Ask a brah interning at a Monsanto Lab anything...

[Johnnyfalcon731]

lol at you thinking GMO's are perfectly fine. theres a reason why its banned in a lot of countries

^^ this and we won't know the consequences.. We are the clinical study!
Insecticides on the inside and outside of ones food cannot be good for you..

[Imgonnabeamisc]

if i could write out an infinite sentence of lolololol in response, i would.

there's a reason its considered one of the most evil companies in the world lol

agent orange should be the first answer that comes to most people.

OP is so fukkin clueless lmfao.

See my post on page 2 that OP is ignoring about the agent orange.

[SkyGuardian]

OP is so fukkin clueless lmfao.

See my post on page 2 that OP is ignoring about the agent orange.

I actually read extensively about agent orange. I'm a chemist afterall.

[wellyeah]

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[C-Winger]

What if I told you............prove it?


Somehow I find a way. I have dreams of crops engulfed in wild fire.

[stylishbrah]

What campus are you at brah? Fellow Monsanto brah checking-in

[ThaSnow]

Are there any studies showing the different effects between GMO foods and non GMO foods in the guts microbiome?

[SkyGuardian]

You missed my point, but it's all good. I'll sum it up with: why do you think everyone hates Monsanto and GMO's, but you and everyone you work with feel like you're saving the planet and doing humanity a service?

Do you consider yourself a normal, average person, or do you have any special characteristics that separate you from the general population? I'm curious if Monsanto only hires a specific type of person, outside of your degree in Chemistry of course.

Thanks brah, I'm interested in the company from a psychological standpoint.

I think everyone hates Monsanto just the way the general population has always hated new technology at first throughout history. There are always hiccups in science that are unavoidable but these hiccups are what keep our species moving forward. People fear what they do not understand, especially when it comes to ANYTHING organic. For some reason altering anything in nature is deemed as an evil thing to do. Yet in order for our species to survive and meet population demands.....other techniques must be brought to light.


I think, judging from your psychological based comments, you view me as some sort of hired sociopath.

[ord11b]

No one I work with even lifts.

implying that miscers lift...

[SkyGuardian]

Are there any studies showing the different effects between GMO foods and non GMO foods in the guts microbiome?

I honestly wouldn't know, I'd venture to guess there is absolutely no difference.

[SkyGuardian]

implying that miscers lift...

Aw fuk bye

[SkyGuardian]

I work for Philip Morris, you mad?

How do you like it redbrah?

[awds]

What do you do day to day? And do you plan to start working for monsanto upon completion of your internship?

[Westminster10]

monsanto = agent orange

how does this make you feel op? gosh, you must really like being an evil person

[wellyeah]

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[SkyGuardian]

how do i get in? srs

what are some careers one can get in with Bio degree? srs .

anything at all

Anything in agriculture is a huge plus for them, go through a contract company to have them help you find placement.

One of my supervisors has a BS in Biology srs

[Perfectbrah213]

Stats: 5'7"

No wonder you want to work for a company that's trying to kill everyone

[5hogun]

I'm glad you're a 5'7, stupid, dickless, smug, little cretin. Good luck with your internship kunt—You'll fit in there perfectly.

[JimmyReese]

Basically if 2 farmers live next to each other and farmer 1 uses gmo seeds, and farmer 2 uses organic seeds. Monsanto makes farmer 2 PROVE that his crop hasnt been cross contaminated, instead of monsanto proving that the crops have been cross contaminated themselves. Then they take the farmers to court and run up the legal fees so high the farmers cant even pay the legal fees (not to mention the if monsanto wins the case)

STRONG monopoly.
.
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-07...anto-gm-crops/

Sorry, this is just a topic i hold very close, my family has had issues with monsanto and continues too.

This happened to a guy near me. He's been fighting monsanto about this since the late 90s (canola cross contamination)

[SkyGuardian]

What do you do day to day? And do you plan to start working for monsanto upon completion of your internship?

Typically?

Go in at 730am
Scan some bar codes and do something called Brixing
Take ethylene samples
Miscellaneous lab duties like preparing supplies for future assays
Texture analyzing
Get off at 4

Dassss it

But recently I'm part of a project with my group in Sensory where we are taking a trip to the National Food Lab. All expenses paid of course, even got my own room with a king size bed. Was nice.

[SkyGuardian]

I'm glad you're a 5'7, stupid, dickless, smug, little cretin. Good luck with your internship kunt—You'll fit in there perfectly.

I can assure you sir I am not dickless.

[ThaSnow]

I honestly wouldn't know, I'd venture to guess there is absolutely no difference.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23224412
looks like there is..

[JimmyReese]

Also op, since Monsanto has based its entire existence on developing crops to be glyphosate(round up) resistant, and weeds that are immune to glyphosate have begun to pop up, how do you feel about Monsanto's future prospects?

[JohnTS1]

I don't work in the business and corporate side of things but I'm guessing their tactics are no more ruthless than any other company existing in todays world.

