Ask a brah interning at a Monsanto Lab anything...

[SkyGuardian]

Also op, since Monsanto has based its entire existence on developing crops to be glyphosate(round up) resistant, and weeds that are immune to glyphosate have begun to pop up, how do you feel about Monsanto's future prospects?

I don't work in the Herbicide and Pesticide sector but just as bacteria become immune to antibiotics, why would weeds be any different. I feel confident that Monsanto will provide solutions.

[cr9messi]

Is it true that a group of high-profile investors are gonna buy out the company this year?


One of my sources that moles around told me this.

[iOtogi]

So many ad-hominems I can't even begin to properly construct an argument for you. Regardless, I'll do my best. The entire basis of your argument is that I am weak-minded for willingly working for a company that is under heavy scrutinization by a small cult of followers (namely your sect). Until Monsanto has done something legally wrong, I am not about to sit here and argue over morals. It's far too tiring and will lead to nowhere. Hence why I'd rather not indulge in such conversations. I will say I believe in their products from a scientific standpoint.

lol yeah...small cult

you are indeed a weak minded clown

I used to live with a guy like u, his girlfriend wore the pants in the relationship....I wonder if yours does too.....

[Unitofmeasure]

How can you express such love for a revolutionary like Zyzz, but defend and work at a corporation that stands to destroy all things human?

[SkyGuardian]

lol yeah...small cult

you are indeed a weak minded clown

I used to live with a guy like u, his girlfriend wore the pants in the relationship....I wonder if yours does too.....

I dumped my past 2 girlfriends. No they didn't cheat.

[SkyGuardian]

How can you express such love for a revolutionary like Zyzz, but defend and work at a corporation that stands to destroy all things human?

Because das it mane

[cr9messi]

I dumped my past 2 girlfriends. No they didn't cheat.

Answer my question brah. I need to know so I can begin my investments.

[SkyGuardian]

Is it true that a group of high-profile investors are gonna buy out the company this year?


One of my sources that moles around told me this.

I'm just an intern, how would I possibly know this.

[cr9messi]

I'm just an intern, how would I possibly know this.

You haven't seen a new group of men carry briefcases coming in and out recently? Just answer yes or no brah, that's all I need.

[iOtogi]

I dumped my past 2 girlfriends. No they didn't cheat'.

lol

[Unitofmeasure]

You haven't seen a new group of men carry briefcases coming in and out recently? Just answer yes or no brah, that's all I need.

nikka u went full potato

[BakersChoice]

http://www.responsibletechnology.org...ife-March-2005

das
it
mane

Basically if 2 farmers live next to each other and farmer 1 uses gmo seeds, and farmer 2 uses organic seeds. Monsanto makes farmer 2 PROVE that his crop hasnt been cross contaminated, instead of monsanto proving that the crops have been cross contaminated themselves. Then they take the farmers to court and run up the legal fees so high the farmers cant even pay the legal fees (not to mention the if monsanto wins the case)

STRONG monopoly.
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http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-07...anto-gm-crops/

Sorry, this is just a topic i hold very close, my family has had issues with monsanto and continues too.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23224412
looks like there is..

Waiting for OP's rebuttal...

[Rufflez]

how is it

[OhioStateBucki]

Did they already remove your soul or do they do that on day 1 of training?

[BuralBrah]

OP, you are a 5'7" manlet who works at monsanto. No one cares about whaty you have to say. You prob went to some 3rd tier **** university thats only listed under the 4th tier college section of USnews. hope u die of cancer from all the "healthy" GMO foods u eat at work. Fukin disporportionate looking manlet with a chit back / love handles. LMAO

[m1n2v5]

just coming in to neg and see if you have anything intelligent to say to the posts about suing for alleged cross contamination

[BuralBrah]

That's right stay quiet you little manlet. Time to go back to your manlet cage. None of your arguments against the anti-monsanto articles posted here are well articulated, just filled with misc lingo and other superficial memes. Judging by how dumb you sound, I doubt you're even good with chemistry or use chemistry in the manlet cancer lab you work in. I guess your chit community college you went to never taught you how to form a valid refutation huh? Try defend your chit company with something intelligible instead of just spouting out random shallow childish bullchit.

Like I said, go back to your little manlet cage where your monsanto corn feed is waiting for you. "GMO is the future".. --SkyRetard.

ROFLMAO. Really hope you die of cancer from all the GMO vapor in the air you breathe in while working in your manlet lab . Pls die of cancer asap.

Negged and negged on recharge. I guess that disproportionately large head of yours hasn't helped you with your intelligence at all. Just keep eating the monsanto GMO feed though Can't wait to see how your future offspring will look like. Phuck face

[BDPfit]

I don't know why you denied the legal aspect of Monsanto, it's well known that their tactics are simply despicable.

How do you feel about labeling GMO products? What logical reason is there to NOT label GMOs for public knowledge? And yes, I realize certain products, like corn, are all GMO'd at this point


I'm not necessarily against GMO crops but I hate the attack on small farmers and the avoidance of labeling. If you don't want to label your own products that means you're scared of something

[TreFo]

GMO food fukks up my stomach, ulcerative colitis brah checkin in


what kind of DNA do u modify in the food?

[TrustMeBrah]

It's entirely not truthfully incredulously possible.


Corn does indeed taste like corn.

How does Monsanto know what corn tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think corn tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.

[ectobruh]

inb4 op disappears irl and randomly "banned"

[chlaxman]

Waiting for OP's rebuttal...

Nobody understands the Schmeiser case...Monsanto can't sue because their crops cross-pollinate another field. Schmeiser was sued and lost because he found cross-pollinated plants, had those plants specifically harvested, stored the seed until next year, and then planted it.

If anyone thinks Monsanto can sue simply because their crops spread, you are retarded.

[Sh0x]

OP why would the company's products be banned in the following countries: Austria, Bulgaria, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Japan, Luxembourg, Madeira, New Zealand, Peru, South Australia, Russia, France, and Switzerland?

Do you think these well developed countries based this on nothing but tin hat bs? Or do you think it was heavily researched? Please keep going on about how Monsanto has done nothing bad to the world rofl.

Why are we asking an Intern, that know's less about Monsanto than i've ever seen, anything about Monsanto?

Enjoy your paid expense trip and King size bed. Corporate bitch open your eyes.

[tbarabash]

Can you drop a bomb in the exec's office for me?

srs.

[BuralBrah]

OP why would the company's products be banned in the following countries: Austria, Bulgaria, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Japan, Luxembourg, Madeira, New Zealand, Peru, South Australia, Russia, France, and Switzerland?

Do you think these well developed countries based this on nothing but tin hat bs? Or do you think it was heavily researched? Please keep going on about how Monsanto has done nothing bad to the world rofl.

Why are we asking an Intern, that know's less about Monsanto than i've ever seen, anything about Monsanto?

Enjoy your paid expense trip and King size bed. Corporate bitch open your eyes.

karma is abitch tho. Hope OP develops lung cancer and it spreads to his useless brain while working in the lab. Hope he gets monsanto's chemo and dies like a little bitch looking like a 90 year old grandpa at age 25 from all the monsanto GMO feed/radiation/chemotherapy he got. LOL

[Ghosting]

[Sh0x]

[BuralBrah]

In on neg train for ****-face OP. PM me if u wanna get repped

[Rayaarito]

Just here loling that I had no idea who Monsato was and what gmos were. Ima get cancer now. But is there proof that it ****s with humans? Srs

[mechan9]

OP, do you look at your own sperm under the microscope in the lab?