I'll give you brahs some cliffs, rate my azzholeness on a scale of 1-10
- month or two ago meet girl at party
- bang her hard in hot tub at party that night
- she finds my fb and gives me her #
- go over to her house and bang a few times
- take her to party she asks what we are I say straight up "we are just friends with benefits"... fuk later that night
- go over once or twice a week to watch a movie and bangout
- get absolutely trashed on my birthday at the beach with buds and was supposed to go over to her house but nah she offered to pick me up but I was too wasted to want to go
- ignore her texts
- she begs me to pick up a b-day present she said took her like 5 hours or whatever to make
- I no reply for a week or so until it gets so bad that I txt her to that we are done and to fuk off
- show up at a party that same night that she so happens to be there (lol)
- Tell her that I'm fukking someone else and she is going absolutely nuts on me
- bishing to me, crying all night, etc etc
- Get text this morning that "I'm a fcking pssy etc etc etc"
fukking sloots mane, caught the feelings.
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07-24-2014, 07:51 PM #1
El Oh El.... Apparently I am "The worst guy I have ever been with" STORY TIME
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fuk u ******* i tried to stop u from bangin my sis...knew this would happen...
thats why i would always knock on the door and ask if u wanted my dominos cookie mid-coitus*girls compliment my waist crew*
*and my back dimples crew*
*gained 20 pounds since then crew*
*still get complimented on my waist crew*
*confronted a bully crew*
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*finished it by punching him in my balls crew*
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About 7.5, you should have been straight up way earlier.
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you kinda seem like a dick bro
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