ITT- famous quotes converted into misc knowledge

[ArtBrah]

Why lift when it's all about the face.

-Some ugly *******.

[BigG21]

"Start of lurker, Finish as MOD"- Christiano Rinaldo

[kahri]

Give her the D
-Rene Descartes

[Rebounds45]

Never say never, because negs, like fears, are often just an illusion.

- Michael Jordan

[FistoTheSexbot]

Monica
-Denzel Washington

[jtaylor2010]

"A green doesn't concern himself with the opinion of reds."
- unknown



"A wise and frugal mod, which shall restrain miscers from trolling one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of miscing and lulz, and shall not take from the user cp the reps it has earned. This is the sum of good modding, and this is necessary to close the circlue of our felicities."
- Thomas Jefferson

[JMAG90]

Let me tell you something you already know. The misc ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as the misc. But it ain’t about how hard you neg. It’s about how hard you can get negged and keep staying green; how much you can take and keep staying green. That’s how miscing is done! Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the negs, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't got the rep power you want because of him, or her, or anybody. Reds do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!

Best one in thread srs

OP's were great too though.

Reps all around.

[jtaylor2010]

We are just an advanced breed of posters on a minor forum of a very average internet. But we can understand the Misc. That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking

It is generally recognised that sloots are better than bros at making sandwiches, attention whoring and getting unjustly repped, but less good at bringing lulz and not being slooty. It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that sloots might be less good at miscing.
- Stephen Hawking


All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: gains, protein, PRs, reps, lulz, hnnng.
- Winston Churchill

[DasPhilosopher]

Ahhhhhh hahaahahahahaa



Thread of the year.

[DasPhilosopher]

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find the misc. �Mark Twain

:,(


I love you mark twain.

[JediRN]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Misc, I will fear no negs: for Proudmanlet is with me; his rod and his staff they comfort me. (no homo) -Psalms 23:4

[theoxinthebox]

Do your squats, spread your greens and don't let trolls be mean to you

- every Instagram #fitfam sloot

[jfcundiff]

"Give me reps or give me death!"- Patrick Henry at the Virginia Misc Convention in 1775.

[YouAwareBro]

I live my life one quarter rep at a time

-Dominic toretto

[DinoPOOP]

"Son, I am disappoint" - Darth Vader

[TheCommonwealth]

'We're born alone, we misc alone, we die alone. Only through our posts can we create the illusion that we're not alone.' - Orson Welles

[DinoPOOP]

"Who's the more foolish, the red or the green who reps him?" -Obi-wan Kenobi

"Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the misc? My grandmother had a misc. Nothing to boast of. You could post around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with *******s. They'd come on a reddit link and gorged themselves on reps. So how do you get *******s off the misc? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We posted a homo thread. Then we wrote [reps] as bait and the *******s would come for the penor and... they would fall into the negs. And after a month, you have trapped all the *******s, but what do you do then? Throw them into the ocean? Burn them? No. You just leave them and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two ******* survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the misc, but now they don't crave penor anymore. Now, they only eat other *******s. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us." -Silva, Skyfall

[STAYDENCH]

The higher rep power they have

The harder they neg

[RippedManlet]

"Neg me coward, you're only going to make a man red" - Che Guevera's last words

[TheCommonwealth]

'I believe in the misc. I believe that posting is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing and ****ing a lot. I believe in lifting heavy when everyone else just wants to watch the world burn. I believe that the prettiest girls are the slootiest girls.' - Audrey Hepburn

[Century83]

"BRB Using imagination since no pics" - Stevie Wonder

Fkin lost it

[LuckyDean]

Sumerian Proverbs -


Who can compete lifting? It creates life.

You should not neg the miscer of that which is already red.

What has taken the red pill will exhibit resistance.

If you like sucking dinks, don't talk to anyone about it.

He who possesses many sloots is constantly on guard.

Possessions make trust of crucial importance.

Good fortune is embedded in being Alpha and wisdom.

To be a sick **** and insist on demanding more is admirable.

Don't bang whales now; you will attract riper fruit later.

The lives of the reds do not survive their deaths.

In the city where there are no Alphas, the Miscer is boss.

In the city of the lame, a beta is the courier.

What has been spoken in secret will be revealed in the sloots quarters.

When a dishonest Grapefruit is sailing, it runs aground.

A heart never created hatred; Cell tech created hatred.

A Jason Genova as sweet as a husband does not grow in the steppe.

May the goddess Inana make a hot-limbed sloot lie with you! May she bestow upon you broad-shouldered Alpha sons! May she seek out for you in Thailand!

He who does not support a wife, he who does not support a child, has no cause for celebration.

A malicious sloot living in the house is worse than all diseases.

Marrying is Human. Having children is divine.

A chattering Sloot is silenced by her mother. A chattering Alpha is not silenced by his mother.

To be sick is acceptable; to be pregnant is painful; but to be pregnant and a sloot is just too much.

A brewing trough not previously tried is put to the test by means of salt. A mixing jar not previously tried is put to the test by means of water. A son-in-law whose behavior is unknown is put to the test by means of quarrels.

He didn't lift the weights during winter. And at summer time he turned his hand to Frog tech.

[raj91]

"This is new and exciting" Christopher Columbus

[proudmanlet]

"Better to lurk and be thought a fool than post and remove all doubt." Mark Twain

[MeanRuse]

"Zyzz is dead." -Nietzsche

"A pic, a pic! My gainz for a pic!" -Shakespeare

[BorisTheCat]

"You can close your eyes to the reds you do not want to see, but you cannot close your CP to the negs you do not want to feel." -Johnny Depp

"If you realize that all miscers chitpost, there is nothing you will try and hold on to. If you are not afraid of a neg train, there is nothing you cannot achieve." -Lao Tzu

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about the misc.... jk negged *******." -Robert Frost

[laxbro22]

I can do all things through ZYZZ who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13


But seek first his gym and his shreddyness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Matthew 6:33


Trust in the GYM with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge it, and it will make your body shredded. Proverbs 3:5-6


Zyzz replied: ” ‘Love the Gym your home with all your muscle and with all your veins and with all your gains.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your brah as yourself.’ Matthew 22:37-39


A merry bicep does good like a medicine; but a broken ligament dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22

[Metalhead44]

"Nietzsche is dead." -Zyzz

fixed

[KokuDES]

On the seventh day god smashed with the force 1000 FA virgins

[bambam601]

Listen, guys. I'm working two jobs. I'm working here, and I got another job at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Okay? I'm doing that just to buy more supps to explore my inner beast and become completely ripped. Now the last thing I need is curls in the squat rack. I'm just gonna ask you guys. Please, come on. Really. Just think about it. Just be smart.
-Cpt. Gene from The Other Guys