Hahaha, fuking lol'd hard.

Negged your dumbass. Have fun supporting one of the most evil companies on the planet.

Brb company who created Agent Orange for use in NAM is now worldwide leader in GMO crops and foods.

Go support the farmers *******, not these disgusting pricks.

[iOtogi]

I think everyone hates Monsanto just the way the general population has always hated new technology at first throughout history. There are always hiccups in science that are unavoidable but these hiccups are what keep our species moving forward. People fear what they do not understand, especially when it comes to ANYTHING organic. For some reason altering anything in nature is deemed as an evil thing to do. Yet in order for our species to survive and meet population demands.....other techniques must be brought to light.


I think, judging from your psychological based comments, you view me as some sort of hired sociopath.

You're not, as the dude you're replying to rightly put you're just another weak minded and highly malleable shill whose, despite actually having a degree, lacks any and all critical thinking skills (though that wouldnt be exclusive to u considering how much wages are shrinking and how the middle class continuously gets eaten alive). LOL I see dudes like u in bucketloads in any corporate. Easily manipulated and weak minded, will bend over backwards if a company was openly fukking toddlers in the ass if it meant u still received your company car and "bennies".

I mean, seriously? Monsanto not involved in any shady chit? Seriously? I mean...what? Just because u work for a company it doesnt mean they're absolved from any employees critical analysis of their practices. I mean, wat? Lets leave out all the "conspiracy theorist" talk of GMOs being potential harmful for the humans who come in contact with them. Monsanto's business practices are down right disgusting and would make even the most seasoned patent trolls and anti-trust advocates wince. Numerous cases of claiming patent infringement far too fukking liberally, excessive lobbying of policy makers and government, damn near scientific execution of coercive tactics to gain monopolies (they have been called out by entities far larger and smarter than yourself...lol please tell me these are tin foil hat wearers) entering markets and, again, trying to claim age old practices as their own patented "technologies"....LOL these dudes were actually instrumental in the fukkin atomic bomb. I mean...OP just lol at u.

[iOtogi]

I can assure you sir I am not dickless.

lol are we gonna get a penis size estat???

lol would fit the persona of individuals like yourself to a tee













please amuse us

[SkyGuardian]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23224412
looks like there is..

In vitro......is this a joke?

[SkyGuardian]

lol are we gonna get a penis size estat???

lol would fit the persona of individuals like yourself to a tee













please amuse us

I'm average or slightly below average. 6-6.5 max, girl recently told me I'm 7 but sloots gonna sloot. I never actually measured though.

[iOtogi]

I think everyone hates Monsanto just the way the general population has always hated new technology at first throughout history. There are always hiccups in science that are unavoidable but these hiccups are what keep our species moving forward. People fear what they do not understand, especially when it comes to ANYTHING organic. For some reason altering anything in nature is deemed as an evil thing to do. Yet in order for our species to survive and meet population demands.....other techniques must be brought to light.


I think, judging from your psychological based comments, you view me as some sort of hired sociopath.

Yes, yes indeed

This is why there is unfettered hatred for, I dunno....

DARPA, GOOGLE, TESLA, ********, SPACE X, UBER and just about everyone else making big moves in the tech space....



tard.

[SkyGuardian]

You're not, as the dude you're replying to rightly put you're just another weak minded and highly malleable shill whose, despite actually having a degree, lacks any and all critical thinking skills (though that wouldnt be exclusive to u considering how much wages are shrinking and how the middle class continuously gets eaten alive). LOL I see dudes like u in bucketloads in any corporate. Easily manipulated and weak minded, will bend over backwards if a company was openly fukking toddlers in the ass if it meant u still received your company car and "bennies".

I mean, seriously? Monsanto not involved in any shady chit? Seriously? I mean...what? Just because u work for a company it doesnt mean they're absolved from any employees critical analysis of their practices. I mean, wat? Lets leave out all the "conspiracy theorist" talk of GMOs being potential harmful for the humans who come in contact with them. Monsanto's business practices are down right disgusting and would make even the most seasoned patent trolls and anti-trust advocates wince. Numerous cases of claiming patent infringement far too fukking liberally, excessive lobbying of policy makers and government, damn near scientific execution of coercive tactics to gain monopolies (they have been called out by entities far larger and smarter than yourself...lol please tell me these are tin foil hat wearers) entering markets and, again, trying to claim age old practices as their own patented "technologies"....LOL these dudes were actually instrumental in the fukkin atomic bomb. I mean...OP just lol at u.

So many ad-hominems I can't even begin to properly construct an argument for you. Regardless, I'll do my best. The entire basis of your argument is that I am weak-minded for willingly working for a company that is under heavy scrutinization by a small cult of followers (namely your sect). Until Monsanto has done something legally wrong, I am not about to sit here and argue over morals. It's far too tiring and will lead to nowhere. Hence why I'd rather not indulge in such conversations. I will say I believe in their products from a scientific standpoint.