Today I paid $11 for a "double meat" Chipotle burrito bowl...

[MakersMark101]

want to throw up at all of the people who love chipotle

its the most average mexican food you can get. seriously, find any local mexican place and support them.


lmao opie i just built that bowl the same way you had it.. 525 cals, 73g protonz, 30g carbs... wait for it.. 1880mg of sodium, and 250mg cholesterol (RDI is 300mg)

A wendy's 3/4lb triple burger has the same amount of salt and cholesterol (1990, 255 respectively)

no ty chipotle

This. I despise Chipotle. I despise the people who pronounce it "chip-owltE" even more.

Brb every bite tastes the same.

[CuriousGM]

I think they made a corporate level decision to limit portions or some **** because they are always trying to short me on rice and meat these days. I always bert stare the guy and say naw more rice man.

That sh*t always blows my mind. Why are you trying to short me on rice? It probably costs you $0.20 a pound.

[DistanceSkater]

At least they only charged you $11

Chipotle pricing is really sporadic. I get double meat burritos with guacamole and it's between 9-13 dollars. Never the same price.

[HumptyBrah]

That sh*t always blows my mind. Why are you trying to short me on rice? It probably costs you $0.20 a pound.

You can ask for double, triple, hell quadruple rice if you want. They don't charge extra for it.

[ImLifted]

nah you definitely ate some of that

tfw you get double the meat and dont pay for it

tfw your bowl is always full and not half ass made

chipotle is life

[hostelmaniac]

got two burrito bowls with double chicken yesterday. didnt get charged yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


lady rung me up before the guy was done making them because they were busy.

"Meat?" - Chicken

"okay."

She was helping put them in a bag and saw the double chicken sign but just smiled and handed me the bag lmao


This was one of the bowls...srs....only got light sour cream and cheese too...

[wheyman12]

Lol.

Should have gotten cilantro rice
black beans
chicken
cheese
veggies(extra)
corn salsa
Hot salsa
medium salsa
cilantro
pico
lettuce



Don't get mad bc you fail.

[SUR14]

Haven't been to chipotle in months. It lost it's appeal after paying like 10 bucks a bowl everyday because the *******s would give me shiit meat. Fukk that.

[ImLifted]

why the **** are you guys paying so much too?

brb my meal is 7 or 8 dollars EVERYTIME
brb no chips, ever, and no drink. **** soda
brb Im winning over here

[Robsolutely]

Third vote for Qdoba. Chipotle raised their prices recently and Qdoba tastes better for less if you're getting take out. I prefer cooking my own food.

Last time I went to Chipotle, they wanted to charge me that $11 for one meal. I simply said I wasn't told about the extra cost and they got rid of the charge for double meat.

chipotle is life

[Blindead]

At least they only charged you $11

Chipotle pricing is really sporadic. I get double meat burritos with guacamole and it's between 9-13 dollars. Never the same price.

If it's 9 bucks you're not being charged for meat or guac. 13 is how much double meat guac should be with tax.

[HumptyBrah]

Third vote for Qdoba. Chipotle raised their prices recently and Qdoba tastes better for less if you're getting take out. I prefer cooking my own food.

Last time I went to Chipotle, they wanted to charge me that $11 for one meal. I simply said I wasn't told about the extra cost and they got rid of the charge for double meat.

lol I hate tightwads like you

[hardestgainer]

Another vote for Qdoba

This, both are in my town and I never go to Chipotle.

[fate0311]

i use to be an avid chipotle guy back in 2006, i was stationed in Washington DC for a bit...it has changed a lot over the years as far as portions go.

[SOCALNINER]

A lot of the smaller city brahs will be stuck with chipotle for a long time

Fortunately for us big city brahs, we have REAL mexican food on every corner for half the price. feelsgoodman.jpg

I haven't been to Chipotle in 2 years, srs. Way too overpriced now.

[Robsolutely]

lol I hate tightwads like you

Cool story bro. It's robbery to charge that much for shiddy take-out that doesn't even fill you up with a normal serving.

