Nobody is sure of his identity, but they have other problems to worry about. Who the f*ck is going to stop the psycho clown killing innocent people?
"The Dark Night"
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A man finally wins something in his life and immediately leaves his chitty life behind, including his fat wife and bratty ******* kids.
"Gone with the Win"
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A rock climber gets his arm caught under a rock while mountain climbing by himself. Realizing he's in the middle of buttfukk nowhere, he immediately cuts his arm off and proceeds to climb rocks.
"12 Hours"
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Michael Jordan returns to basketball one last time to compete for a title. Even though he owns the Charlotte Hornets, he decides to sign with Chicago again. Scottie Pippen and crazy Dennis Rodman make comebacks, too. North Korea's dictator makes a surprise cameo appearance, which isn't a surprise anymore since I just revealed he's making a surprise cameo.
"Aging Bull"
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An angel reveals to a businessman that he never existed, and the life he thought he was living was a figment of some retarded kid's imagination.
"It's A Wonderful Lie"
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08-05-2014, 09:08 PM #255Registered User
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Alen vs. Predators
A man takes it on himself to uncover online child predators and kill them (dexter style); but is eventually told to "take a seat" when his once hero , Chris Hansen, confronts him and tells him to piss off because he's killing business. There is a bad ass fight scene in the end similar to that of obiwan, anakin and Darth maul. Pissening.Paris Jackson is my future wife so back off. No Chris Hansen please.
Sprinkles are for winners crew
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08-05-2014, 09:22 PM #256IGF1-Akt-mTor1/2 Brah
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An Asian girl obsessed with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre growing up in an all white neighborhood takes her frustration out on her school mates by killing them and wearing their skin discovers that sometimes beauty really is skin deep:
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08-05-2014, 09:23 PM #257Banned
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Mr. Doubtfire
Melissa McCarthy dresses up as a dude in order to become a male caretaker who takes care of her mother, who she ran away from as a child, but now wants to reconnect, but doesn't want to do it as herself because she feels so guilty.
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08-05-2014, 09:59 PM #258I lift dead people.
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The Wizard of "O"
JediRN's acclaimed guide to pleasing a woman in bed.A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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08-05-2014, 10:12 PM #259Registered User
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Rush Hou
- Chris Tucker needs to rush his chinese friend Hou Chan to the airport in time to get his last flight home
Shallow Al
- Hal's name is now Al
Supersize E
- Ectasy...gone Wild
Gone With The Win
- The father of a poor family wins the lottery and ditches his family with the money
One With The Wind
- A Native American boys journey to find his spirit in nature
Brother Ear
- A guy turns into an ear
Oy Story
- A kid gives his Australian away m8
Ugs Life
- The story of a suburban white girlToo scared to join crews crew
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08-06-2014, 12:03 AM #260Registered User
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whats eating gilbert rape
Leonardo dicaprio plays a retarded rapist with an obese mom
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08-06-2014, 07:55 AM #261
Irates of the Caribbean- Jonny dep is a pirate that takes his grumpy crew on a quest for oranges to cute their scurvy but they are angry the whole time
Tansformers- shape shifting aliens come to earth to battle their enemies, and are assisted by a beach bum that teaches them how to get proper tans
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08-06-2014, 08:11 AM #262only once
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He Shining
A prequel following the story of a vampire named Edward Cullen in his younger years. Upon reaching adolescent, Edward soon discovers new vampiric powers that would change his sexuality forever..*Official Misc Photography Crew*
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08-06-2014, 09:06 AM #263
Navy captain and British loyalist Tory will smith is fighting the American colonies when the planet is invaded by aliens. Will smith has to use his navy skills and the help of native Americans to defeat the aliens, in order to show the superiority of the British crown, and ensure the colonies remain colonies dependent on England
Dependence day
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08-06-2014, 09:26 AM #264Registered User
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factor
Charlie discovers that once you go black, you never go back.
(no racist)
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08-06-2014, 10:56 AM #265OfficialMisc Gynecologist
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Mula
A story about Mulan's quest to open a pawn shop to make the "mula".
No Mongolians were permitted during the casting of this film.
(mulan)Forever steps : jamestown0101, kineticforce
"Out of the ashes of the old world, a new world can then come into being." - Eckhart Tolle
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08-06-2014, 11:39 AM #266IGF1-Akt-mTor1/2 Brah
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In this alternate-reality rom-com, Hitler has actually survived and is now looking for a partner to finish what he started... Will he find true love instead?
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08-06-2014, 12:54 PM #267Registered User
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Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, RDJ, Scarlett Johannsen get into an epic set of battles vs. Seth Rogan, Paul Rudd, Meagan Fox, And Simon Pegg.
"Stars War"Former MISC Empire Crew. Had a lot of good times.
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08-06-2014, 01:19 PM #268anonymousGuest
Life of Bran
Think you know fiber? Think again. We separate the wheat from the chaff to show you that muffin is hiding a dangerous secret.
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08-06-2014, 01:23 PM #269Fake Admin
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Lie of Pi
one crazy professor goes against mathUsername changes are not an option
Multiple accounts will be IP banned
Posts will only be deleted if forum rules are violated (Think before you post)
-http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=162014423
Ignorance is not an excuse.
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08-06-2014, 02:41 PM #270
An Indian princess with a booty to die for falls in love with colonialist john smith, but he isn't ready for that jelly.
Pocahotas
A bunch of miscers go on a black and white adventure to find the killer of a hooker in old town, meanwhile the cops have their own worries as their reps keep going down
In city
A bar full of hot bartenders that dance on the bar and hook up with customers is shut down as it's ground Zero for a new std
Coote ugly
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