Hello everyone, today I was pulling weeds at my job and it hit me...
I'm shredded.. I care for lawns... Sexuality. Hooters. Hooters. Omg this is basically hooters... The opposite though.
When we think of hooters we think of hot bitches in booty shorts and small shirts, doing the most womanly thing... Serving men.
When we think of shredded lawncare we now think of it as shredded shirtless men doing the most manly civillian act... Lawn care.
Sexuality sells. Plan to be opening up my business summer of 2015
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Thread: Founder of Shredded Lawncare
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07-30-2014, 12:33 PM #1Under Construction . . .
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Founder of Shredded Lawncare
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Bench: 405 sets of 6, 315 for 20
Squat: 495 for 6 sets of 12, 675x1
Deadlift: 685
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07-30-2014, 12:34 PM #2Registered User
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Sexuality sells if you are a women.
yolo- you only lift once
Sumo Deadlift: 480 x1
Back Squat: 450 x1
Bench: 240 x1
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07-30-2014, 12:37 PM #3Under Construction . . .
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Women like sexy men just as we like sexy womenOriginally Posted by sgttom
Instagram: @Johneffer
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Johnefferlol2/videos
Bench: 405 sets of 6, 315 for 20
Squat: 495 for 6 sets of 12, 675x1
Deadlift: 685
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07-30-2014, 12:50 PM #4Baby Boyz
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Inb4 all your customers are gay guys lol
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07-30-2014, 12:50 PM #5The swimmer
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Thats true but women dont have to orgasm regularlyOriginally Posted by Johneffer
Event/Current/Goal
200 IM/1:59.60/1:54.99
100 Back/54.60/51.99
100 Free/48.05/47.49
50 Free/22.11/21.99
Call me Rich cuz I'm here bro
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07-30-2014, 12:52 PM #6Registered User
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sorry bro it isn't the same, hire some women for your company and it may work.Originally Posted by Johneffer
yolo- you only lift once
Sumo Deadlift: 480 x1
Back Squat: 450 x1
Bench: 240 x1
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07-30-2014, 12:52 PM #7Under Construction . . .
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That's probably true... I'm sure lesbos go into hooters thoOriginally Posted by James24WR
Instagram: @Johneffer
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Johnefferlol2/videos
Bench: 405 sets of 6, 315 for 20
Squat: 495 for 6 sets of 12, 675x1
Deadlift: 685
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07-30-2014, 12:58 PM #8Registered User
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He is a competitive bodybuilder so I am sure he is used to itOriginally Posted by James24WR
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yolo- you only lift once
Sumo Deadlift: 480 x1
Back Squat: 450 x1
Bench: 240 x1
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07-30-2014, 01:25 PM #9anonymousGuest
Pretty sure this has extreme potential to turn into g4p
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07-30-2014, 01:26 PM #10Under Construction . . .
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Johneffer the lawneffer
Instagram: @Johneffer
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Johnefferlol2/videos
Bench: 405 sets of 6, 315 for 20
Squat: 495 for 6 sets of 12, 675x1
Deadlift: 685
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07-30-2014, 02:25 PM #11Registered User
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Fine grass care, speedo and shaved ass hair co?
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07-30-2014, 02:38 PM #12Banned
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Awful idea LMAO
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07-30-2014, 02:40 PM #13Manlet of Peace
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Lol this, besides the fact that this would already be child pornoOriginally Posted by Silverback1996
B: 185x3
S: 275x3
D: 315x5x2
"inb4 next richard hawthorn"
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My workout log of gains
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07-30-2014, 02:42 PM #14Under Construction . . .
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how? whats wrong with being shirtless doing lawn care i did that all this summerOriginally Posted by Enficy
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Bench: 405 sets of 6, 315 for 20
Squat: 495 for 6 sets of 12, 675x1
Deadlift: 685
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07-30-2014, 02:54 PM #15Spoon Pic Connoisseur
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Lol I've seen other miscers say they were gonna do this too... Not a new concept
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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07-30-2014, 03:12 PM #16#quadgiventalent
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no it wouldnt be you phukking retardOriginally Posted by Enficy
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07-30-2014, 03:13 PM #17Certified Gainster
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Logo?
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07-30-2014, 03:14 PM #18Under Construction . . .
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like a muscle arm and a guy with a stogie in his mouth with a sun hat on, with a shovel in his handOriginally Posted by Lionology
Instagram: @Johneffer
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Johnefferlol2/videos
Bench: 405 sets of 6, 315 for 20
Squat: 495 for 6 sets of 12, 675x1
Deadlift: 685
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07-30-2014, 03:30 PM #19Registered User
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could be something else in his mouth, nom sayin?Originally Posted by Johneffer
yolo- you only lift once
Sumo Deadlift: 480 x1
Back Squat: 450 x1
Bench: 240 x1
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07-30-2014, 03:37 PM #20Registered User
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Would mow lawns with my rig out for cash.
Hola when you're ready to take the company international and I'll front the Australian chain brah
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07-30-2014, 03:47 PM #21anonymousGuestAccording to your logic, a 16 year old male being shirtless at the beach would be illegal lol.Originally Posted by Enficy
Child pron= photos or videos of someone under the age of consent.
A 15 year old boy could walk down the street dick a flapping and ass out and wouldn't be arrested for child pron. Now if you took a picture of said ass or cawk then yes you would have child pron.
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07-30-2014, 03:55 PM #22Banned
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07-30-2014, 04:08 PM #23Registered User
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this is some fukked up g4p isnt it?
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07-30-2014, 04:22 PM #24Manlet of Peace
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Any excessive show of skin on another mans property is child pronoOriginally Posted by Johneffer
Why so rustled meatey? Never seen you so rustled at me before :'(..Originally Posted by Meadey
How do you know somebody across the street isn't taking pics to fap later? Think about itOriginally Posted by Silverback1996
Yes, corvade, it is. This is worse than Matt Ogus.Originally Posted by corvade
B: 185x3
S: 275x3
D: 315x5x2
"inb4 next richard hawthorn"
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My workout log of gains
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166788801
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07-30-2014, 04:27 PM #25#quadgiventalent
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1) no it isntOriginally Posted by Enficy
2) because you're an idiot
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07-30-2014, 05:05 PM #26because MERICA that's why
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not in 'Merica op.
When thinking of lawn care you think of illegal mexicans (no racist)
- If you want to do the equivalent of a male hooters....fireman, mechanic, or just build sheet with clothes off or just become like that guy from the 50 shades of gray books and you'll be good.
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07-30-2014, 05:17 PM #27Manlet of Peace
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Meatey.. see the light..Originally Posted by Meadey
I'm trolling you.
B: 185x3
S: 275x3
D: 315x5x2
"inb4 next richard hawthorn"
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My workout log of gains
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166788801
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07-30-2014, 05:19 PM #28#quadgiventalent
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You:Originally Posted by Enficy
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07-30-2014, 05:20 PM #29Under Construction . . .
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hahaha ty!!Originally Posted by elpussyslayer
Instagram: @Johneffer
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Johnefferlol2/videos
Bench: 405 sets of 6, 315 for 20
Squat: 495 for 6 sets of 12, 675x1
Deadlift: 685
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07-30-2014, 05:53 PM #30The swimmer
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He doesn't use a lawnmower. He uses his teeth
Event/Current/Goal
200 IM/1:59.60/1:54.99
100 Back/54.60/51.99
100 Free/48.05/47.49
50 Free/22.11/21.99
Call me Rich cuz I'm here bro
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