Also, they didn't tell me about the extra charge. I rarely get take-out, but when I do it's usually cheap shiddy food which is why asked them why the hell it was $11.

Brb... Isn't being cost conscientious the whole point of this thread?

[Attaus]

so we all gonna act like OP's relatively healthy bowl doesn't have as much salt/cholesterol as a 3/4lb burger? if you put guac/sour cream/cheese on it it has as many calories too

no ty men

[HumptyBrah]

Cool story bro. Brb, it's robbery to charge that much for shiddy take-out.

Also, they didn't tell me about the extra charge. I rarely ever get take-out.

Robbery to charge you for their product. Alright commie.

If you legitimately didn't realize extra meat would be an extra charge I'm surprised you were even able to navigate your way through the account sign up process here.

[CoastTrash]

Qdoba is better

[CuteAliveGuys]

did you have to use chipotlaway afterwards?

[Robsolutely]

Robbery to charge you for their product. Alright commie.

If you legitimately didn't realize extra meat would be an extra charge I'm surprised you were even able to navigate your way through the account sign up process here.

Do you work for Chipotle, or do you just enjoy being a doucher? Asking for a little more meat (because they gave me a few tablespoons of chopped chicken) is different than asking for DOUBLE meat. Didn't think it would carry another $3-4 charge.

Being a chef, I work with food costing everyday... Chipotle is robbery, for what you're gettin...

[HumptyBrah]

Do you work for Chipotle, or do you just enjoy being a doucher?

Don't work for Chipotle, have no affiliation with them besides getting a burrito there once a month or so.

I just hate grown ass adults who whine like children.

[Robsolutely]

Don't work for Chipotle, have no affiliation with them besides getting a burrito there once a month or so.

I just hate grown ass adults who whine like children.

Lol, isn't that every thread on the misc?

Also, you don't even know me and yet you already think you have me pinned down because I'm agreeing with the majority of people here. Lol

[J_A24]

I took a **** at a Chipotle once...felt good man

[Weezy32]

Brb ask for extra rice, brb ask for extra beans , brb ask for extra sour cream. That is all free.


Plus I get double chicken and usually they give me two full scoops plus a bit more. If i think they are shorting me i will quickly call them out on it...i will say hey i asked for double and they usually get the hint to add more. If they didnt would srsly ask for manager...


All that for 9.65 and on top of that i say cup of water so when they give me a cup i just put sprite in it. Lol if you think i am about to pay 10 bucks just for burrito...

[jamesvt]

One thing I miss about living in Texas. As far as chains go Freebirds chits allover Chipotle.

[HunterH32]

want to throw up at all of the people who love chipotle

its the most average mexican food you can get. seriously, find any local mexican place and support them.


lmao opie i just built that bowl the same way you had it.. 525 cals, 73g protonz, 30g carbs... wait for it.. 1880mg of sodium, and 250mg cholesterol (RDI is 300mg)

A wendy's 3/4lb triple burger has the same amount of salt and cholesterol (1990, 255 respectively)

no ty chipotle

Looks good to me. Do you seriously count cholesterol? Any meat that you eat will contain cholesterol. Someone eating a diet high in protein (like just about everyone here) will undoubtedly go well over 300 mg a day. Not that it matters anyway since dietary cholesterol has been shown to have little impact on healthy people's cholesterol levels.

Lol @ counting sodium too. Just drink a lot of water *******. Are you competing in a show next week or something?

[rnod]

no Felipe's no care

[cashinout]

not sure how people can eat authentic mexican heart attacks...i mean burritos

i had a california burrito yesterday and literally almost threw up from how much cheese they used

chipotle is a rich man's mexican food

[MakersMark101]

not sure how people can eat authentic mexican heart attacks...i mean burritos

i had a california burrito yesterday and literally almost threw up from how much cheese they used

chipotle is a rich man's mexican food

Chipotle is rich man's AMERICAN food.


Nothing they sell is even remotely Mexican.